52. Basic Rule 1 "If moans, shoot it, if it screams for help afterwards, your aim is off." drabbles, rated for occasional squick and unfortunate implications and language

Following a signal indicating the possible location of the AllSpark, the Autbots arrive on Earth to find an unusual organic species: alien and yet much like their own. A re-telling of TF1 from the 'Bots' POV. Movieverse. Rated T just in case. No slash.

The first recon mission to North Korea has taken place. The news is not good.

During the scene when Elizabeth accepts James Norrington's proposal, I take matters into my own hands! Not exactly what it sounds like. Story better. My first oneshot. Norribeth.

On Twelfth Night, the Turners have a visitor, unlooked-for but long expected. Norrington/Elizabeth.

How Alastor Moody came to use his flask, and six other drabbles on the man before MadEye.

ONESHOT. PostAWE. The ghosts which are the most haunting are those that she only hears in her little boy's quiet voice, or sees in his ramrodstraight spine. Elizabeth and her son struggle to come to terms with burdens, promises, and inheritances.

OneShot. AU CotBP. Norrington and Elizabeth have a rather metaphorical conversation about their engagement.

As she sits on the battlements of Port Royal, Elizabeth writes a letter to the man who died saving her, the man she wronged.

CotBP. Norribeth. One shot. The early events of CotBP take a very different turn when Elizabeth falls from the parapet.

The original Annoying Professor Snape fic! Yes, it's back. Insanity ensues when Hermione accepts a challenge...

[Deathly Hallows Spoilers] A young witch reflects on everything that he meant to her.

I never had a proper laying away. Is it your fault? Hell no! I’m a warrior, a solider and the best damn Auror there is. Let me die like one. For MadEye Moody

Five times Elizabeth thinks that James Norrington is perhaps a fate worth exploring.

Elizabeth and Norrington. Three ways the story could have gone. Spoilers for At World's End.

Oneshot. Post HBP. Alastor Moody finds an old photograph, and decides to show it to a longtime friend at the Three Broomsticks. Nostalgia was more than he bargained for.

A short oneshot on Hermione's feelings about Hogwarts, Dumbledore, and life in general. Takes place after OoTP. Not a monologue.

What does one do, when held hostage by a favorite character from a world that only exists in a book? What if that character doesn't turn out to be as nice as one thought? Complete. A Mary Sue with a bit of psychology. Revised

Just a short oneshot. What I think Moody might say to new Auror trainees. Enjoy.

He gestured to the unconscious Tonks in his arms. "You see this? THIS WAS MEANT FOR ME!"

What might happen when these two lovebirds try to set up their very first answering machine...

It had been a week. A long, miserable, stinking week since... well, you didn’t like to think about it, did you?

Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word

Moody & Tonks play a game of cribbage while she’s recovering in St. Mungo’s after her accident in the Department of Mysteries.