Name: Emsha Aily, if that wasn't obvious. You can come up with your own nicknames for me, if you like - but be warned! Any vulgarities, and you will be thrown to Pebbles, my killer Chihuahua.

Age: I go between feeling like I'm in my forties, and acting like a ten year old. Feel free to take a guess.

Gender: I'm a total man. For real. Not kidding, at all.

I proudly support gay rights, animal rights, the whole shebang.

Currently, I'm suffering from a jacked up knee. That's right, folks - tendons, ligaments, and kneecap, all screwed up. Surgery is a possibility in the not-so-distant future. Go me!