Life's Greatest Question: What if the Hokey Pokey is what ITS all about?

I have a passion for hot men including: Johnny Depp, Gerard Butler (as the Phantom), Indiana Jones, Brad Pitt, Heath Ledger, Ben Affleck, and George Clooney. I also find the Sean Connery has the sexiest voice ever!

My favorite movies are: Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, the Bourne Identity, Sum of All Fears, Ocean's Eleven, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, a Knights Tale, Sahara, and Disney's Beauty and the Beast (saw it four times in theatures)

My music includes:AEROSMITH, Green Day, Blink 182, Liz Phair, Kelly Clarkson, 3 Doord Down, Maroon5,Faith Hill, and Big and Rich (That's right girls, Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!)

Favorite Quotes:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer:

"You look like you've just been diagnosed with cancer of the puppy." -Xander Harris

Giles: after Anya decides to have an after-holiday sale Brooms all around, then.
Willow: Or I could whip up a jaunty self-cleaning incantation. It'll be like Fantasia.
Giles: We all know how splendidly that turned out for Mickey.
Willow: I think I'm a little more adept than a cartoon mouse.
Tara: And you have more fingers which is good... cause then there's no need to wear those big, white gloves to overcompensate.

"No, I think you're up in the clocktower with a high-powered rifle cause you want to blend in."- Buffy Summers

" I don't really have a security blanket unless you count Mr. Pointy."- Buffy Summers

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:

" I really need to watch where I park this thing." -Willy Wonka

"See children? Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable! But that my dear children. is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies" - Also Willy Wonka

Finding Neverland:

"My name be Nibs the Cutthroat, feared by man and greatly desired by the ladies." Jack Davies, Finding Neverland

Peter Llewelyn Davies: That golden scepter is just an old hunk of wood.
J.M. Barrie: Yes, well, we dream on a budget here, don't we?

RENT:

"And Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about his inability to hold an erection on high holy days. " - Roger

"There will always be women in rubber flirting with me... " Maureen

"It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil, pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse." Maureen

King Arthur:

"There is a large number of lonely men out there." Lancelot

"Don't worry, I won't let them rape you." Guinevere

POTC 2 & 3:

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you'll have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I love to wave at them as they pass by.

"Now where is that monkey, I need to shoot something!" -Capt'n Jack Sparrow

Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past.
looks at Elizabeth
Jack Sparrow: One of you succeeded.

Officer: Which ship do we follow?
Lord Cutler Beckett: Signal the Dutchman to track down Sao Feng. We follow the Pearl. How soon can we have the ship ready to pursue?
Officer: Captain looks back towards a cracking sound, and watches as the large mast falls down. He turns his head and looks on towards the Black Pearl Do you think he plans it all out or just makes it up as he goes along?

Scarlett and Giselle are fighting, Jack watches the Pearl sail away
Jack Sparrow: Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me.
to Giselle
Jack Sparrow: Yes, I lied to you.
to Scarlett
Jack Sparrow: No, I don't love you.
to Giselle
Jack Sparrow: Of course it makes you look fat.
to Scarlett
Jack Sparrow: I've never been to Brussels.
to Giselle
Jack Sparrow: It is pronounced egregious.
to Scarlett
Jack Sparrow: By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies.
to both
Jack Sparrow: And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
Giselle slaps him, Scarlett slaps him, he slaps Gibbs

Jack Sparrow: And that was without a single drop of rum.

Jack Sparrow: You may throw my hat if you wish.
Gibbs throws Jack's hat
Jack Sparrow: Now go and get it.

Pintel: No water. Why is all but the rum gone?
Gibbs: Rum's gone too.

The Dead Poets Society:

John Keating: Why do we need language?
Neil: To communicate...
John Keating: Nooo! To woo women!

John Keating: We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you.

John Keating: O Captain, my Captain. Who knows where that comes from? Anybody? Not a clue? It's from a poem by Walt Whitman about Mr. Abraham Lincoln. Now in this class you can either call me Mr. Keating, or if you're slightly more daring, O Captain my Captain.

Todd Anderson: standing on his desk Oh captain, my captain.

