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Author has written 2 stories for CSI: New York, and Harry Potter.

Hey!

I'm a fan of many things (formerly known as gottaluvcsi) from Canada, and no, I do not live in an igloo. Nor do I say 'Eh' every other sentence.

So, I'm a huge fan of everything CSI, although, I do think that one or two episodes of Miami is enough of the Cheesy H Factor and the Sunnies of Justice for one day. Supernatural, House, and Boston Legal are all hilarious Criminal Minds is just great all around, and I loved Moonlight, which was amazing. I have also recently fallen in love with Castle and Gossip Girl. Harry Potter is my all time favourite books series and Pirates of the Caribbean, my favourite movie series and if have not read/watched at least one of them, then you should either be shunned or tied down until you have. I'm also a total sucker for any kind of romance in shows and I really hate cliffhangers. Reading them that is, I sometimes get really lazy when I'm writing and end without really ending a story. I haven't really written much, and what I do write will probably be few and far in between, only when I get a good idea that I just have to write down.

Some Fav Shows / Ships, Movies, and Books

CSI - still GSR, Wedges, CSI:NY - M&M, D/L, dantana, whatever you want to call it, CSI: Miami- Calleigh/Eric, Supernatural, House, Boston Legal, Criminal Minds, Moonlight - Mick/Beth, Ghost Whisperer, Castle

Pirates Of the Caribbean - all three, but the first was the best, Disney movies, Hairspray, Stardust

Harry Potter- Lily/James, Harry/Ginny, Dramione, Chronicles of Narnia, Eragon/Eldest/Brisingr, Artemis Fowl, Lord of the Rings/ The Hobbit, Twilight, Night World series, Sweeps series, Books by David Eddings, Morganville Vampires - incredibly funny series, I Am the Cheese - strange, but very interesting, and I could probably keep going, but I'll stop boring you.

Podcasts - Smart Mouths, Mugglecast, Imprint

Favourite Quotes

From random books, movies, or shows that I liked or the quote of the week from my planner. Because I felt like it.

"As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters." - J.K Rowling, Harvard commencement ceremony

"Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!"
"You tell those spiders, Ron." - Harry Potter POA (movie)

"It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter HBP

"It's our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter HBP

"As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them." - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter SS

"It's a strange thing, but when you are dreading something, and would give anything to slow down time, it has a disobliging habit of speeding up. - J.K. Rowling Harry Potter GoF

"It is my belief... that the truth is generally preferable to lies. - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter GoF

"You haven't got a letter on yours", George observed. "I suppose she Mrs.Weasley thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." - Harry Potter SS/PS

As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more...
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball." - Harry Potter PoA

"OH NO YOU DON'T, LADDIE!"
Harry spun around. Professor Moody was limping down the marble staircase. His wand was out and it was pointing right at a pure white ferret.
"I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his closed and an uplifted expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..." - Harry Potter GoF

"Of course we still want to know you!" Harry said, staring at Hagrid.
"You don't think anything that Skeeter cow - sorry, Professor," he added quickly, looking at Dumbledore.
"I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry," said Dumbledore, twiddling his thumbs and staring at the ceiling. - Harry Potter GoF

A week after Fred and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, "It unscrews the other way." - Harry Potter - OotP

"Not this brave at night, are you?" sneered Dudley.
"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this." - Harry Potter OotP

"Don't put your wand there, boy!" roared Moody. "What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!" - Harry Potter OotP

"But you are normal!" said Harry fiercely. "You've just got a-a problem-"
Lupin burst out laughing. "Sometimes you remind me alot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." - Harry Potter HBP

"Our Headmaster is taking a short break," said Professor McGonagall, pointing at the Snape-shaped hole in the window. - Harry Potter DH

"You must kill me." Dumbledore
There was a long silence, broken only by an odd clicking noise.Fawkes the phoenix was gnawing a bit of cuttlebone.
"Would you like me to do it now?" asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. "Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?" - Harry Potter DH

"What happened between you and Quirell down in the dungeon is a complete sceret, so, naturally, the whole school knows." - Harry Potter SS

"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!" - Harry Potter DH

"You two better brace yourselves for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you from a neverending parade of stupid."
"So, you've met my mom?" - Hairspray 2007

"Devil child, devil child!" - Hairspray 2007

"But why is the rum gone?" - Pirates of the Caribbean

"Why is the rum always gone?" gets up and stumbles "Oh, that's why." - Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest

"There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime." "And I owe then all money." - Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End

"After all, how can a mere dragon expect to tell a man like yourself what to do? In fact, everyone should stand in awe of your brilliance of finding the only dead end." - Eragon

