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Name: Skye AGE: 1020 Gender: FUCKING UNICORN. Or female...which ever works... Location (so people dont get confused by my epic writing style): AUSTRALIA! So, im a jurassic Pink Unicorn that loves sugar. Great, Im going crazy... okay, so, moving on, my name is Skye!! i will be writing stories cause i want to see how i do. Seriously, i cant get enough of cracky-fics. Just cause i can relate sooo much... I have posted the book 'When Dawn Breaks'. if i get good reviews, ill post a sequel called something like "the dusk moon" or "The shimmer of darkness" let me know which one u want ^_^ PEACE! people from earth, i have an announcement! i will be writing a CRACK FIC WITH THE AMAZING ROSECALLISTO! ROSE CALLISTO I AM NOT A LAZY ASS I AM MERELY CONSERVING ENERGY! tch, and thankssss for putting up my link moi dearest orangeblossom! She is an AMAZING author and has a thing for deidara ^_^ CHECK HER OUT!!! ...you perverts. Heres a link to her profile http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2765699/RoseCallisto if you need help with anything for a story or if you're just bored, pm me! i wont bite...usually...sometimes...(ALWAYS!) yeah SHUT UP! ...or you can just email me like a normal person, yeah... skitts.n@gmail.com email me. pm me. stalk me. anyones fine :D now for useless crap i love :D ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ Fish are people too! GO KISAME! Deidara blows my mind! Puppets are my friends! So is Sasori! Jashinists should rule the world! Hidan rocks! Who cares if you killed your clan? (or use herbal shampoo?) As long as you're hot! ITACHI!!! Peircings aren't crazy, they're cool! I love you, Pein! Let's just hope no one walks near you with a magnet! Tobi is a good boy, and Madara is hot! Stitches are sexy, and so is Kakuzu! Bi colored plants are my favorite, Zetsu! If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile. If you believe that the Akatsuki is one of the BEST things about Naruto Shippuden, copy this onto your profile!! If you noticed that almost all "Copy and Pastes" start with "If", Copy and Paste this on your profile. If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile Put this on your page if you ever wondered where "Copy and Pastes" actually come from. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile |
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WHO DID IT? by Inuyonas reviews
Hinata jumped up on the table and pointed out at the crowd of people much like Naruto did in the Chuunin exams. "FESS UP! WHO DID IT?" She screamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 47 - Words: 44,720 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/20/2018 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
I see you by smylealong reviews
For him it was love at first sight. The problem, he was in love with a woman only he could see. There were many questions Ulquiorra needed answers to before he went mad. AU. Warning: rated M because contents might disturb some readers. OOCness involved.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Moons of Red by Dark and Chaotic reviews
Orochimaru summons cosplayers into the Narutoverse. The cosplayers wreak havoc upon everything that is to happen, in both subtle and unsubtle fashion. What once was a story, now is an epic adventure that is surely going to end with a Big Bang. Earth meets Narutoverse, the cosplayers meet their idols, and Kami just doesn't give a damn. Rated M for violence, gore and mature themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 293,258 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Itachi U., Obito U., Pain/Pein, Akatsuki
The Kimiko Chronicles 2: Scars by DeafeningSilence1317 reviews
Remember that one kid, who did that one thing, that one time? The one with the unintentionally emo haircut and the weird eyes? Remember her? Remember how she was killed? Well... What if I told you she wasn't dead? Yes, everyone's favorite little Mary-Sue is back a year after the assassination and she wants a round 2.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,237 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Akatsuki
New Recruit by Desert Anwar reviews
With Sasori dead, Akatsuki becomes interested in his murderer. AkatSaku might make either DeiSaku or PeinSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,247 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Akatsuki Moments by Killer-San reviews
A collection of moments in the daily life of the Akatsuki. Meet Sakura as she clashes with the mentally insane and Hidan cooks pancakes in the nude.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3356 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Insects by XxFearTheFluffxX reviews
What was that human phrase again? Insects? Yes - yes, that was it. She gave him insects in his stomach.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Dribble Drabble by WolvesKey reviews
A collection of ficlets based on the Akatsuki in unusual/normal circumstances. Mostly Humour. Rated T for language and easily misinterpreted situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,647 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Akatsuki
Akatsukitties by Valkyrie0Magma reviews
What if the bijuu extraction with Gaara was stopped before it finished? and what if the result sent the akatsuki here...as cats? DeidaraxOc, ItachixOc, SasorixOc, Tobi/MadaraxOc, slight HidaKonaPain. AU. Rated T for language among other things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,631 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
i l o v e y o u by sweet wiishes reviews
Because our dear Sasuke just can't seem to write love letters. Dear Sakura, roses are red, violets are blue, your forehead is huge, but I still love you. ...no, that wasn't right. /Crack/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Konoha Suna Union High by Celtic Water Spirit reviews
Semi-AU, ninja high school. Itachi/OC and Sasori/OC. Welcome to a silly story about hotshot Akatsuki gang members caught off guard when they encounter girls that are just as witty and skilled as they are. Find out how they handle it all. Full summary inside. Sequel is "The Akatsuki from KSUH".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,808 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sasori, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Just Another Trouble by RoseCallisto reviews
All the trouble seemed to love shinobi from Konoha. At least that's what Haruno Sakura thought when she faced her trouble - Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Miss Independent by hatelove5lovehate reviews