John Keating: I SOUND MY BARBARIC YAWP OVER THE ROOFTOPS OF THE WORLD.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding:

Toula Portokalosnarrating My dad believed in two things: That Greeks should educate non Greeks about being Greek and every ailment from psoriasis to poison ivy can be cured with Windex.

The West Wing:

President Josiah Bartlet: Good. I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an abomination.
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
President Josiah Bartlet: Yes it does. Leviticus.
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: 18:22.
President Josiah Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I have you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or is it okay to call the police? Here's one that's really important because we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing: while you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.

Lord John Marbury: When we had a problem with someone, one solution that we would try is to make him a Maharajah; it's a kind of a regional king, and we would pay him off with an annual tribute and in return he would be loyal to the crown.
Leo McGarry: Lord Marbury, under our constitution the president is not empowered to create Maharajahs.
Lord John Marbury: Yes, thank you for clearing that up, Leo, having been educated at Cambridge and the Sorbonne, I am, as you know, exceedingly stupid.

Gilmore Girls:

Lorelai: My brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish. I'm writing a letter, I can't write a letter, why can't I write a letter? I'm wearing a green dress, I wish I was wearing my blue dress, my blue dress is at the cleaners. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue, 'Casablanca' is such a good movie. Casablanca, the White House, Bush. Why don't I drive a hybrid car? I should really drive a hybrid car. I should really take my bicycle to work. Bicycle, unicycle, unitard. Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants!
Rory: Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants?

Logan: Rory glares at Logan after he pulled a prank on her in class That's not a good look.
Rory: I have no words.
Logan: It was just a joke!
Rory: Oh, no, wait. I thought of some. Jerk! Ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat-boy, lowlife, butt-faced miscreant!
Logan: indignantly "Butt-faced miscreant"
Rory: Why would you do something like that?
Logan: I'm sorry, "butt-faced miscreant"?

Lorelai Gilmore: "The clock stops ringing when you throw it against the wall, giving me ample time to fall back asleep. You, however never shut-up no matter how hard I throw you against the wall, thus ensuring the wake-up process."

Lorelai Gilmore: "Okay, I think we just found the first room in the history of the world that would've made Liberace say "Whoa, step back. No one's that gay."

Dean Forrester: "Like, if you're eating pizza with them, and Lorelai decides that the pepperoni is angry at the mushrooms because the mushrooms have an attitude, and then she holds up a pepperoni and the pepperoni asks for your opinion, don't just laugh. Answer the pepperoni."

Supernatural:

Dean Winchester (about Bela Lugosi): Can I shoot her?

Sam Winchester: Not in public.

Dean Winchester (to Sam Winchester in After School Special): The whistle makes me their god!

Breakfast at Tiffany's:

Holly Golightly: "It should take you exactly four seconds to cross from here to that door, I'll give you two."

National Treasure 2:

Riley Pooleseeing several police pulling up to the buidling Oh look. My tax dollars at work, coming to arrest me.

Riley Poolelooking at the helicopter over head Is that for us?
spotlight trains on them
Riley Poole: Oh, hello!

Ben Gatesunderground in the Hall of Records in Mt. Rushmore Riley, what do see?
Riley Poolebalancing on the giant over turned engraved slab, looking down at an open grave Death and despair! Mostly death. I mean a little despair, last few seconds. But than a hard sudden death.

Buckingham Palace Security Guard: The fire alarm is going off!
Riley Poole: Uh-oh! God save the Queen!

Riley Poole: We have thirty seconds to disable the alarm.
Ben Gates: Go.
Ben and Riley break into a house and Riley disables the alarm
Ben Gates: You did that in fifteen seconds.
Riley Poole: That's why I tell people to get a dog.

Riley Poole: The last time I checked, we make our living off crazy.

Ben Gatesabout the book he is reading This doesn't make any sense.
Riley Poolebeat As if these clues ever do.

Riley Poole: So let's recap: We've broken into Buckingham Palace, and the Oval Office, stolen a page from the President's super-secret book, and actually kidnapped the President of the United States. What are we gonna do next, short-sheet the Pope's bed?
Ben Gates: Well, you never know.

