"Dear Elena; Jeremy wants to bang the midget witch. Apparently it's mutual. Damon." Extremely cracky parody fic.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.