Hi! My user name is Light Iron Girder, but obviously you already know that. The reason behind that is very easily explained: i watch anime. Usually while doing so i check out the comments. Once i was trying out a new anime and i read someone say that it "must have been a pretty light iron girder" and the name stuck with me.

BTW: This account was almost named Radioactive Smurf... So be thankful.

Now, about myself...

I'm a girl who has too much time on her hands and loves reading and writing, so decided to set up an account. I read books, watch anime (i prefer sub-titles, not dubs, except for a few), day dream on a regular basis, and use music to inspire my writing.

Having trouble thinking of a new fanfiction idea? Here's a fun exercise:

Take any song that you like, listen to it about ten or twenty times, and try your best to base a fanfiction off of it. It's how i get a lot of my story ideas, and an awesome excuse to listen to music. I know that a lot of people listen to songs and have the flock playing the songs, so it's kind of like that. You can also pick a couple of different songs and try to find a way to connect them all.

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

My mother taught me HOPE
"You better hope that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you use the suggested program for this site, and you type in the word "Iggy" here are the spelling suggestions:

piggy
ziggy
twiggly
giggly
jiggly
wiggly
ignite
funny

So twiggly is a word, but the world's favorite blind mutant freak isn't? Where's the justice in that?

Please also note that when you type in Gabberflasted, the suggestion are:

flabbergasted
flabbergast
thunderflashes
sandblaster
felicitate
elastodynamics

No offense intended to the company, it's just that sometimes the spelling suggestions are a little strange. ;P

- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh harder.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies. (You tell em’, Willy Wonka!)
- Sometimes I wonder why the Frisbee keeps getting bigger and bigger. Then it hits me.
- “The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.” ~ Tom Clancy
- Life is like a box of gum. I just haven’t figured out why yet.
- Never argue with an idiot; They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me; I drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- When in doubt, make up words!
- The grass may be greener, but it’s just as hard to mow.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.
- You may think you’re all that and a bag of chips, but I’m all that and a bag of skittles, so taste the rainbow, jerk!
- Intelligence has limits; Stupidity doesn’t.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- You say I'm not cool, but cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it!
- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!
- I’ve got more pointless issues than an issue of People Magazine. (No offense to People Magazine.)
- I ran with scissors and LIVED
- I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.
- I’m going on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of something some might call a “floor”. A long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive.
- “If you can’t say anything good about somebody, sit right here by me.” ~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
- Welcome to the internet: Pants optional.
- Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
- Clothes make a statement; Costumes tell a story. ~ Mason Cooley
- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- There are three types of people in this world; those who can count, and those who can’t.
- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- “There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.” ~ George Carlin
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- It’s you and me against the world; We attack at dawn.
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
- If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
- If there’s a will, I want to be in it.
- If I throw a stick, will you go away?
- When Remus Lupin rules the world, all of our problems will be solved with chocolate.
- Don’t say: Liar, liar, pants on fire. That’s much too childish. Instead, say: Teller of untruths, your pants have combusted! (that’s awesome to scream at people during an argument. It really confuses them!)
- My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
- The Golden Rule: Deny Everything.
- Silence is golden; Ducktape is silver.
-The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
-There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or you stink.
-Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated.
-A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
-We may not make good decisions, but heck, we make good stories.
-Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one of us.
-Sometimes it takes a good fall to really know where you stand.
- You learn something new every time you do something obscenely stupid.
-Become Unforgettable.

EMPOWERING/INSPIRING QUOTES & SAYINGS:

Mirrors should think longer before they reflect. ~ Jean Cocteau

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing it's best, night and day, to make you everybody else, means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting. ~ E.E. Cummings

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; Define Yourself. ~ Harry Fierstein

There is just one life for all of us; Our own ~ Euripides

He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away. ~ Raymond Hull

No matter where you go, or what you do, you live your entire life in the confines of your head ~ Tery Josephson

This is my body, and I live in it. It’s 31, and 6 months old... And the weirdest thing about it is, I spend so much time hating it, But it never says a bad word about me. ~ Tim Minchin, Not Perfect

Sometimes it takes a good fall to really know where you stand.

Thanks for taking the time out to read my profile. :P Catch you on the dip side, preferably vegetable.