"If anything happens, I'm going to pin you to my back and never let you off." "I love you too." - Eragon

"There's a reason why we're born with brains in our heads, not rocks." - Eragon

"The evidence never lies" - CSI (many, many times and forms)

" You weren't in your office."
"And good morning to you too, Miss Sidle" - CSI

"That's wonderful, Gil. If I see a gorilla, I'll arrest it." - CSI

"I'm wrong all the time. It's how I get to "right"." - CSI

"All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy. "
"All play and no work makes Greg an UNEMPLOYED boy." - CSI

"Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer. Swab one down, run it through CODIS, ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall." - CSI

"Repeat after me. Silk, silk, silk."
"Silk, silk, silk. "
"What do cows drink?"
"Milk. "
"Cows drink water. They produce milk." - CSI

"Hey, Catherine, say, 'Silk, silk, silk.'"
"Silk, silk, silk."
"What do cows drink?"
"Water. Why?"
"...Never mind." - CSI

"Who brings a gun to a knife fight?"
"The winner?" - CSI

"Murdered by pirates, heart cut out and eaten, meet Victoria, can't quite decide which sounds more fun." - Stardust

We always knew you were a whoopsie... - Stardust

Because, let's be honest, it's a field. Look. Do you see another world out there? No, you see a field. Do you see anything non human? No, and you know why? Because it's a field! - Stardust

"Father I lost my job. Father, I... I lost my job, I'm sorry. Father... " "You lost your job." - Stardust

"I can't believe your crew fell for that. And where in God's name did you get that mannequin?" - Stardust

" Of course I know why I'm glowing. I'm a star! And what the stars do best?" "Well, certainly not the waltz." - Stardust

"Honey, you're wearing a bathrobe." - Stardust

"You sort of, glitter now. Is it… Is it normal?"
"Let’s see if you can work it out for yourself. What do stars do?"
" Hmm… Attract trouble?"
Yvaine pushes him
"All right, I’m sorry. Let me do another guess. Is it: Do they know exactly how to annoy a boy called Tristan Thorn?" - Stardust

"You have a Babylon candle?"
"Yes, I have a bubbling candle." - Stardust

After a cat jumps out of a locker
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Whew, that was scary" - Supernatural

"When I told dad I was afraid of what was in the closet he gave me a 45... I was nine years old!" Supernatural

"Bitch"
"Jerk" - Supernatural

"Denny Crane" - Boston Legal

"Snide-ass"
"Your Honor, I move to strike. He's never seen my ass." - Boston Legal

"Ah, Denny, I've hardly seen you this episode." - Boston Legal

"Alright you two, grab some scalpels and settle this like doctors!" - House

"Oh Boy, I'm gonna kill Elysa!" - Matt from Smart Mouths (in a Mickey Mouse voice to a co-host who is terrified of Mickey Mouse)

"I reject your reality and substitue my own" - Mythbusters

"Toner and how it affects plant life in the Mediterranean Sea." - My friend's answer to the question, "what were we talking about?" after we had gotten off topic. Needless to say, it was one of those stop-and-stare moments (and we weren't actually talking about toner.)

Moonlight Quotes

(I got tired of writing Moonlight over and over again, so I just decided to give it its own section)

- "When most people hear the word "vampire" they immediately conjure up an image of some undead monstrosity running around at night trying to drink human blood..."
"Mmm. Hate that. "

- "Hey, and don't forget. I'm your only friend who doesn't like you just for your money. "
"That's true. Sad, but true."

- "Well, apparently attempted murder. The charge against you carries a twenty-year penalty. A fire-arm enhancement adds another fifteen. That's what they called it: enhancement. "

- "Actually, I get most of my blood from the blood bank. "
"Oh. The Red Cross does not mention that in their literature."
"I don't think they know. "

- "And "wait in the car" means...? "
"Yeah, 'cause that worked out so well last time! "

- "You just had to piss off an arms dealer. Didn't you? "

- " You know what? I'm not big on categorizing things into strange and not... "
"Wow. Vampires make really bad liars. "

- "Vampire solidarity. Rah Rah Rah and all that."

- "She stole money from me. "
" I knew it. How much?"
" A million bucks. Siphoned it from one of my accounts right before she disappeared."
"What, did you give her your password or something? ""You gave her your password?"
" Not on purpose. "
"I don't even want to know."

- "This is really nice of you. "
"Well, mi casa es su casa. That's Spanish, by the way, for keep her out of my stuff."

- "You've already died once this week, isn't that enough?"

- "What are you using back there, barbeque tongs? "
"Would you hold still, I'm trying to get the second bullet."

Planner Quotes

"If you lend someone 20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it."

