![]() Author has written 2 stories for Kung Fu Panda, and Misc. Movies. I love to read things about KFP (Kung Fu Panda for N00bs), Static Shock, Phantom of the Opera, Labyrinth and DBZ or Lion King. Name : Sahara aka Asila Fav. Animals: Dolphins, wolves, pandas, foxes, and anything but snakes, lizards, bees (scared to death), and spiders. Fav. Movies: Kung Fu Panda, Balto, Lion King, Eragon, and Free Willy Fav. TV Shows: CSI franchise, The Mentalist, Static Shock, Dragon Ball Z, and Krypto the Superdog Fav. Countries: USA, France Characters for Smoothest Criminals on Earth: (Copy and paste URL for pictures) Roxanne (Before): Marcel (April's Father): If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Girl: Do you like me? Girl: Do you want me? Girl: Would you cry if I left? Girl: Would you live for me? Girl: Would you do anything for me? Girl: Choose--me or your life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do (a lot), copy this in your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall b4, put this in ur profile. If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with, but Jacob Black is clearly at the top of, copy and paste this into your profile.( Jacob is definatly number ONE!) "Join the Werewolves, we have Jacob Black." Opening credits: Waking up: First day at school: Making you new best friend: Falling in love: Breaking up: Prom: Graduation: Life’s ok: Death of a close friend: Mental break down: Driving: Flash back: Getting back together: Birth of child: Wedding scene: Car accident: Final battle: Death scene: Funeral song: End credits: Deleted scenes: ()() Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination. Come to the dark side (we have cookies.) I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew. Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bicth slap that motherfucker upside the head!! Guess What? Stupid Questions that need to be answered! Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station... If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market? Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias? Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? For all my followers on Flames of a Dragon, I will now be updating around holidays... plus there will be a few added cutscenes coming your way... so stay informed and keep reviewing!!!! Upcoming Stories: All that Glitters - a Labyrinth/Doctor Who Crossover with other multiverses included Not One of Us - a Lion King/Phantom of the Opera (POTO) Crossover What Vexes All Men - a Phantom of the Opera (POTO)/Pirates of the Carribean (POTC) Crossover The Haunting Notes - a Phantom of the Opera (POTO)/Lovely Bones Semi-Crossover |
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