Some secrets only come out years later. Some promises are hard to keep. Wilfred Mott and Sylvia Noble have kept theirs for most of their lives. A Journey's End Fix-it.

The next story in the short series. Axel is given a special gift on his eighth birthday. He has no idea what he's getting in to...

SladeRobin drabblecollection, and some Red X now! Both slash and nonslash stories will be listed... mostly slash, though... severe fluffwarnings might be issued.

So this is just a bunch of drabbles. Mostly puppyshipping. Now with puzzleshipping and tendershipping!

Harry finds himself at Glacier River Farm for the summer before his eleventh birthday. What happens when he follows his friend Arianna and enters a new world called Balinor? and what's this about him being a Prince?

Well, you see the title. Are you still here? Good. We can enjoy ourselves. M for obvious reasons. Now with a decently written chapter 7, three years after the rest!

Jareth encounters Sarah someplace unexpected and is surprised at how much she has changed, as she seeks to atone for how she wronged him. MATURE CONTENT;adult situations, BDSM and violence. Vol. 2 is now up.

It was all Jareth's fault. That was Sarah's story and she was sticking to it. If he hadn't poofed back into her life, there would have been no items that come in plain brown wrappers, no lingerie mishaps and no goblin hijinx. But he did and there were.

It's hard being a teenage superhero, but it's harder when you're Batman's teenage superhero. It's even harder when you get kidnapped and you don't know if you'll ever see your family again. -Wally/Dick and Daddy!Bats and some Papa!Flash-

Lois heads to the roof of the Daily Planet, expecting to get an interview with the Man of Steel. Superboy shows up instead. In the ensuing chaos will Superman be able to minimize the damage, and perhaps manage some long overdue bonding with his son?

One day, comfortably set up in the afterlife, Lily Evans Potter switches on the telly and gets hooked on the Harry Potter show.

Ron wants to test a product he's 'borrowed' from the twins on Harry, hilarity follows, rated M for a reason, HOT

Superboy is deaged. While Young Justice looks for a cure Batman sticks Clark Kent with babysitting duties.

REVISED & COMPLETE - Jan. 2008. AU When the young blacksmith apprentice stows away on the Interceptor to get away from abuse, he didn't expect it to be taken over by pirates led by the notorious Jack Sparrow

A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU

Who does Superman fear most aside from Lois Lane ? His mother, of course. Because mothers can be just plain scary, and grandmothers are twice as bad.

It’s 21st Century Earth—and Taisa Roy Mustang is having a hell of a time living with a lover who thinks he’s from another world—and whose manga “memoirs” have made Ed a Pop Icon and cartoon hero. Prologue to the novella, “Fifty Trips Around the Sun”

A Day in the Life of Doctor Yao. Planned Pairings: Ivan/Yao. Heracles/Kiku. Alfred/Matthew. Frances/Arthur. Toris/Feliks. Ludwig/Feliciano. Gilbert/Roderich. Antonio/Romano. AU, Shonen-Ai, OOC, Mpreg, Angst, Cursing

A tale told in e-mail centering on various budding relationships in an office when people are SUPPOSED to be doing work. All poor Elizabeta wants is photos of it all. Rated for a lot of swearing/lewd comments. PruHun, UsUk, Spero, GerIta, KorChi, etc.

James gets a second chance at life but there is a slight problem: his soul is trapped in a mirror and he must find Calypso to remedy the situation. What begins as an impossible situation turns into adventure and romance along the way. Norrington/OC

Alfred's desperate. Matthew can't hide anymore. America-Alfred/Canada-Matthew.France-Francis/England-Arthur. Shonen-Ai, Incest, Possible OOC, Cursing

How often do we go by something, and never notice it? Annora Thomas finds out just what she never noticed when flung into a fangirl's dream. There's only one problem, and a serious one at that: She's not a fangirl. DONE - there will be no sequel, ever.

If there was a list of all the stupid things that she had done up until that point, kicking a ninja in the groin was probably at the very top. When a college student from Portland finds herself in a bad situation, how will she manage to deal with it?

Riza, 14, and Riice, 15, died in an earthquake. Now at the Sohma house the two have been found alive... or are they? The Sohmas take them in and help them with their second chance at life: a chance to be children again.

Leon finds himself roped into traveling with Sora, Donald, and Goofy. Well, he figures he's okay with that, because nothing bad has really happened to them yet. And then they land in the Coliseum, and they meet Cloud. And it all goes downhill from there.

A high school art teacher with a secret love of all things lord of the rings, is transported rather rudly to middle earth, thanks to the abject stupidity of two of her students. The fun dosent stop there though,

Bored, horny and lonesome. Reno thought this movie night would be horrible but maybe, just maybe Axel and Roxas can make it better. RenoRoxasAxel threesome.