"Never test the depth of water with both feet."

"Experience is something you get right after you need it."

"If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?" - t-shirt

"Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane, and the pessimist the parachute." - Gladys B. Stern

"Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"What if this weren't a hypothetical question?"

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

"If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer." - Jim Carrey

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching T.V. by candlelight." - George Gobel

"Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes." - Jack Handey

"Never say "Oops, " always say "Aah, interesting."

And that concludes this quite long, but hopefully somewhat entertaining profile. Sorry for any mistakes I may make, I just realised how much I suck at typing when I read this over.

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A Fear of Wolves by I'm All Teeth reviews
"Do not stray from the path again. There are terrible monsters in these woods that would like nothing more than to devour delicious little girls like you. Run along to your grandmother's house and pray stop for no one." Fairy Tales, retold. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,237 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
If I'm Gonna Fall in Love by Colubrina reviews
Draco had made a list of everything he needed to fall in love. She had to be beautiful, and deferential, and from a good family. She had to be someone his parents would like, someone his friends would approve of. But how was he supposed to meet the perfect girl if he kept getting caught up in arguments with Potter's bushy-haired sidekick? Dramione. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,785 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 350 - Published: 11/13/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Every Other Midnight by Kathryn's NomDePlume reviews
Professor Potter and Head Girl Lily Evans... The Dark Decline
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 986,893 - Reviews: 4746 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 1/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 5386 - Favs: 10,650 - Follows: 3,669 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Scoobies, Assemble! by traveller19 reviews
Clint Barton is coerced into sharing his favorite pastime with the rest of the Avengers: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. This results in the team watching the musical Buffy episode, "Once More with Feeling". Antics ensue. Happy birthday to AGriffinWriter!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
What The Eyes Can't See by Axellia reviews
Sometimes it takes more than science to solve a case, but when Taylor Turner appears claiming she can see ghosts, will the CSIs accept her help, or will science over-ride the supernatural? Spoilers from S2 onwards, various xovers.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 249 - Words: 625,340 - Reviews: 2523 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Don F.
Expanding the Relationship by memorizingthedigitsofpi reviews
A dangerously humourous look at the lives and loves of the CSI department through the minds of Danny and Lindsay, using the episodes as a backdrop. SPOILERS: s2e3-17 [abandoned]
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 126,207 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Danny M., Lindsay M.
A Right Mistake by mj0621 reviews
Mac and Stella unconsciously made a mistake... and the gang helps them realize its not a mistake after all... SMacked, M&Ms, FlackOC… No spoilers No Peyton either. Nuff said.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,842 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Mac T., Stella B.
Perfect Sense by GeoffreyF reviews
Camelot is a very, very sensible place. Honestly. Trust me. Crack.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Roolz:: Things A Lab Rat is Not Allowed To Do by A Rhea King reviews
After his 'luminol incident' Greg starts a list of things lab rats shouldn't do. Strange how things like that develop a life of their own...
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,437 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Dragon Hide by JDPhoenix reviews
True Love Tattoos. A Weasley Wizard Wheezes Product. True Love Tattoos reach deep into your subconscious mind, marking your skin for up to two weeks with a symbolic representation of your soul mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,279 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Eloquently Enamored by goalicego reviews
All Human. Bella comes back home after spending a year at boarding school. She meets Edward, a newcomer. But what happens when her whole family comes to visit? How will Bella make it through a first love and a family all too intrigued by it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,550 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hogwarts is Still a High School by writingxonxwalls reviews
Even when the characters we know and love have magic and can save the world, high school kids still say and do some pretty crazy stuff. New York Quotes Challenge, drabble collection, DM/HG main with other minor parings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Avoiding Voldemort Or Not by LilyHeartsJames reviews
The gang is back! Join them as they leave school and join the ootp. Join them as they go through romance, trust issues, betrayal and even more as they avoid Voldemort, or not together... Sequel to Avoiding Potter or Not
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,108 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Hofstadter Gaunt Duality by weasleytook reviews
Lord Voldemort pays Leonard a visit in the middle of the night to discuss a few things. Blame this crack on someone else. I just wrote it. LOL.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Voldemort, Leonard H. - Complete
You're a What? by Farsight020 reviews
When a familiar Death Eater threatens a young Muggle, he gets a different reaction than he expected. As do Voldemort, the Obliviators, and Cornelius Fudge. Now added: Hannah and her Meeting with the Savior of the World. Pure Humor. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Volturi’s Precious Guard by DCCDchick reviews