Random Quotes:

Brisco County Jr to Prof. Wickwire: Very fancy, a Led Zeppelin, might just be your Stairway to Heaven.

Will Grimm: Jacob Grimm, you bed-wetting piss bucket!

on the radio
Hans Gruber: Mr. Mystery Guest? Are you still there?
John McClane: Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.
Hans Gruber: Uh, no I'm afraid not. But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?
John McClane: Was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really dig those sequined shirts.
Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

Grace Adler to Will Truman: My point is, my love for you is like this scar, ugly but permenant.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull:

Mutt Williams: Grab the snake!
Indiana Jones: Stop calling it that! Call it something else!
Mutt Williams: Like what?
Indiana Jones: A rope! Call it a rope!
Mutt Williams, Marion Ravenwood: Grab the rope!

Indiana Jones: You want to be a good archaeologist...
Mutt drives them out of the building on his motorcycle
Indiana Jones: ...you've got to get out of the library!

Marion Ravenwood: about 'Mutt' His name's Henry.
Indiana Jones: Good name.
Marion Ravenwood: He's your son.
Indiana Jones: Why didn't you make him finish school!

Indiana Jones: Why don't you stick around, Junior?
Mutt Williams: chuckles I don't know. Why didn't you, Dad?
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: scoffs Dad...
gives Indy a questioning look
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Dad?
Indiana Jones: Somewhere your Grandpa is laughing.

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian:

Reepicheep: We were expecting someone taller!
Trumpkin: You're one to talk.
Reepicheep: Is that supposed to be irony?

Lucy Pevensie: I wonder who lived here.
Susan Pevensie: picks up a small gold statue I think we did.
Edmund Pevensie: Hey, that's mine! From my chess set!
Peter Pevensie: Which chess set?
Edmund Pevensie: I didn't have a solid gold chess set in Finchley, did I?

Telmarine Soldier Killed by Reepicheep: You're a mouse.
Reepicheep: You people have no imagination!

King Miraz: Tell me, Prince Edmund...
Edmund Pevensie: King.
King Miraz: I beg your Pardon.
Edmund Pevensie: It's King Edmund, actually. Just King though. Peter's the High King.
awkward pause
Edmund Pevensie: I know, it's confusing.

after destroying the ice wall, which summons the White Witch
Edmund Pevensie: to Peter I know, you had it sorted.

Miraz strikes Trumpkin across the face
Trumpkin: And you wonder why we don't like you.

Trufflehunter: Enough, Nikabrik! Or do I have to sit on your head again?

Prince Caspian: gives Susan her horn back Maybe it's time you had this back.
Susan Pevensie: gives the horn back Why don't you hold on to it - you might need to call me again.
a pause while Susan and Caspian exchange a long glance
Lucy Pevensie: quoting Susan as they ride off "You might need to call me again"?
Susan Pevensie: Oh, shut up.

Pattertwig the Squirrel: We could gather nuts!
Reepicheep: sarcastically Yes! And then throw them at the Telmarines!... Shut up.

Susan Pevensie: referring to Peter I wish he'd just listened to the D.L.F. in the first place!
Edmund Pevensie: D.L.F.?
Lucy Pevensie: Dear Little Friend.
Trumpkin: Oh... that's not at all patronizing, is it?

Star Trek 2009

Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Permission to speak freely, sir?
Spock: I welcome it.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Do you? OK, then. Are you out of your Vulcan mind? Are you making a logical choice, sending Kirk away? Probably. But, the right one? You know, back home we have a saying: "If you wanna ride in the Kentucky Derby, you don't leave your prized stallion in the stable."
Spock: A curious metaphor, doctor, as a stallion must first be broken before it can reach its potential.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: My God, man, you could at least act like it was a hard decision...
Spock: I intend to assist in the effort to reestablish communication with Starfleet. However, if crew morale is better served by my roaming the halls weeping, I will gladly defer to your medical expertise. Excuse me.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: as Spock leaves Green-blooded hobgoblin..

Kirk: on Spock Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: I don't know, but I like him.

Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: I may throw up on ya.
Kirk: I think these things are pretty safe.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
Kirk: Well, I hate to break this to you, but Starfleet operates in space.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Yeah. Well, I got nowhere else to go, the ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones.

