One happy, hapless day in Shinra, Cloud's hair falls into one of Hojo's concoctions - a vat of mako laced with a strong aphrodisiac meant for Sephiroth. The strangest day for Cloud ensues. Cloud x a lot of people in Shinra

At an age where you're too young to have control of your body (or your thoughts) but you're old enough to act on them, Hidan finds his control slipping away from him. It's Kakuzu's fault, most things are. But, did the jerk really have to walk around like that?

When two bored, destructive people are left alone together, nothing can go right. In fact, Hidan counts on everything going perfectly wrong, and Deidara is only asking for trouble.

Tessa needs help, but does she receive it from Jem, or Will? Or both? LEMONCART Tessa/Jem/Will Read and Review, Love the Love.

Due to an experiment by Hojo, Zack gets turned into a 4 year old, then in an attempt to "Fix" the matter Hojo, gives the "supposed" antidote to Cloud who then gets turned into a 2 year old. Now its up to our favorite SOLDIERS to play Parents Oh my Indeed!

Jem and Tessa have a shower together. Let's just say that the water isn't the only thing providing steam.

An evil duck appeared in the institute. Jace and Will are scared for their lives. Clary leaves Jace on the couch and Will tries to get Jem to kill the beast.

Cloud's lack of romantic skills and gaping crush on Sephiroth is starting to worry Zack. So, he's taking matters into his own hands. By the time he's through with them, they'll definitely be in love...right? Warning: yaoi boyxboy , AU, OOC

"Forget this crap! William, we're through! Alexander, be my parabatai?" "With pleasure, James!" [this has been rewritten so hopefully I've corrected any spelling and grammar errors].

Pregame Cloud and Sephiroth fic. Cloud has just entered the ShinRa cadet training and whatnot, when he gains the curiosity of ShinRa's all-famous General. Yaoi,angst,abuse. Currently in revision.

Modern-day AU: Will Herondale didn't think he would care for the new girl at school. R&R, please :)

Sephiroth and Cloud don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies. CloudXSephiroth MPREG

Tessa thought that the past was behind her, and that her life with Jem would be all there was to face. But a quick detour to her hometown proved her wrong. After a fateful encounter with the ghosts of her friends, memories come flooding back to her with revenge, accusing her of cowardice and selfishness.

When an emergency meeting is called, Tessa, Charlotte, and the Shadowhunters of the institute go to wake Will and Jem. However, when they reach Will's bedroom, they hear some... interesting things going on inside. What are Will and Jem doing this time? (not slash)

AU Angeal always considered himself to be quite responsible and honorable and his mettle is put to the test when an unexpected turn of events leaves him a father. And Genesis and Sephiroth as unwitting 'uncles'.

Modern Day AU. In which, Tessa orders a pizza, and something accidentally slips from her mouth. "Well, I hope you're not expecting a discount on the pizza just because we confessed our undying love for each other." One-shot.

After Cloud meets the smexy boss, Sephiroth, he decides to quit his job and work at Sephiroth's business to try and see him again. The thing is, Cloud didn't expect for Sephiroth to be in charge of a strip club... MAJOR YAOI. AU. XOVER.

Tessa forces Will to face his greatest fear as payback. /CLOCKWORK PRINCESS SPOILERS

Just a bunch of stories set after "Cats and Generals". "Ice Cream Man" - They just wanted to go out, but then they got separated — one thing's for sure, Cloud is not allowed out by himself... ASGZC. Rated T for language.

Challenge done by Mettlei! Read inside for what the challenge was! Deidara seems to be all alone in the hideout until he hears some noises coming from Hidan's room. When he checks it out he is in for a surprise, but doesn't seem to mind at all. HidaItaDei right in that order! Yaoi, graphic and just filled with sex...

Well, where DID it go, Tobi? Dei? XD HidaDei and SasoIta Yaoi warning!

Itachi comes home after a long day of work and immediately gets accused of cheating by his long time boyfriend, Deidara. Itachi then uses certain ways to convince Deidara that he's not cheating on him. Yaoi, roleplay and a little force. Co-Written with Dana-Eliza!

The sequel to Handle With Care. Cloud and Sephiroth have adjusted to their roles as toy and owner, but life isn't always easy, even with each other. Dealing with the past and the present can be a rough ride.