After Edward left in New Moon, Bella decided to allow the Volturi to kill her, but they could tell she was special. Now she’s living the life she wanted, changed, without her reason to live it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,474 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2815 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Hippie Headmaster’s Pajama Party The Musical by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A parody on the fifth Harry Potter movie. Author not responsible for randomly feeling the need to sing or the urge to see Equus. Erratic bursts of laughter may also ensue please consult OotP to accurately complain to WB! ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Disney by writingxonxwalls reviews
Draco/Hermione drabbles based off of Disney quotes. DM/HG with some BZ/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 19,617 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Capture the CastleI Marry My Muse by cresmoon reviews
the out of character-ish, slapsticky, and very irreverant conclusion to this story follows...
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Night Shift Mischief: We Love Stupid People by ChibiDawn23 reviews
And who says that solving crimes can't be fun? Danny, Lindsay, and the rest of the night shift crew stumble on some interesting cases...and some very stupid people.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3041 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Dreams Of Gold by Bella-with-the-blue-eyes reviews
Bella is a 16 yr old Olympic gymnast for the USA. Edward Cullen is the all around American and World Swimming Champion, and gold medal favorite at only 18. Going for the Gold takes on a whole new meaning when these two champions meet in an all out competi
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 68,379 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Legend of the Pearl Medallion by Potterdancer616 reviews
Lily Evans is bored with her rich life. She wishes that a handsome pirate would take her away. What happens when Captain Potter does, and why is he interested in her necklace? Full of swashbuckling romance and adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 66,705 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5290 - Favs: 4,926 - Follows: 4,140 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hate Is A Strong Word by MrsJasperHale reviews
EXBAU. "JEEZ? WE ARE MARRIED AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS JEEZ? You don't say jeez when you accidentally marry someone! You say jeez when you drop a dish!"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,880 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Beginning of a Beautiful Friendship by silvanelf reviews
Unforeseen consequences from feeding on Beth in the desert bring the vampire PI and reporter together. Meanwhile, something is up in L.A. when body counts start to rise, and Mick gets a whiff of feral vampires...
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 158,665 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Mick S. J., Beth T. - Complete
The BestFriend Interrogation by All The Good Names Taken reviews
Every girl knows, that she can't have a crush without being questioned by her bestfriends. And now, Tonks has to learn that continuing the conversation when he's just a few feet away has it's concequences. And even Remus must now face the dreaded question
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Miss Pipedream by laurakinsss reviews
AU. All human? Canon Pairings. ExB. In the beginning, he never thought anything like this would happen. He never knew things could flip completely upside down in those few little seconds. The few seconds it took to say those three magic words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,642 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Need To Know by Nikkipedia reviews
Jacob never gave the Cullens the whole story of when he told Charlie what they really were. He left out a few things. Like when Charlie thought he was gay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Ghost Stories by ChibiDawn23 reviews
A teenaged vampire set on revenge, ghosts that aren't ghosts, Sam and Dean Winchester, a proposal...sea monsters? It's gonna be an interesting week. DL, Fiesta, MP, Xover with Supernatural. NEW ENDING ADDED 26 May 2008.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,565 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Danny M., Don F. - Complete
Enigmaticness Abounds by Tierfal reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Wizards Than You by WiccaRowan reviews
A young nurse at St Mungo's comes across a rather unusual injury.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Do You Think? by Flag Pole Sittah reviews
Harry is suspcious. Something is up with Dumbledore. What does Hermione think of it all? Harry is about to find out, and his life will never be the same again! A missing scene from Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
WHAT Broke the Window? by ChibiDawn23 reviews
Danny, Lindsay and Flack get called to a very...unusual...crime scene. A broken window, scorch marks and claw marks can only mean one thing, right? XOver with the movie Enchanted.
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Damsel In Distress by rentemotion reviews
It was supposed to be a normal trip to California, Toni was going to visit her dad. Who knew that meeting her dad's boss would change her life so much.
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
On The Danger Of Stepping Outside Your Office Door by Monopoly reviews
Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Chillin by NeteleJala reviews
ONE-SHOT. Josef and his freezer.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Josef K., Mick S. J. - Complete
Danny and Lindsay According To by ReJo reviews
Danny is supposed to be going to a scene with Mac, but he’s in the break room sleeping. Why? This is a continuation of “Life According To…”
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Night Stalkers by 12 Withering Roses reviews
After a girl who was attacked and turned by a vampire is brought to him in the middle of the night, Mick must help her adjust to life as a vampire. He has to balance this challenge with his work and budding relationship with Beth. McBeth OFCOMC pairings
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,305 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Complicated by Raquelita reviews
