Wassup,people!! i'm just another new writer a'writing on this site. I'm between the age of 1 and 20. Guess and think hard. Now, onto some of my favorites:

I love iCarly, and have OSD, which is Obsessive Seddie Disorder. I think its a great show, has great actors/actresses, and Dan Shneider is just made of pure AWESOMNESS!

I will, be writing more stories. But since tests are coming up you know, time gets hard to grasp. I write daily, and play sports.

Soccer. Mi favorito sport. i'm pretty good, if i say so myself.

Movies i like: POTC, LOTR, Avatar,Shrek series, Home Alone, Alice in Wonderland, Lion King, Princess and the Frog, etc.

Tv shows i like:iCarly, Danny Phantom, Drake and Josh, Whose Line is it Anyway?,Drew Carey Show, WKUK(not really a tv show, but i like them), SOMETIMES Suite Life on Deck, CSI,24,and American Idol.

Hobbies:I love to write!! I've always wanted to write a book when i was little, and wrote and wrote and wrote. I love to play Sports, except baseball, and would prfer Golf, Soccer, Basketball of Football. I play video games, that consist of: the Half Life series, Bioshock/1, COD series (Currently MW2), Halo series, Starcraft/Warcraft series, Age of Mythology, Oblivion series, ans Sims 3. Being a major tomboy, I play most of the time and hang out most of the time with my guy friends, and we play some good ol' airsoft. I love doing plays at our school, and ii love to sing (have been told by ppl im actually pretty good).

Quotes i say randomly:

"I'm sorry, What?"

(When somebody says my name, i look up and say:) "Aunt Jemima?" /"God?"

"it's starting to bore me how much you suck."

"that's what she said!"

"stop being optimistic. you're bringing forth all the pessimism."

"You're not an idiot because you have a different opinion. You're an idiot because you disagree with mine."

Since i'm new to fanfiction, i'm still edgy on how to function stuff here properly. Just wanted to say thanks to anybody who has read stories of mine, or added them to their faves, or anything else. Constructive critiscism is welcomed, and i hope to write some more stories!

Holy shit man. I wrote this shit 5 years ago. Looking at what i wrote makes me sick haha. Oh goshh man this is being written in 2013 by the way. God i didnt even like half this stuff. Also icarly is over, but i suppose it was for the best. I dont write like this i promise. At least not anymore. wow. also im pretty sure i wont write stories here anymore but who knows.

Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. Is that how I sounded like 6 years ago? Holy shit. Damn. Damn. I mean the last comment above was last year but shit the profile above, man. I sound like garbage. Not everyone can escape, I suppose. Wow. About 70% of everything i wrote here is completely obsolete. Untrue.

Fucking iCarly. Damn. TV? Suite Life? Hell no. I never say those "quotes" not anymore at least, i dont remember if i ever had. Fanfiction.net might as well be dead to me now. i go to ao3 for a lot of stuff, but theres still some decent stories here, on occasion.

Wow. I am a completely different person 6 years later. You how there that saying like "imagine meeting your younger self at the mall"? I think i would hate myself.

Enjoy this. some real history right here.

July 25,2014 :)