Spock: McCoy tells him the former chief medical officer is dead Then you have just inherited his responsibilities.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: looks at a burning room full of casualties Tell me something I don't know!

Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Well congratulations Jim. We've got no Captain and no god damned First Officer to replace him.
Kirk: Yeah, we do.
Kirk sits himself into the Captain's chair
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: What?
Hikaru Sulu: Pike made him first officer.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: You gotta be kidding me!
Kirk: Thank for the support.

Spock: You are, in fact, the Mr. Scott who postulated the theory of transwarp beaming?
Scotty: That's what I'm talkin' about! How do you think I wound up here? Had a little debate with my instructor on relativistic physics and how it pertains to subspace travel. He seemed to think that the range of transporting something like a... like a grapefruit was limited to about 100 miles. I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system - which is easy, by the way - I could do it with a life form. So, I tested it out on Admiral Archer's prized beagle.
Kirk: Wait, I know that dog. What happened to it?
Scotty: I'll tell you when it reappears... Ahem. I don't know, I do feel guilty about that.

Spock Prime turns and leaves
Spock: Since my customary farewell would appear oddly self-serving, I shall simply say...
Shows Vulcan hand salute
Spock: Good luck.

Christopher Pike: Maximum warp. Punch it.
Hikaru Sulu: Yes, sir.
One by one, the rest of the star fleet jumps into warp drive, leaving the Enterprise behind. Sulu frowns at the console, puzzled
Christopher Pike: Lieutenant, Where is Helmsman Mckenna?
Hikaru Sulu: He has lungworms sir he couldn't report to his post. I'm Hikaru Sulu.
Christopher Pike: And you are a pilot, right?
Hikaru Sulu: Yes, very much so sir.
he trails off, hitting buttons
Hikaru Sulu: uh i'm not sure what's wrong here...
Christopher Pike: Is the parking brake on?
Hikaru Sulu: Uh No, sir. I'll figure it out
Spock: Have you disengage the external initial dampener.
Hikaru Sulu: embarrassed. Without looking at anyone, he punches in the correct sequence Ready for warp, sir.
Christopher Pike: Let's punch it.

STARDUST which is quite possibly the best movie ever...

the pirates have just discovered Captain Shakespeare in drag
Skinny Pirate: What's the problem?
Captain Shakespeare: It's my reputation.
Skinny Pirate: No. No. Don't be silly. Nonsense.
Old Pirate: It's all right, Captain. We always knew you were a whoopsie

a girl gives a cup to Tristan as he is stabling Primus's horses
Tristan: Thank you. That's so kind. My name's Tristan. What's yours?
Girl Bernard: in his own voice Bernard.

Tristan crash-lands on top of Yvaine
Tristan: Mother? Oh! Oh, Mother. I'm so sorry. Are you all right?
Yvaine: No, I'm not and I'm not your mother. So get off me!
Tristan: You're not my mother?
Yvaine: Do I look like I'm your mother?
Tristan: No, sorry. Are you all right? Do you want some help?
Yvaine: You can help by leaving me alone!
Tristan: All right...
he begins to walk away, talking to himself
Tristan: Oh my God! "Light the candle and think of me". I was, I was thinking of my mo... but then Victoria and the star just popped...
Tristan: to Yvaine Oh, excuse me, madam, sorry, this may see strange but, have you seen a fallen star anywhere?
she laughs bitterly
Yvaine: You're funny.
Tristan: No, really. We're in a crater, this must be where it fell.
Yvaine: sarcastically Yeah, this where it fell. It is, or if you want to be really specific, up there
pointing to the sky
Yvaine: is where this weird bloody necklace
she shows him the necklace around her neck
Yvaine: came out of nowhere and knocked it out of the heavens where it was minding its own business. And over there is where it landed. And right here, this is where it got hit by a magical flying MORON!
Tristan: You're the star? You're the star? Really? Oh, wow! I'm sorry, I had no idea you'd be a... Oh, I, may I just say in advance that I'm sorry.
Yvaine: Sorry for what?
Tristan: For this.
Tristan takes out the enchanted chain and ties it around Yvaine's wrist
Tristan: Now, if I'm not mistaken this means you have to come with me. You're going to be a birthday gift for Victoria, my true love.
Yvaine: sarcastically But of course! Nothing says "romance" like the gift of a kidnapped injured woman! I'm not going anywhere with you!