So then one day, this weird boy, a dog, and a duck fell from the sky and changed the fate of our world. But that's okay, they do it all the time. KH/Harry Potter X-over

Originally a oneshot, now continued. The twins finally get in trouble for their incestuous tendencies. Or do they? And about that kiss...

An ancient artifact makes Sheppard act like he's three years old. McKay/Sheppard, Lorne/Parrish

Axel goes out to buy porn and ends up with something he did not expect... his very own fairy sex pet! How can tiny fairies be a sexual pet? Well, there are enhancements... Axel/Roxas, please read and review!

Being alone and unloved was not Erik's true destiny. Now, the great powers of Fate and Destiny have decided to give him the happy ending that was Destined to be his. Erik/OC

Just a bit of archaeological silliness! Oneshot.

AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.

Fred and George come out to their parents a few days before Christmas, along with Harry and his significant other . . . . And a few other shocking couples join the mix, too. GW/FW, BW/HP, RL/HG/SS, RW/NT, GW/SB. Oneshot

Every world has rules you must follow. Especially this one.

Sora wasn't in a threesome; he was in some weird, twisted fivesome.

Draco is rubbish at sleeping. Sort of. Foundations!verse, utter fluff. Short oneshot. HPDM slash.

There's something Jack forgot to tell Will before the new Captain of the Dutchman answered to the call of his duties. Jack/Will slash.

After Potter defeats the Dark Lord he is rushed to the Emergency room in St. Mungos in critical condition. His family and friends anxiously await news, only to be shocked when someone unexpected shows up claiming spousal rights. Slash. HP/DM

Sobe, more than just an energy drink, it's a demon aphrodisiac too... WARNING: contains Inucest.

A confrontation in Potions class reveals Harry and Severus' transgressive relationship.

Joint Project with x-Giggles-x and me. As promised to readers of "meeting the family..." we finally see the cases that most of SPR would rather forget. Lin and Yasuhara dig up the dirt on our favourite characters... heh heh heh. hints at pairings.

Sirius and Remus have something to tell James, and Sirius is explaining in the only way he knows how. Just a little one-shot. MWPP ERA SBRL RLSB

James and Remus come to a realization about Sirius’ name at an awkward time. Slash. RL/SB.

Aragorn - now King Elessar - is grief-stricken. Legolas has the sea-longing. Captain Jack Sparrow is lost. Put them together - will there be fireworks? Mature slash, with A/L as the established couple.

Sasuke, Naruto realizes belatedly, came back weird er.

Old friends take the time to reminisce with one another in the parlor. Darcy x Bingley. Rated T for minor slash.

Mortal peril has a way of making you face the truth. Gentle Aragorn Legolas slash; hurt/comfort with a little sweetness.

Sirius wins more than Galleons at the beach. Written for the Speed Pronz Challenge.

They say that once you name it, you get attached... CHACK, ONESHOT

Pairing: Chase Young x Jaq Spicer male x female pairingSummary: Jack couldn’t kick ass as a boy. So he tried it from the female side. And then the REAL fun began.

CHACK ONE SHOT When Chase becomes inexplicably moody, Kimiko gives Jack Spicer a book to help the teen genius out. Rated M for language and implications. **COMIC IS DONE AND THE LINK IS IN MY PROFILE**

A story in which Harry screws destiny and moves to Trinidad. 1st in my Trinidad Trilogy series.

For terra hotaru. AkuRenoRoku. When Reno insists on a shopping trip with his brother, things get interesting. Especially when the elevator breaks down. Lemon, threesome.

Albus doesn't like how Scorpius spends his summers. Reference to e.e. cummings. JKR and cummings have all the rights. Pure pure pure fluff. One-shot ramble. Written for the ass carnival.

‘Yes Naruto,’ Sasuke patiently repeated for the ninth time to the spastically twitching, jabbering blond. ‘Believe it or not the Ferrari is yours…. Now stop orgasming, clean up your drool and drive.’

Formerly IdentityAxel is cold and uncaring. He wants nothing to do with his future mate, Roxas. But when other men start targeting him, unable to control their lust, he knows he must stake his claim or risk losing Roxas forever. Yaoi. mpreg. AkuRoku Zemyx

No matter what, Leon will have his cubs.Beginning Cloud/Leon, Sephiroth/Leon, Cid/Vin, Riku/Sora. Yaoi, OOC, Mpreg, Abuse, Cursing,

If they're going to be stuck in here for an eternity, then at the very least they can make it worth it. Fractureshipping YBxRxTKBxYMxM , blood-drinking, heavy yaoi, lemon. Thief King Bakura is called Akefia, whether or not it's really his name. R&R!

