Dear reader,

you have probably come here because my (soon to appear) fics led you here. All the disclaimers used in my fics are posted here. I will not use these in my fics as they use too much space. Anyway they are given in bold at the end of this page. Before that, a short personal introduction:

Name:(Actually, I prefer to remain anonymous)

Age: 20, as of 6 June 2016.

Gender: Male.

Occupation:Student of Engineering. (Not technically an occupation, but what the hell.)

Likes and Dislikes:-

1: The Legend of Zelda. I am absolutely nuts about this series. I follow it, have played almost all its games (except the non-canon ones and the most recent ones) and have three favorites: Ocarina of Time, A Link to the Past and Twilight Princess. I occasionally get fiction ideas regarding this series and have written them all down, hoping to make some decent fan-fiction out of it.

2: Gaming. I game a lot. Not the online gaming genre, more the RPG ones. I get some of my ideas for crackfics here.

3: Cracking bad jokes. No seriously. You may probably see some of these in the Author's Notes section of a chapter. These will probably not be in the fics themselves unless the occasion demands it.

I will post all my disclaimers here. These will not be posted in the fiction, only their reference numbers will be given. (Too lazy to write separate disclaimers for all fics.)

These disclaimers are as follows:

Disclaimer 1: (Applies to all fics) The Legend of Zelda is the property of Nintendo and Shigeru Miyamoto. When I tried to purchase it, they quoted a price that, after converting to rupees, is so high that I would need a gazillion gold rupees to cover. So, I do not own TLoZ. I am just using these awesome characters for my own entertainment (and hopefully that of others)

Disclaimer 2: (Applies to fics where content form other series is used) There will be usage of other series and content from other series in this one-shot. I do NOT own these series; they are the property of their respective owners.

Disclaimer 3: You may notice that some content (ideas, OCs, etc) may look similar to other fics. This is because they probably are the same (too lazy to create own OCs) These will, without exception, either been borrowed from the respective authors AFTER asking them about it or will have been uthaofied from their fics because they did not respond to my messages. Please don’t flame me for such stuff.

Disclaimer 4: (Applies to crackfics ONLY) I was completely sane and sober when I thought of and wrote this piece of fiction. Please don’t send me messages reading “Whatever you’re on, reduce the dosage” or any equivalent.

Plan for 2016:

Seriously ??

Starting some fanfics, oneshots and series, etc.

Well, that's all, folks! If you are reading this, thank you for taking the time to read up till this point.