Septimus walks towards the sea-shore
Lackey: Your Highness, the soothsayer, as you requested.
Septimus: to the soothsayer South you said. South we went. Still no stone. Do you now propose we start swimming?
Soothsayer: Sire, I've merely relayed to you what the runes have told me. I can do no more.
Septimus: Well, consult them again.
the soothsayer is about to do so when Septimus halts him
Septimus: Wait! Before we seek the stone... I have another question: Am I the seventh son?
the soothsayer throws the runes and reads them after they fall with three joined together and one leaning away, with the runic symbols uppermost
Soothsayer: Yes.
Septimus: Another question. Is my favourite colour blue?
the soothsayer throws the runes once more and reads them
Soothsayer: Yes.
Septimus: Has excessive begging or pleading ever persuaded me to spare the life of a traitor?
the soothsayer nervously throws the runes and is afraid when they turn over scattered away from each other, with the blank side uppermost
Soothsayer: Um...
Septimus: What does that mean?
Soothsayer: That means "no".
Septimus: Good! Throw them again. This time throw them high.
the soothsayer throws the runes high in the air
Septimus: while the runes are mid-air Do you work for my brother?
the runes come down and read "yes". Septimus removes his dagger and kills the soothsayer

Tristan is dazed just after returning to human form
Tristan: Victoria!
Yvaine: I think I preferred "Mother".

last lines
Narrator: They ruled for 80 years. But no man can live forever, except he who possesses the heart of a star, and Yvaine had given hers to Tristan completely. When their children and grandchildren were grown, it was time to light the Babylon Candle.
there is a flash of light from inside the royal quarters, the camera then pans up to the sky where two brighter stars have appeared
Narrator: And they still live happily ever after.

to Ditchwater Sal after she has turned Tristan into a mouse
Yvaine: Would I be correct in thinking that you can neither see nor hear me? Then I'd like to tell you that you smell of pee. You look like the wrong end of a dog. And I swear, if I don't get my Tristan back as he was, I'll be your personal poltergeist!

Captain Shakespeare: And, Yvaine, I have some lovely dresses; take your pick.
Yvaine: surprised I'm fine.
Captain Shakespeare: quietly Honey... you're wearing a bathrobe.

Captain Shakespeare is selling a box containing bolts of lightning
Captain Shakespeare: So! Name your best price.
Ferdy the Fence: For 10,000 bolts?
Captain Shakespeare: 10,000 bolts of finest quality grade-A.
Ferdy the Fence: Yeah, but it's difficult to shift, isn't it? Difficult to store. If I get the revenue man in here sniffing around. Uhmmm... Best price? 150 Guineas.
Captain Shakespeare: to his crew Gentlemen, put the merchandise back on board and prepare to sail.
Ferdy the Fence: Whoa, whoa! Hold on. Hold on. One minute, Cuddles. 160? 160.
Captain Shakespeare: Seeing as I'm feeling particularly generous today, I'll settle for 200.
Ferdy the Fence: 200? Okay, you're having a laugh.
Ferdy laughs
Ferdy the Fence: Have you had your head in that? Has he been staying up where the air's too thin?
Captain Shakespeare: darkly You're being very rude.
Ferdy the Fence: Not any more.
Captain Shakespeare: 200.
Ferdy the Fence: 180.
Captain Shakespeare: 200.
Ferdy the Fence: That's not negotiation! I'm changing my number! 185.
Captain Shakespeare: Did I hear 200?
Ferdy the Fence: From you, you did. Yeah.
Captain Shakespeare: You said 200?
Ferdy the Fence: If I did, you're a ventriloquist. Okay, 195. Final offer.
Captain Shakespeare: 195 it is.
they shake hands to seal the deal
Captain Shakespeare: So, with sales tax, that's... let's see... 200.
Ferdy the Fence: resignedly Brilliant. Put it in the back.