Ron asks Hermione a question, but it's Fred who does the answering. Granted, he does it in a rather unorthodox manner...

One-shot. Mr. Bingley has a conversation with Mr. Darcy pertaining to his behavior at the ball. Implied Darcy/Bingley

After getting hit by a new Shen Gong Wu, Jack shows Chase his emotional side. CHACK, ONESHOT

Oneshot: Eight-year-old Naruto hates Parent Day, because he has no parents. He never expected Iruka and Anko to come on his behalf, expecting to see what he'd learned. And he DEFINITELY hadn't expected Anko to punch out his sensei!

We've all seen them. Those god awful fics filled with Mary Sues, over dramatic plots, and little to no characterization. Someone needed to parody them.

Tamaki has a question. Kyoya has a reply. TamakiKyoya

Why, with wands tightly grasped in their hands, aren't Voldemort and Harry duelling for life? Instead, they become locked in a soft, then hungry and lingering kiss. Harry longs to see the Tom Riddle he remembers from the memories.

Thinking it was just a joke, Watanuki, Doumeki, Yuuko, and a few others, really did end up going to a bath house courtesy of Yuuko . Dou/Wata XD R&R Please

A twenty year old Uchiha Sasuke learns a very important life lesson the hard way. Uchihacest

At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.

Sephiroth never has much fun on the holidays because of Zack's pranks, but now Cloud is in the picture, maybe it will be more bearable. Zack, Cloud, Sephiroth. COMPLETE

It's Mai's birthday, and Yasuhara's decided to play a little game to bring two certain people together...and it's called spin the kettle...Oneshot Maru Nai Ayakogawa Takayako Read and review!

Ash has gotten sick after a visit to Olivine City on his own. With Brock and Misty unaware of this as they wait in Ecruteak for his return, what's Ash to do as he gets worse? Of course, nobody expects HIM to show up and help! Palletshipping!

Silly one shot, R/J. Prompt-hypothetical.

A trainer from New Bark Town leaves on a journey to become a pokemon master. Yadda Yadda. don't worry, it features me and Damned Lolita, so normality will not last for long. Rated for reason above, and me being way too careful.

Chase Young has a bit of fun with his exhausted lover... CHACK, ONESHOT

With Restoration over, Leon decides to start a family. Cloud has something to say about that. Cloud/Leon. Cid/Vin. Yaoi, OOC, Non-con, BDSM, Lemons, Cursing, Mpreg, Birth, Breastfeeding. 2nd Revision 4/23/09-5/1/09.

VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL: Cloud was not romantic. He didn't see the appeal. But he knew his lover was a hopeless romantic, so he tried. That was all that mattered to Leon. So he wasn't too angry when he found a rosebush on the front step.

My One Shot Sequel to A Cleansing Touch. What happens to Harry and Tom after the war is won? How has Harry recovered and what state is their world in? Answers will be revealed! HPLV

Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU

Leon's virtue is sold to the highest bidder. Good thing it's to Cloud. Cloud/Leon. Mention Cid/Vin. Yaoi, OOC, Cross-Dressing, Lemons, Old-Time Prostitution, Cursing, Implied Future MPreg, Naturally Born Sex Change. 2nd Revision 4/21-22/09

FINISHED! - Jack Spicer is tricked by Katnappe into being the test subject for her latest DNA-splicing experiment. The feline side effects can’t be all that bad, especially if it gives Jack the opportunity to get closer to his idol, Chase Young. CHACK

Any description I can think of is a spoiler; see for yourself! CHACK, ONESHOT

All the writing genres I could think of in one sitting turned into Chack! :D CHACK, ONESHOT, THREE SHORTS DEALING WITH MPREG OUT OF NINE TOTAL: IF YOU AREN'T A FAN OF SUCH, YOU NEED NOT READ 'FAMILY', 'TRAGEDY', OR 'ANGST.'

Gary, a small feline, is bored at his house when a small stranger steps in to give him just the right 'attention' he's been needing. Palletshipping. Gary and Ash as fluff balls of fur.

Roxas is so cold with Axel. Axel's essence returns to an unwilling Reno's psyche. In the end, all four get what they want. Sora and Roxas/Reno and Axel. Cloud/Leon. Cid/Vin. Yaoi,OOC,Angst,Non-Con,Cursing,Lemons, Ref. Char.Death. 2nd Rev - 7/22/09.

Edward is depressed over what Christmas has become. Jacob and Carlisle plan to rectify that. XD ONESHOT

Ash is up at four in the morning, studying his opponent's Pokémon. Gary is interested in doing some studying of his own, but this kind involves two hot bodies and a couple of pillows. One-shot.

Cinderella - Naruto style. SasuNaru, Yaoi, swearing, lemon eventual - basically all the good stuff

Even Chase Young has a way of celebrating the holidays. CHACK, ONESHOT, MAJORLY FLUFFY

ONESHOT: Sequel to Fuzz Ball. Seto finds himself in more trouble. Someone should really put Bakura and Marik in their places. Looks like it can't be him, though, since he's playing a Shadow Game to get Joey to fall in love with him! Earn your treat, Seto!

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves, did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves, and the momeraths outgrabe... "Why, you're a cat!" exclaimed Roxas. "A Cheshire Cat..." replied Axel. There is sex in this story, PWP possibly...

Tamaki has fully realized his feelings for Haruhi Fujioka, but he isn't quite ready to confess. So...he wrote a song. ONE-SHOT, inspired by "Je N'ai Pas De Mots" by Vic Mignogna. (This story has been modified from its original version...)

Back from Hiatus for REAL this time! Ed finally found away out of Munich unfortunately, he lands far from Amestris. But going to Hogwarts? And with Roy Mustang? RoyEd, Sirius/Remus. HP: Post HBP. FMA: AU before movie. ALSO: I AM MADE OF FAIL. OBVIOUSLY.

Inspired by Yellowmoon27's "Chibi-chan". A pregnant Mai and a Naru trying to avoid injury. Hormones, words and plates are thrown everywhere! I like this. It's funny! SHOCK

Twenty Pokemon drabbles, set for a challenge. Poke/Human, Poke/Poke, Human/Human, really, mostly crack. As usual. Seventh one: Mew was right. The Legends were idiots. ::MewtwoxPMD2!Grovyle::

and Ash Ketchum, my dear reader, is a professional. oneshot, lime. palletshipping and slight leagueshipping.

...And repay your debts. A story of one girl, a bunch of Pokemon, and a sad song. And a story about keeping promises. Written as a release, dedicated to everyone I love. Thank you.

Glam wasn't what they had in mind. Yusuke and Kuwabara were certain that this was just another ridiculous set-up on Koenma's behalf to settle another bet. Karaoke was one thing, but a Battle of the Bands was another. -YusukeKuwabara- -ShounenAi-

Clearly a crossover with the Potterverse. Short-short farcical parody. For some reason Edward and Alphonse are at Hogwarts during Harry's fifth year. A beautiful friendship starts.

Meet Saya. Personality like a firework? Yes. Overly optimistic and hyperactive? Definetly. Sense for what's dangerous and what's not? ... let's not answer that. What happens when she joins up with Ed and Al on their journey? T for language, R&R

Oneshot. Something odd is going on...Yasuhara has a little plan to push Naru and Mai together through the wonderful medium of tea.. But then everything goes wrong. As usual. Utter sillyness. Mai x Naru Read and review!

After a slightly traumatising encounter, Demyx fears his gaydar to be broken. So he comes up with a new way of identifying gay people. By selling perfume. Zemyx. ONESHOT.

Who knew it'd be this hard to be in love with two guys at once? akurokuno otherwise known as ARR. MOAR PLZ

Sasuke is a young lord and Naruto is his lover... and servant. they've been in love since they were kids, so how do they handle hiding their secret love? WARNIGN: rated m for a reason.

RENAMED After escaping the mysterious Captain by relocating to Scotland, the team of SPR has to find a way to protect Naru and Mai from her relentless anger. How will the team defeat her once and for all? Is there an unlikely ally in her ranks?

Zuko and Aang have a baby! Sokka and Katara visit them to find out how exactly this happened. Zuko/Aang. Humor.

Some people are not meant to be in Moria. Legolas is one of them.

Two Legolas/Aragorn mpreg authors, not one. Two pregnancies, not one. One story, not two. One couple, not two. What could possibly go right? Slash oneshot

The Twin's take their stand in Another Chance At Life. Sidestory 2 of 3. Twincest, Slash. Oneshot! H/V not main pairing!

ONESHOT: Joey performs his tricks well. Seto appreciates it. WARNING: This was spun out in twenty minutes and it's not the best I've ever done!

Who knew Hannibal Bean had such a rotten sense of humor? Chase is quite the unhappy camper, but Jack couldn't be more tickled pink if he tried. CHACK, MPREG, ONE-SHOT, *rated mostly for language*

They say that the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Rei Shida knows this better than anyone. So when he catches the red eyes of Voldemort, his past will be exhumed and he will see just how far down the rabbit hole goes. HPLV

ONESHOT: Seto can't find it within his power to communicate like a normal person, so Joey devises a way to tell his boyfriend that he feels alone in their relationship, even if he does have to use math to do it.