Thanks to Coraline, Mick finds himself human again - if only just for now. Beth seems happy to hear the news, but with Josh's recent death their relationship is more than a little complicated. Love, though, is an unpredictable thing. 'T' for later. R&R!
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,158 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Wind And Waves by HeroOfTheCastleOfMarble reviews
James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,922 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Take Our Chances by protejerinnocencia reviews
Beth falls ill with a suspected head cold. But when she finds out there's another reason she's been feeling so faint, things get ugly. Can she handle the balancing act? How long will Josh buy the lies? How long can Mick deny the truth?
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,853 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Auctions And Dignity by lampfghgh reviews
When Dumbledore needs funds for the war an auction takes place in order to help. What are they auctioning? Why, dignity ofcourse! I suck at summary's read it and make up your own summary!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,973 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Winning Her Love by Hogshire reviews
What do you get when you cross a temperamental redhead with commitment issues and a ravenhaired Quidditch jock who is VERY persistent? I don't know myself, but I guess we'll find out together in the best Harry Potter romance yet!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,130 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Joy of Giving by Arderyd reviews
A little Christmas ficlet.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Christmastime by geekischic reviews
Since he's been turned, Christmas has always been a lonely time for Mick St. John. That is, until he met a certain blonde reporter named Beth.
Moonlight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Beth T., Mick S. J. - Complete
Ecklie's Office by SoS5-16 reviews
GSR This is what really should have happened in Ecklies office in A la Cart.. would have made for a much more uncomfortable Ecklie. Which ultimately, is the aim.. isn't it?
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
A Life With You by Declan Kai reviews
[DL] Life means that much more when you have that special someone to share your joys and sorrows with.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 88,150 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Moonlight To Dawn by lindyrb reviews
Moonlight MickBeth, PG13 some chapters may be R. Established relationship, this is set about a year from now as Mick and Beth learn to love and live in a world that isn't quite ready for them.
Moonlight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,791 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
The Mating of the Wersh: Brothers Prewett Edition by alohakaoha reviews
Read [The Ginger Series] first. A look into the maniacal and softer sides of Gideon and Fabian Prewett. The Brothers Prewett Edition spins The Mating of the Wersh to their point of view. More accurate summary in profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,927 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
A Potent Mix of Irritation and Jealousy by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
House will always be House. Not even three annoying British kids trying to save the world can change that. House & Harry Potter crossover. Post HBP, not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Graduation Day by Only Sometimes reviews
Her mother wanted her to wear the stupid gold dress, so Ginny's wearing the stupid gold dress. But it's been a few years since she's worn it, and she's, well, grown...Who knew one dress could have such a, er, big effect on Ginny's graduation day?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Ginny W., Minerva M. - Complete
The Life and Times of Evangeline Messer by Kawaii-babi reviews
Mor exciting than the title. it's a bunch of stories about what happens in Danny and Lindsay's lifes when they have a daughter... tres funny... rated for chapter 1... stupid Flack... Sequel to Truth, Dare, Double dare, Promise to repeat, Rainbow?
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,250 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Life According To by ReJo reviews
What if Danny had never warmed up to Lindsay? This story is told from the POV of different people in first person, for the most part alternating with the story told from the third person POV. DL, Hawkes
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,981 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
The Summer Job by Konflickted reviews
Cut off, Lily has to get a job to fund her last year of school. She is hired at Dumbledor's reccomendation to work for Mrs. Potter during the summer holiday. Lily's bestfriends have a bet, will she or won't she fall for James' charm by the end of Summmer?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,006 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
House Pride by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Voldemort's dead and the Hogwarts Houses are finally united under one banner. And of course unity is great and all that, but we can't let it get in the way of our precious House pride, can we?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Living With A First Class Arse by Zayz reviews
[Complete] LilyJames, SiriusOC. A highly sarcastic, silly, angsty, and occasionally romantic collection of 100 drabblings that are under or slightly over a thousand words each. Rated for language. Read and review?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 68,031 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Avoiding Potter Or Not by LilyHeartsJames reviews
Lily Evans swore she'd hate James Potter for the rest of her life and vice versa, but what happens when James moves in next door to her? Fights, friendship and most of all, the greatest love you could ever possibly have.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,445 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Summer With the Marauders by PhoenixDreamer55 reviews
What happens when the marauders go to the pool? The answer is: anything... Follow the Marauder's adventures in their best summer yet. Final chapter up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,037 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Denial Ain't Only A River In Egypt by lindyrb reviews