Hidan, Itachi, Pein, Sasori, Deidara and Madara play the drinking game I have never. Lots of confessions and the pairings HidanItachi, PeinSasori and MadaraDeidara in the end. The next chapters will be the actual lemon between the three pairings.

A simple oneshot about the day Will Herondale tried to breed a race of cannibal ducks with his parabatai Jem.

A role-play story! Basically just a pwp that takes place in the kitchen. Hidan/Itachi... Yaoi graphic ! AU! Co-written with Dana-Eliza.

And the one time they actually lose it. Jem/Tessa. Post-Clockwork Prince.

When Deidara is feeling down about Sasori-dana's death, what will Tobi do to comfort him? TobiXDei/MadaraXDei

Hidan gets a little surprise from his secret crush... One-shot FemDeidara

Hidan won't quit irritating Kakuzu on their trip to the Fire Temple. This story takes place sometime before Asuma's death in Naruto Shippuden. Warning-Randomness Definite Fluff in some scenes.

In which Zack makes Angeal realize that world really isn't ready for a second Genesis. One is quite enough, thank you.

The first hour of his baby's life is a very memorable one for Sephiroth. Sephiroth/Cloud, mentioned Zack/Aerith. Warnings: Mpreg, Slash, and descriptions of cannibalistic urges towards baby toes.

"Come on Cloud," Genesis whispered into his ear. "Moan for me." Genesis/Cloud smut, pwp, yaoi

Sometimes things aren't always as they seem. Heroes and villains need a break too, you know. EDITED 7/7/2014

Sephiroth becomes distracted when Zack Presents him with a cardboard box. An adorably clueless Sephiroth receives the most precious gift he never knew he wanted.

A grouping of one-shots centered around 'secrets'. Everyone has things they like to keep secret, some of our favorite men just seem to have more than others. Slashy Fun, multiple pairings.

Sephiroth has never celebrated his birthday. For some reason, his friends find this most curious, and begin to act very strange as a result. Crack. Implied S/G and Z/C. Belated birthday fic for hypnoticaa.

Cloud has been admiring Sephiroth from afar, watching him in his office from the ShinRa courtyard. When Cloud admits that wishing does him no good, a summer festival is the last thing on his mind. Seph/Cloud, Fluff

At Nibelheim Sephiroth's soul split in two, one side becoming part of the the lifestream, the other becoming the monster that nearly destroyed the planet. Now the good soul has second chance at life, but must act as a living prison for Jenova's essence.

[One Shot - Based on 'The Fifth Act'] On Cloud's suggestion, Vincent takes Sephiroth to see Lucrecia. What they did not expect was to get a surprise visitor... or two.

How Zack settled on 'Spike' as Cloud's fanon nickname. SxC.

AU. Cloud wants nothing more than to drown himself in memories, and Genesis wants nothing more than a wild night of freedom, but they end up finding something better. Yaoi, Genesis/Cloud. Secret Santa fic for Madisuzy.

Sephiroth, the One-Winged Angel, the self-proclaimed god who will take control of the Planet...finds himself distracted. He has but one desire as of now, and that is to take a queen to rule along side him, but not just any woman will do. Cover image created by LisAlice5472.

Zack accidentally gave Cloud's dear stuffed chocobo to Sephiroth. Guess it's time to get it back! CxS-ish. But mostly just me writing something stupid.

Sephiroth likes Cloud. Maybe all it'd take for him to say as much is a day at the carnival. CxS, AxZ mentioned.

just read :3 P.S. . not a Hidan x Deidara! it's really a Kakuzu x Hidan & a Sasori x Deidara!

In which Tessa's frustrated, Jem's worried about something snapping, and Will's nosiness blows up in his face. Pairing of your choice if you squint and have the mind to look for it. Crack, cause there's not enough in this fandom. T for innuendos.

Zack has really been getting on his superiors' nerves with his gross facts for far too long. But then he finds someone who actually appreciates it...and love blooms like mold on a rotten orange. Happy Valentine's Day!

While on a mission, Zack learns to appreciate the mighty chocobo. Zack/Cloud

Crack, one-shot fic. In a training session, Zack decides to try out a new materia he found. No pairings, just everyone's favourite First Class SOLDIERs caught up in Zack's mayhem-causing ways.

