In a world of possibility, Xigbar's only desire is to do absolutely nothing. With Luxord in tow, the two set off on a most grand adventure to determine just how many things they can get by without doing. 'Nothing' has never been so full of 'something.'

In a godforsaken world, what is needed to make the faithful open their eyes and see that sin doesn’t have to be so bad after all? VexenMarluxia AU Lemon and a great deal of nifty decorated crack.

For as long as Kakuzu could remember - from the beginning of time - he has been truly alone. Now that Hidan has stepped into the picture, he must rethink this assesment. But why must they escape the Akatsuki? Rated for later chapters. KakuHida, HidaKaku

Kakuzu/Hidan-ruin me, he begs, destroy me. Not for the faint of heart.

Sequel to my story Promise. Please r and r this, but I would recommend reading and reviewing, please Promise first, since it will make more sense. SasoriDeidara