Moonlight JosefMick friendship. Josef finds out some of the details about what happened when Beth took the Dark Crystal...
Moonlight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
The Mating of the Wersh by alohakaoha reviews
Remus challenges Sirius into being unable to date, snog, frisk or shag any girl until James can get Lily to go out with him. What happens? Hilarity ensues as Sirius tries to fight his urges. Marauder era. SBOC, JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,084 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Beth the Bunny by paynesgrey reviews
Beth loses an embarrassing bet, Josef thinks Easter comes early, and a moment alone brings Mick and Beth a little closer together. MickBeth
Moonlight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Beth T., Mick S. J. - Complete
Bobbing for Humans by Kaleida reviews
While in the company of her two vamp pals, Mick and Josef, Beth asks a question on her mind since October started. What do vampires do for Halloween?
Moonlight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Beth T. - Complete
Yahtzee? by Michaela Martin reviews
Fluffy DL family fic. No spoliers for the next season only stuff that has happened in the past three. I don't want to give too much away! Please read and review!
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,919 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
The Firewhiskey Incident by Lady Bracknell reviews
In a lot of ways, it was Joni Mitchell's fault. In some ways, it was Sirius'. The Firewhiskey had a bit to do with it, Remus admitted, but when it came down to it, really, he had no one to blame but himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Stag and The Doe by touchtheskyx reviews
A collection of oneshots about Lily and James.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 28,822 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Beer Five by CSIGeekFan reviews
This is in response to the Drunk Cop Challenge. Our two favorite lovebirds decide to have drinks with the team. The conversation gets interesting. Please R&R.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
Call Me But Love by Lasrevinu reviews
Post8x04 GSR.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Prongs and His Flower by Weezer Girl reviews
Lily Evans doesn't want to leave Hogwarts. One year left, and she does not think that that's enough. But with help from the Head Boy, her friends, and LNTLJ, this could just be the best year yet. Finally complete thanks so much if you've stuck with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,612 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
One LONG Weekend by makristina reviews
Mac and the team are sent on a vacation together for working hard. Tension, romance and confusion was not on the agenda!DL DannyLindsay UPDATED: CHAPTER 14 FINALLY UP!
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,271 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn by miss-blanche reviews
Sirius Black is giving up the ladies once and for all while Lydia Johnson is still searching for Mr Right. But after one memorable potions lesson, it goes to show that frankly my dear, fate doesn't give a damn about your plans. Marauders era
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,577 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Thorough and Extensive Study by Ron Weasley by hellomynameis-kita reviews
Ron studies. No, not his school work, he studies the effects of one Ginny Weasley, his sister, on the great Harry Potter. HPB oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Inter House Games Night by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
In an effort to unite his houses, Dumbledore has organized a games night for his students. Drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Shippers in distress by Elialys reviews
Spoilers 8x04. Dedicated to the Dollar for Sense campaign 'You know, we started sending thousands of letters and flyers, never mind. Gifts and balloons. We even paid for having a plane flying over the studios' GSR
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
His Best Man by do i need a pen name reviews
Sirius reflects on James and Lily's relationship through the years, and how they all ended up where they are right now. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
In Shock by Moonprincess92 reviews
"Is she ok?" "I don't know …" "Hey, what's going on?" "Harry, what did you do?" In which Ginny is in shock, Mrs Weasley's in tears and a proposal goes wrong. Or is that right? :Oneshot HG postDH:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Idiot's Guide on Being a Death Eater by moshpitqueen reviews
Take a look inside as the stepbystep process on being a Voldie follower is revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Like the Rifle by psychochick1 reviews
Winchester versus curses. It's amazing what the human brain can become accustomed to, given enough time or exposure.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Wild Things by ladybalin reviews
Lily encounters Padfoot, Wormtail, Moony, and Prongs. Hilarity, romance, and possibly some illicit groping ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Habits by Lasrevinu reviews
Lame postA La Cart
CSI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Taking One for the Team by CharmedMummy reviews
The team hangs out, plays a game or two, and wackiness ensues. A oneshot sort of postep to episode 4x2, The Deep, that is part of my Let's Play a Game series, though you don't have to read any of the others to enjoy this one.
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Don F. - Complete
Conversations With Ecklie by EquestrianCSI reviews
Tongue in cheek interpretation of what was going on inside both Grissom and Ecklie's mind during Ecklie's inquiry into Gil and Sara's relationship. Apologies if I offend anyone. I've no connection to CSI, its characters, etc.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Conrad E., Gil G. - Complete
A Few Detentions and A Story by Io.sono.Emilia reviews
James Potter and Lily Evans are both seventh years at Hogwarts. They're about to have an interesting year, complete with detentions, pranks, confusion, and laughter, in which they get through school, make some trouble and maybe sort out their feelings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 161,527 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cherub Cheer by thegreatbluespoon reviews