Sora gets himself a new companion for Christmas. Is Riku... really just a dog? This is the first story in a series of fics that will be done.

Every pokemon trainer shuts the game off. But what do your pokemon do when you're gone? When they're free? Hopefully not things like this... Involves Team Rocket, pointless filler, Fergalicious, and all sorts of other stuff.

ONESHOT: Seto's never really paid attention to his fan mail before, but when Mokuba finds an especially interesting one, he decides to keep it. When he starts receiving more, however, he wants to find out who's sending them. That's easier said than done.

In the emptiness of the high school teacher's lounge, no one can hear your screams when the Naruto crew crashes your cooking club. Only problem is how do you keep them safe and get them home? Slight crack and romance. .:SS, NH, NT, SI, KakaOc, GaaraOc:.

TWO-SHOT: Having a model for a cousin would be pretty cool. ...If Joey didn't have to play a mannequin for her dresses every once in a while.

Naru is so weird. So why does Mai find herself in a slowly progressing relationship with him? Songfic, focusing on various stages of that relationship.

Someone has been stealing Greg's Blue Hawaiian, and we all know what the means... A full investigation of the lab. Rating for implied slash. Very obviously implied, but still. Pure humor.

Seto wants to know why he always picks Joey up at the Turtle Game Shop instead of at his own home. Joey doesn't feel secure enough in their relationship for him to know.

Definition: Expressing an idea with less emphasis or in a lesser degree than is the actual case. Example: Kazuya Shibuya was having a bad day. NaruxMai.

A little Mai-Naru social interraction. But don't be fooled; it's not all sunshine on daisies. Naru eats daisies for breakfast. Metaphorically speaking, of course. LinMadoka, BousanAyako, MasakoMystery. Updated rating for slight language. FINITE!

Now in Johto, the question on everyone's minds is if they can get through this without killing each other. The final chapter!

This is all L's fault for not getting laid. So Light supposed he was going to end up doing it for him, apparently. Right now, Light blamed the karaoke, Matsuda, and the Fates. But it was worth it to try to have some fun, at any rate. ::L/Light::

A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...

The chances of it happening were 2.473 billion to one. But Rodney discovers John is very good at beating the odds. Slash, McShepp, Fluff, m-preg, angst, AU

This is a light comedy originally submitted as a challange on . Nobody has died, Naraku is no threat. This is meant to be the "Inu Youkai Version" of Media's Family Reunion. I hope you will enjoy!

ONESHOT: Seto comes up with a new pet name for Joey because Joey doesn't like being called 'puppy.' Joey doesn't like his NEW pet name either. Poor Seto. He doesn't know what he did wrong.

Watanuki asks Yuko what the Ame-Warashi meant by his existence being hard to explain. Yuko tells him he will find out the answer... as soon as the Tsubasa gang return to their Japan. xxxHolic/Tsubasa crossover, WatanukiDomeki, FaiKurogane, SakuraSyaoran.

Your relationship with your rival can be many things. Pure hate, in some cases, true love in others, and maybe even a family relationship with a few. But no matter what, your Pokemon... how do they feel about your rival's starter? Their old friend?

The magical donut strikes again! This time it attacks a Holic charactor. But who? Probaly not who you'd think. And who's behind it? You'll have to read to find out! Warning:Cracky M-preg, DoumekiWatanuki, yaoi Don't like, don't read.

Roy overhears something rather disturbing. Manga verse

I think the title says it all...

Vala's obsessed. Nuff said. DV

Completed! Kate Cooper is just your average teen...that is, until she gets a medallion that looks strangely like the one in CotBP...In the blink of an eye, Kate is sent into a the world of Pirates, ready to begin the adventure of a lifetime! Jack x OC

this is a story of Zuko's life...and the trials and tribulations he goes through. VERY FUNNY! If you don't get sarcasm, stay away! everyone else: please read! Thanks in advance!

Harley's in trouble with Drew again. To make sure he's not sleeping on the couch on Valentine's Day, he comes up with a plan...

I'd always thought suicide notes had to mean something thought provoking and profound.' Masako Hara sums up her life in one last letter. One sided NaruxMasako, NaruxMai hints

One-shot, mpreg, slash, OoC Voldie, ignores HBP and DH, LV/HP. Harry tries to run away from his captor.

Humor. Pure humor. Its SPR's answering machine. Not much else I can say. NaruxMai at the end.

SPR recruting advert; 'Shibuya Psychic Research is looking for a new assistant, preferably one with psychic abilities.' NOW UP; SPR Advert 'At Shibuya Psychic Research we'll always do our best to help with all you're spiritual needs.'

The Fullmetal Alchemist characters are creating a dictionary of their own, but they need your help to fill it.

Wallace drags Steven to a meeting of both Gym Leaders and Elite. Steven has no clue how to dance, however, this does not stop Wallace from having a little fun with him anyway.

Aang is confused and tries to clear things up with a visit with Aunt Wu. Aang/Zuko yaoi.

Meet Saya. Hates pirates? Yes. Bounty hunter? Sort of. A sense of what's dangerous and what's not? ...let's not answer that. Stuck on the Going Merry, can the Straw Hats heal her heart? Rated for a little language, read if you want to know the pairing.

Sakura, Tenten, Temari, Hinata and Megumi are in a band. Fame and fortune, great right? Then the bomb was dropped. They're going back to high school, the one their rival band goes to. Great. Will love bloom or will the curtain fall on them? SS, NT, NH, ST

Naru isn't a dating kind of guy. What sort of situation could ever prompt him to actually ask Mai out? Lin, to his regret, finds out. SPOILERS for Series and Novels. Now Complete!

Wallace gloats, Steven's annoyed, and he just won't shut up. What else?

[Sequel to Semiotic Love] Harley and Cacturne just want to get married. But there's a few problems along the way. Harley needs an outfit, Cacturne needs a break, Brendan Birch needs more screentime, and everything else is going to hell. As usual.

Hi, I'm Ayumi. I love writing fanfics. I was researching FMA characters and came across this strange website with some kind of spell. That's when I discovered how close to one of the characters I got: my body got possessed with the spirit of Edward Elric!

Unrequited love sucks. But Cacturne's got a chance, now that Harley's been turned into a Cacturne by a drunken Mew... A fat Cacturne.

Random spoof written about two years ago, about why Sauron created the ring. R&R

Toph and Sokka discuss important matters. [Tokka] Oneshot.

AWE insert. Now that Mary knows her purpose in the POTC world, she returns to rescue Jack. But of course, things are never that simple. Beckett just loves to make life difficult, doesn't he? Jack x OC x Barbossa

Ayumi and Eli are FMA fangirls. Duh. And it's natural for fangirls to dream of going into the world of FMA. And luckily, the two of them found a way to enter Amestres. There's only one problem though. They're dead.

Master Chef, Rock Lee, needs some serious help. So he calls in TV Chef Gaara Ramsey. Silly AU written for a friend. PWP. Oneshot. LeeGaara

Roy learns the meaning of being a parent when he takes in a torture victim who thinks he's her father. Her real father is the one who's been hurting her for the past year, and will stop at nothing to get his daughter back. Parental!RoyxOC. Roycentric

Ashlee Kawaii!Kira!Sue!chan is about to start her wonderful magical pokemon journey! ...Well, not if I kill her first. Which would be better for everyone, trust me.

His skills of deduction were legendary. And not necessarily in the good way... An attempt at IC SokkaToph fluff.

The guys get a shock of a lifetime when they hear what exactly is the number one topic between the girls when the guys aren’t around. Oneshot.

Sequel to The Best Things in Life Are Free ... Yuuko has a dinner party with her new 'family' and invites a few familiar faces...

With the new Year comes new surprises. HPLV, Mpreg

[YuukoWatanuki] Takes place immediately after manga chapter 144. Enough said. [how could you NOT see this coming?]

EdXOcScience might be the only answer to everything in the world of alchemy.Or so Ed thinks.But soon,his theory will be proven wrong and it starts with a girl then leads to Homunculis,spirits and all sorts of mishap.Bad sum Im srry but plz read ON HOLD

Mai's old orphanage is experiencing problems, of the supernatural type. The owner of the orphanage is able to convince SPR to investigate what's going on. But the real question is...why is Naru having to solve this case without Mai?NaruMai Rated for safet

Mary's parents are away, and she and her friends are ready for two weeks of piratey goodness. They should be careful what they wish for, as five 18th century partycrashers find themselves in Mary's closet! Rated T, JxM, NorringtonxOc This oughta be good!

Sequel to Let's Talk. SetoxJou. Yaoi. Forget the moving crew. Get the boxing gloves.

Have you ever wondered what color boxers Naru wears? Perhaps they are black, like his clothing? Or pure white like a maiden's heart? Or covered in yellow ducky wuckies? Read on to find out! And Review! Short oneshot.

Sometimes things just don't need to be expressed in words... or do they? TamaxHaru FLUFF! Chapter 5 is up and complete!

AU - Eragon was a normal teenager. Or well, he was if normal meant having a crush on his brother and having two strange girls as friends. But what can happen when Saphira and Arya starts meddling with his love life? Only bad things...right? Slash, Incest

Sokka just doesn't get women. Especially the one straddling him. [TophSokka, set AUish post ending. COMPLETE]

An aspiring death metal band summons a demon to boost their popularity. They get Jack. And of the whole band, the only one on Jack's side is the singer's sister, Sally. Yes, it's alternate universe. No, it's not a Mary Sue. DONE WITH A REDONE ENDING!

That last Harry Potter movie, Order of the Phoenix, that was a helluva lot like Lord of the Rings meets Naruto. If there really was a 'giant burning snake' jutsu, Orochimaru would totally know it.

Sequel to A Pirate's Life for Me. Four months later, Mary returns to the POTC world. But this time, she is haunted by Jack's betrayal and death. How will she cope? And does Jack still love her? Rated T JackxOC ALL DONE!

Complete with 100 questions! Ever found yourself filling out those pointless surveys of questions because you were insanely bored? Well Sirius decides to do just that. See what he says along with the other Marauders. Sirius/Remus, James/Lily.

[SasuSaku] “I said, I. Don’t. Like. You.” She hissed. She actually hissed at him. In which Sakura is angry, and Sasuke is tortured. And confused. PseudoCrack. Rated for language.

Yes, yes, ANOTHER insert fic. When sixteenyearold Mary Anderson receives a strange bracelet for her birthday, she's sent into the world of Curse of the Black Pearl! There's only one thing to do now...DRINK RUM! Rated T to be safe. JackxOC in places.

Tamaki has a little wish he wants to fulfill, but is just too embarrassed to ask Kyouya for it. Will he succeed? Warning! This is a yaoi or slash story featuring Kyouya and Tamaki!

ShigurexKyou, explicit yaoi lemon. Don't say I didn't warn you! This is one for the yaoi fandom guys! Kyou the kitty goes into heat... XD

Sokka really sort of sucks at this whole communication thing. [TophSokka]

Obscurelyplaced bruises were one thing. These were something else entirely. [Oneshot. SladeRobin.]

Relax, the supervillain said. It'll be less painful. [SladeRobin, kind of. Sad attempt at humor.]

A Daystar and Shiara oneshot. Enjoy.

A drinking game to play whilst watching FMA. Mild mockage for the sake of a laugh. Celebrating twenty fanfics!

Toph visits the South Pole with her friends, but has a little trouble adjusting. Total Tokka this one even more OOC than my other one. Oh well, it was cute to write...

One shot For my sister. Toph decides that everyone is too depressed after leaving Ba Sing Se. Upon speaking to Sokka, she decides that he needs a new girlfriend. Katara and Aang watch the spectacle from afar.

Watari is at it again! Only this time he's trying to create a potion that will result in a twin of Tatsumi! But what happens when things go wrong? Also contains Yaoi.

[She's never had the courage to touch his face before.]

This is not the scene where supernatural forces coerce them into having sex. This is the argument they had afterwards.

His name was John Brown, and he didn’t think he was ever going to forgive his parents for that. Drabble, no pairings.

Hikaru, Haruhi, Tamaki and Kaoru try to figure out what's in Kyouya's notebook. Slight slash and fluffiness

Axel goes for a third attempt at Junior year, Roxas learns to kiss, Sora likes ladybugs and Riku is sexually frustrated. AU, rated M for language, yaoi, lemonlime in later chapters. [AkuRoku][RikuSora][Zemyx][LeonCloud]

Some rather clever Disney noncopyright infringing euphemisms. And a rather stimulated Sora.RikuSora. Warning: Extreme abuse of the Lion King franchise.

“What do I want, huh?” Demyx adopted a grin he’d learned long ago from Axel. Most would call it ‘Psychotic’. Axel called it ‘Fun’. Roxas called it ‘’. I think this might be the only LeonDemyx. O.O Veeeery suggestive. Language abounds.

Torturing Yuki and Kyo is a grand sport, and nothing is too extreme to acheive this end. One of my many sex jokes masked as a fanfic. Rated for sexuality, ShigurexAyame lime'ishness, vulgar conversation, and a shameless Fight Club quote.

[Sokka has an epiphany of a ramble one night at camp about his nineteen kids. And some people are less than impressed] Based on Dane Cook's 19 KIDS. Pairings are Tokka, Maiko, Kataang, and Saruki. More inside!

A few other worlds Sora and co might have visited along the way. [Doctor Who, Naruto, Tsubasa, Star Wars, Yu Yu Hakusho, Chrono Trigger, The Matrix, Dragonball]

When Toph finds it difficult to cope with recent events, Sokka suddenly finds himself floundering for the right things to say. Can the water tribe boy cheer up his young friend, or will painful memories only prove to make things worse? [POST 'Crossroads']

A parody of the Twelve days of Christmas done in Vala's point of view. Read and Review. Slight DanielVala.

[SasuSaku] Rather than sleeping for the rest of the day, Sakura spent the next three hours creating a painstaking plan to get an incredibly belated revenge on Uchiha Sasuke. Slight crack. Oneshot.

“Ohtori Kyouya fainted during a meeting, and the lives of the members of the Ouran High School Host Club are irreparably changed.” TamakiKyouya. Mpreg. Not very cracklike crack. I'm insane and going to hell for this.

Kyouya has an odd fetish... KYOUYAHOST CLUB!

SLASH! Oneshot. A tale of Salazar Slytherin and Godric Gryffindor.

Things go awry when Chase's intentions to use a young woman for his master plan are interrupted by an odd emotion. Can he go through with it or will love get the better of him? ChaseXOc, rated for language.

Cause: Kaoru is acting emo. Effect: Hikaru becomes a manwhore.

In which Sora is off getting muchneeded medical products and a very angry Riku is left alone with a very unfortunate Christopher Robin. Mentions RxS Shonen ai. Rated T for Riku rage.

For the Friendship Ficathon. Colonel Carter and Dr. Weir converse over blue jello.

[HPxFMA crossover] Harry is trying to find out why his new professors seem like they're hiding something, and it doesn't take much for the truth to come out. [EdxOC]

Mating season is right around the corner for all those merpeople under the sea, which means Prince Ryou must choose a mate. Well, he doesn't like the idea of a female. So, what's he to do? Get himself captured, of course. Yaoi, BR

Yes another Witchcraft and... from me. Yusuke, Hiei, and Kurama get sent to Hogwarts. Kurama has a nasty surprise waiting for him, and what are the consequences when Hiei blows up Snape's Dungeon? Ratings for later on. Ch. 10, up!

Yuki, Haru and Kyo, too convinient a love triangle for words! PWP, YAOI LIME AND LEMON. YukixHaru, YukixKyo, HaruxKyo, YukixHaruxKyo in last chapter! Lossa teasing of Kyo and Kyoru bashing, evil Yuki... Finished!

[JackWill] Jack was always so careless with his treasure.

Daniel hasn't been invited to the Intergalactic Christmas Ball but there's someone there who he just has to see. Very silly. Cinderella but with a spaceship. [Daniel Vala]

The Anti Mary Sue Story. Warnings for crude humor, mutilated slang, food gore and abundant Tsusoka citrus ::smiles:: A good read for a quick pick me up!

This is a bit of a crossover with Star Trek: the Next Generation. Rated T for swearing and sexual references. Spoilers through the 9th season. Final chapter now up!

[RaeBB] while trapped in a vision quest, a spirit guide helps Raven sort out her feelings for a certain teemmate.

Sappy fluffy Rocketshipping. Memories are shared as the gang reunite. A few surprises are in store for Jessie. ONE SHOT. Keep in mind I'm a bit sadistic...R&R

...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]

JackOC: A modern day girl finds herself a ghostly and gorgeous roommate

Jackoc: Girl fall through time fic...with a twist! COMPLETE! Read and Review!

[Oneshot, genfic] The toddlers of Konoha argue over whose daddy is truly the best. Features Uchiha Kisho, Uzumaki Arashi, Hyuuga Sasame, and Nara Shikatori.

And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P

A late night stroll has strange results for Ichabod. slash mpreg Complete

COMPLETE! My new idea. What if my friends and I were stuck with Yusuke and Co. for one night? Just a thought of what might happen. KuramaXOC, YusukeXOC, HieiXOC

One-shot. Will Miroku survive a short walk with a very drunk, very happy, very talky Sango? MirSan.

AU. Harry, like all on his class, drinks a potion to reveal his soulmate. When he finds the man, it comes as a great shock to both him and his adoptive parents, Remus and Sirius. SLASH DMNL VCGG HPSS RLSB

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

REVISED Ash does not know that by losing to Richie at the Indigo Championships, he started on a new path. The path to guardianship, true friendship, paved with loyalty, and ultimately, love. Championshipping COMPLETE!

SG1 stumble across a peculiar craft in space.

Jou can't wait to play the latest net game with his friends. Who is this hot new female adventurer? Are they even female beyond the monitor? They say that people break out of their shell when they are online. Complete JouSeto

Lee's friends come to visit, and Sakura worries for her sanity.

Stargate SG-1 vs. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy…SG-1, you’re screwed.