For KitaraStrife! In the world of crime, a boss must never trust a blonde. This is the rule that Sephiroth always followed...until he met a blond at a strip club. AU

Pein makes the mistake of sending Hidan and Deidara for supplies. One Shot. KakuHidan, Implied HidaDei

Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.

The funny thing about letters is how much is between the lines...

When a relationship is built on a lie, how can anything come of it? Sephiroth/Genesis, Victorian AU. Warnings inside. R&R is love.

Angeal tries to teach Zack how to drive. Cloud comes along for the ride.

Zack give Cloud a chocolate chai to help settle his stomach. Cloud becomes a little hyper. Cuteness is inside, my goodness!

Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!

Uchiha Fugaku and Mikoto were planning on giving their youngest son, Sasuke, the The Talk. However, Itachi seemed to have already told Sasuke everything he needed to know about the subject--through experience. ItaSasu, Uchihacest. Oneshot. Rated M

“The white one is Dumbapple. She’s very sweet, but watch out for Tonberry, he’ll try to shank you with his claws.” “Ouch! Grr, stupid cat! Genesis’s cat already tried to nom on my face!” Even SOLDIERs' cats are dangerous.

Genesis notices a young blonde in the newest troop of SOLDIER recruits. He aims to conquer this recruit, but Sephiroth arrives on the scene and complicates things. Who will end up claiming Cloud?

Sasuke, aged 10, asks the question every parent- and older brother, in this case- dreads to hear: what is sex? Try not to scar him too much, Itachi. Background KisaIta.

It's Tobi's birthday, and he takes it upon himself to take his present from Deidara. And really, who was Deidara to argue with Uchiha Madara? Filled with lemon and a pinch of candy cane goodness! Happy Birthday, Tobi/Madara, and Merry belated Christmas!

Something like a report of how Zack, Genesis, Angeal, Seph and Cloud could accomplish a simple mission. No Pairings, only some innuendos.

It started when Zack looked up and saw Cloud walking by. Captivated, he followed him into class. That was when it all went downhill with a serial undergarment thief, a rumour, two very irate friends and a whole string of misunderstandings. ZxC

98/100: 'Puzzle'. Genesis Rhapsodos looked on in boredom. He was playing a game. Yes, even while at work. He was playing Tetris. No pairings. One shot. %100 yaoi and cursing free.

Randomness at it's best! A short entertaining read to pass the time.

With friends - and family, like Sephiroth, who needs enemies? Not Cloud, that's for sure.

After Angeal defected to join Genesis' gang, Zack follows in search of the reasons. Unfortunately he's caught and subjected to Genesis' unique method of interrogation. MafiaCentric AU YAOI Oneshot. Genesis/Zack.

When Reno suggested casually one day that they should get a house pet, he did not expect to become the proud mama of a miniature chocobo annoyance. CloudReno.

Cloud just wants to get the key so he can close up the campus coffee shop he works at, TOO BAD! AU. ZakCloud. Vampires. Zak gets a warning all his own.

They say opposites attract. It couldn't be more true for a reclusive recruit and an outgoing Soldier. CloudZack

If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

Deidara has been completely oblivious to what playdough was, that is, until today. Kisame however finds himself having his own adventures in Shark Week. All the while, Itachi is finally as mentally scared as his brother. CRACK FIC. POSSIBLE ONESHOT.

Read the title foaks, since I'm soooo good at coming up with them. Itachi want's to know if Deidara's a dude or not, so he finds out and they have fun in the shower. Shameless, sorry.

AU Yaoi ClSeCl. Cloud lost a bet, and now must pay the price and dress as a girl for the Halloween dance! He gets asked to dance by Sephiroth, who doesn't recognize him. Will Cloud reveal his deception when Sephiroth falls in love with 'her?

AU YAOI CloSeClo. Sephiroth is a prince with parents desperate for an heir. Cloud is a soldier in a different kingdom desperate enough to meet Sephiroth to try crossdressing to catch his attention. What happens when 'Lady' Cloud is found out to be a man?

pre-game AU, YAOI, Cloud, Zack, and Sephiroth-centric; includes the Turks. Is now dark, contains character death. COMPLETE! (I have been waiting SO long to say that!)