Sequel to A Turkey Teaser. Sara has a secret and the team wants to use it for revenge against Grissom.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,356 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Gil G., Sara S.
I Am Not Gay by souldreamer72 reviews
“For the last time we’re not ruddy gay and we’re not in bloody love!” Sirius roared, an irritated vein pulsing from his usually flawless face. Sirius and Remus prove for once and for all they are not gay. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
100 Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Shylee Taregan reviews
What does one do when given a list of rules one must not break? Why, break them, of course! A series of drabbles based on a very long thread.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007
Hermy and Won Won by LostxAndxFading reviews
This tells the story of one summer when Hermione resides with the Weasley's. This is a summer where the spark of attraction between Ron and Hermione ignites into a burning love and desire to be with each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,367 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ginny's Bad Side by StrawberryBlonde16 reviews
Just a little oneshot that popped into my head about Ginny and the twins
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Ginny W., George W. - Complete
Stress Management by PunkxValentine reviews
In over half a century of my life, I've seen some... unusual stress relief strategies, Sara Sidle took the prize for most questionable. A look on how Sara deals with the aftermath of her ordeal. BrassSara friendship, post LD, light GSR.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Jim B., Sara S. - Complete
How Brass Copped Wise by AliCat713 reviews
A little oneshot from Brass' POV. Originally posted on May 23, 2007 to Geekfiction.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Breaking Even by Just-Like-Ginny reviews
Ron's thinking about his relationship with Hermione. But Hermione's interpreting his thoughts a bit differently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Dudley's Nineteen Years Later by Duochanfan reviews
At the end of Deathly Hallows we learn of Harry's Nineteen Years Later, Here is Dudley's Nineteen Years Later. Follows Canon hopefully.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Dudley D., OC - Complete
Paint by mustlovecat reviews
OneShot DL The entire team prepares a surprise for Danny & Lindsay.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Just A Moment by Turtlebaby reviews
A moment between Grissom and Sara. Oneshot complete. Spoilers through Living Doll. GSR.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Sisterhood by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
There's nothing like sisterhood.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Complete
Alcohol by 23roses reviews
A whatwouldhappenif fic involving Fred and George at Ron and Hermione's wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Special Phone Call by Paige M. Carter reviews
Danny gets a very special phone call from Lindsay.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Louisville Slugger by ApollaCammi reviews
How to tackle someone wasn't the only trick Lindsay's brother taught her.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Lindsay M., Danny M. - Complete
Night Shift Mischief: Capture the Flag by ChibiDawn23 reviews
It's the Cowboys vs. the Giants in a rousing game of Capture the Flag. There is no such thing as a BORING night shift!
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
A Very Bad Influence by Gaby Black reviews
Look, Evans, it's not that I don't like you–I guess you're not worse than any other girl, but sometimes you just annoy the hell out of me. - Sirius manages to make Lily admit she fancies James. Lily becomes yet another victim of Sirius's bad influence. JL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
When Psychotic Plot Bunnies Attack by mabelreid reviews
One Shot sequel to When worlds collide. Something terrible is happening to our favorite characters in the fan fic world. Only one author can stop it. Parody Features characters from CSI NY CM and HP
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - S. Reid - Complete
Suspicious Minds by Auntie Lib reviews
There had to have been little clues over the last year and a half that Grissom and Sara are more than just friends. How would the other team members react to those clues? GSR from outside perspectives.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,331 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Sara S., Gil G.
Risky Beginnings by Yemam2422 reviews
DL. Early season two story. Danny and Lindsay meet at the airport instead of the zoo. Unexpected adventure, danger and excitement ensues! Rated M for Ch. 7 only, everything else is T.
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,239 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
You're In My Arms by memorizingthedigitsofpi reviews
SEQUEL to You're In My Thoughts. What happens while Danny's in Montana? COMPLETE!
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,320 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Change of Heart by Tempest Break reviews
James Potter is obviously in love with Lily Evans, but she wants nothing to do with him, and this is the way it's been for six years. But in their 7th year, they're Head Boy and Girl and have to share a tower. James is rejoicing, but Lily...? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,395 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 6/27/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
WWIII by mustlovecat reviews
DL One Shot Mac thinks he's heard it all ...
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
What Goes Around Comes Around by jubilea reviews
Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you, is the golden rule. Someone should have reminded Dean, because it's coming back around.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Dreaming by cutieismynam reviews
Lindsay deals with Danny being stuck in the Panic room. Set after Trapped
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
I Loved Her First by RachelItIs reviews