Sakura is the first girl in an all boys school. She tries to run away from her past with her sister as their father hunts them down.She soon meets Sasuke, will he get dragged into this? READ! a little bit of all my fav characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,743 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Easier Said Than Done by obsidianLight16 reviews
It's winter and Deidara has taken a liking to a certain sweet beverage. Sasori dares say Deidara's liking is borderline on obsession. It's up to him and his friends to separate the blonde from his cocoa for an entire week. No one said it would be easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Geek to Chic! by kartoonkitty124 reviews
Sakura is a girl with an A in academics and a F in fashion.It's her senior year and she wants to go out with a bang.So she's substituting her old life with a new one and adding a little attitude.And what's with the school playboy?SasSak.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,270 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Twist Of Fate by chimamire reviews
SasuSaku On the brim of death, he was revived, but banished was his most precious possession. Bit by bit the scattered fragments piece together...to form her broken smile. Yet it was all because of a simple Twist of Fate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,027 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teambuilding by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein's had enough of his members' bickering. So what else to do but make them go through some great bonding exercises?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,314 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
I Am Hyuuga by Aki Vos reviews
Hinata finds a diary in an old tree and the author is claiming to be the founding Hyuuga. As she reads she learns of an amazing leader, lover and fighter. She would read it in peace expect that a certain blonde someone has interest in it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,080 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki in their Free Time by blondebaka-chan reviews
Yet another wonderful Monday morning. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and the Akatsuki are smashing their alarm clocks to peices...wait back up. Akatsuki fans read here! please read n review k? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,780 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
The Unwritten Rules of Espionage by Midnight Insomniac reviews
Starbucks, the coffee giant. The absolute king of the caffeine world. Hundreds, maybe even thousands of the renowned coffee shops have sprung up across the globe. It was in one such Starbucks, that this entire fiasco began.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,222 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Truth, Dare, DoubleDare, Kiss, Tell or Marriage? by The Ladies Man reviews
It is a boring summer day. There are no missions, no where to go, nothing to do. But...what happens when they all decide to play Truth or Dare with a mix? Let's find out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,958 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
A slap in the face by RoseCallisto reviews
Sasuke's back and ready to admit his feelings to Sakura, but, what he didn't expect is that she's already with someone else. And that someone else is a lot older than him. Pairings: GenSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema. 2nd chapter added!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Plan by HinaHyuga reviews
Naruto Uzumaki makes a bet, he has to make the freak of the school, Hinata Hyuga fall for him. What he doesn't know is that as he starts to hang out with her he fall in love with her. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,978 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dusk To Dark To Dawn by mellieforyellie reviews
Because while love can be found in the most odd of places, it can also be found through the oddest of things. — naruhina & sasusaku ; discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,520 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Blossoms Kittens by LaaDiDaa reviews
It started off with a box on my door step. A wedding. A good night kiss. Kidnapping. And being tied to a chair with men that use to have paws. Now i am a traitor. They are will my kittens. While i am their blossom.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,823 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8532 - Favs: 5,544 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Days by CartRAT reviews
AU: Usagi has a run-in with Seiya, who happens to be a new student at her high school AND a famous musician. Usagi won't give him the time of day and, being used to more attention than he can handle, Seiya just won't have that. -COMPLETE-
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,514 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - K. Seiya/Sailor Star Fighter, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Irony, Thy Name is Sakura by Gin-inu reviews
Sakura is a shy, picked on girl at school. But when a new scary kid comes to school and she starts to take an interest in him, what will she do?nejixgaaxSAKURAxsasuxnaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,977 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Sakura H.
The Diabolical Accounts by Ren and Missa reviews
Some love stories aren't always love stories. Sometimes, it's just about...stalking. Sequel to The Eccentric Files
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hummingbird by Volleys-chan reviews
She was weak. She wanted to be strong. He was weak. He wanted to be strong. Misfits brought together under the name of Akatsuki and given a chance to become legends. But perhaps being just partners won't be enough after a while. DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,500 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Three Deadly Dare's by lovagirl132 reviews
When Sakura was 5 years old, Ino had given her three dares that end up lasting years later. What happens when a group of new kids arrive at her high school? Can one of them end the dares? Main: DeiSaku SakuDei Slight: KibaHina ShikaIno Onesided: SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,668 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 313 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 541 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
The Nature of the Game by leafygirl reviews
Sakura starts a game with Kakashi but when he leaves, Sasuke is left. Sakura must figure out what she will do about the two men in her life.Kakasaku Sasusaku mature content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,198 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete