Hello peoples! Why are you looking at my profile? Am I really that intresting? Or are you just bored? Oh well, I'll give you something to read then I guess...

My name is of no relevance, I like to eat and sleep.

In between those times I plot the destruction of the human race.

There is a list.

A list of who I must kill.

You have nothing to fear.

The list is at the moment filled with politicians and pathetic things like Balamory and Tellietubbies.

I scream random things and run around like a neurotic chipmunk at times.

Yes, those little fuzzy things that bounce around their cage like they've had several thousand esspressos.

If you don't like me or my fics, I really don't give a fuck.

Please go away now.