As Danny watched, he thought how he loved her first. Song fic to Heartland's 'I Loved Her First' Ships if any? DL OCOC
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Danny M. - Complete
Get a Life by ReJo reviews
Lindsay’s tired of living in the prison she’s created for herself. She’s ready to get a life. [DL]
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,965 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Lawnmowers by littlemeg06 reviews
what's the best way to get a worried CSI investigator to confront his feelings for another CSI investigator? yard work! one shot
CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Horatio C., Calleigh D. - Complete
Help A Sista Out by ReJo reviews
[DL] Lindsay goes out with a lab tech then uses Danny to get rid of him when things don’t work out. [DL]
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,880 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
You're Mine by Declan Kai reviews
DL Who knew a simple ride in the elevator could lead to so much more. It was Flack's fault to begin with, but what did that lead to?
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,183 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
It's a Boy Girl thing by 5t4c3y reviews
Boy meet’s Girl, Girl meet’s Boy. Boy try’s to make Girls life a living hell, Girl gets annoyed by boy, and doesn’t realize why he is pissing, a woman with a loaded gun, off. Just a oneshot for Snow Day :D
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
100 Bucks by Declan Kai reviews
[DL Oneshot] Flack and Hawkes dare Danny to kiss Lindsay when she arrives for 100 bucks. Little do they know, kissing her has become a favourite pasttime of his.
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
A Little Somethin' Somethin' by nyakattia reviews
He wasn't trying to eavesdrop on their conversation, honest. The morning, well, afternoon, after the night before. 6th in the Climb This Mountain series. DL.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
How I got a Boyfriend Before Lunch in Detention by LunaSky reviews
The thoughts of Ginny Weasley. What happens when you put Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy in the same detention room for two hours. What happens when he starts staring at her? CHAOS! Rated M for lang. GINNY HAS A POTTY MOUTH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
You're In My Thoughts by memorizingthedigitsofpi reviews
Holy crap, COMPLETE! Danny emails Lindsay to thank her for the card. Post 3x14 fic about Danny helping Lindsay get through the trial. The T rating is for language.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,042 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Darkness Falls by ChibiDawn23 reviews
Danny Messer believed in what he could touch. What he could feel. There was no room in his life for this XFiles stuff. DL, eventual Xover with Supernatural.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,593 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Say something by xoxoPAUxoxo reviews
He only needed one word to stop her. One word, four letters. GSR.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Stuck In A Moment by Muzzy-Olorea reviews
[DL] The memories of some situations in life are always going to stick to you like glue. For Lindsay, this was one of them.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
When worlds collide by mabelreid reviews
what happens when an author is pulled into the fictional world of fan fiction along side the charaters of her favorite show. read and find out. first and second season spoilers. One shot
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2007 - S. Reid - Complete
Night Shift Mischief: I Never by ChibiDawn23 reviews
Danny, Lindsay, Adam, Marty...a slow night at the lab...and the game of I Never
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Cookies by xoxoPAUxoxo reviews
– A child never lies when a cookie is good, and never lies about other stuff as well.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Night Shift Mischief: Twenty Questions by ChibiDawn23 reviews
Who'da thought 20 Questions could be such a competitive game? Features Marty Pino, Sid Hammerback and DL!
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Night Shift Mischief by ChibiDawn23 reviews
When the boss is away, the CSIs will play! Danny, Lindsay and Marty Pino are working a slow night shift. Let the zaniness ensue!
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
A Turkey Teaser by thegreatbluespoon reviews
Grissom wants to tell the group, Sara just wants to mess with them...GSR...WC suggested.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Something There by lil.angel.on.earth reviews
Can it be that Lily is seeing James in a whole new light? find out in this lil songfic i have written just for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/30/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Not Just Your Everyday Doctor by Steffy811 reviews
SupernaturalHouse xover. You don't need to have seen House to understand it. Dean goes to the clinic in the hospital where House is. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
I Won't Say I'm In Love by lil.angel.on.earth reviews
can lily finally admit to herself that she just might actually have 'feelings' for james potter, or will she go mad just thinking about him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Can You Feel the Love Tonight by lil.angel.on.earth reviews
anothr short disney song fic to add to the collection
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Kiss The Girl by lil.angel.on.earth reviews
another songfic dedicatated to my disney collection
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
An Excuse to get Drunk of an Evening by MagpieDreamer reviews
DL MS: Danny and Lindsay get totally, completely and inexcusably drunk in a bar one Tuesday night, much to Mac and Stella's amusement. To what end, you might ask? That would be telling...
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 184 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Nightmares of Pink Elephants reviews
A short Dramione oneshot, for now, about Hermione's dreams of Draco Malfoy. And pink elephants.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How Flack Found Out reviews
What will happen when Flack finds out about Danny and Lindsay. My first attempt at a fanfic and probably a very lame attempt at Humour
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete