FIRST OF ALL, Hello there, have you ever been kissed by a rich boy? :D

So yeah, as you may have guessed it - I'm totally, deep-balls-in-love with BULLY. I have MANY fandoms to list that you'll just get bored if I attempted to tell you, so I'm not bothering to do that.

I'm already an old fart but I still don't know how to work things out here yet. I made this account ages ago to be an avid (and I MEAN REALLY OBSESSED) fan and reviewer of other authors but eventually decided to do more stuff here and give my crap a chance. (NO.)

So, whatever I may post here is somewhat considered as a challenge and just-a-thing-I-wanted-to-try-out. Haha.

And if somebody or anyone likes half the stuff I write -- well then, I thank you and you make me all jiggly and shit inside. Thanks to those who may come upon my page or willingly visit me. Hope you'll give me a chance here. I'm not exactly a great writer, so don't expect much. Thanks again!

Profile:

- I am a half-zombie/half-unicorn creature of the night so don't piss me off or I'll shoot you my rainbow gas. (No, I'm not a goth. If I was, I wouldn't have put that 'rainbow' shit in there, right? Just wanted to tell you I'm Batman.)

- I started to develop a passionate feeling of hatred whenever I see an ellipsis in the end of every fucking sentence. I can only accept them when they're used as necessary; only then I can live with myself.

- I eat humans for breakfast and enthusiastically pretend that I'm a badass.

- I do shit and say shit. Who doesn't?

- Oh, and I'm not exactly great with my grammar and may commit grammatical errors or typos every once in a while in my writings.

WARNING: I may use a LOT of profanity when I speak and write but I just want to clarify that I'm an average all-around good guy once you get to know me. :)

You may not know me personally, but I hope we can be friends. And again, some of my fics may contain a lot of rude language (as what I have stated above)! Just giving you a fair warning. :D Alright! Now let's get on with this and BRING THE SHIT DOWN.