Good Evening people of the earth and maybe even beyond (you never know)

Now the part about Moi! Bacically I am book-sessed with the Twilight Saga, Harry Potter, HON and (because of LLG

i hate broccoli, cheese sticks, Logo Clothing, Nail files and people who dont read

i am from the land that some people may call Englandywandy (but those people would be weird)

i am obssesed with strawberry fizzy sticks, marshmallows and randomly named places

I am kind of obsessed with washing my hands, and anti bacterial hand gell as well :)

I have been resently educated to become a smarf (smart smurf), and people freaquently ask me if I had coffee today (the answer is no, i am just a perpetually happy little teacup).

And i L.O.V.E words begining with M and anyone who luvs to read. tthtss bout it i think :)

Some random words-

Phobia- an irrational or pathological fear of various things

Constantinople- was the imperial capital of the Roman Empire

Smeez- when a smurf sneezes

Smurple- a bluish purplely colour

Some random Phobias-

Bibliophobia - Fear of books.

Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.

Hemaphobia - Fear of blood.

Homichlophobia - Fear of frogs.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you look at yourself and suddenly pull a face and say that you're pretty. Crazy is when you take, “You scare me.” as a compliment. Crazy is when you start singing really loudly 'Some body to love' in the middle of the night for no apparent reason and then when your brother yells at you to shut up you just laugh and spend the reat of the night upsidedown against the wall. If your crazy copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! (Yes... that last one is mine).

You know youre obsessed with twilight when--

1.) You wonder if you should stop being friends with your friends who dislike Twilight

2.)When you dream of future cars you always dream about the cullens' cars

3.) You compare most guys to Edward

4.) You listen to music and try and notice any Twilight related lyrics

5.) You read the books in a day each (or less)

6.) You re-read Twilight the day you got finished with it until your parents could take youshopping to buy the rest of the books

7.) You are happy when you read the other "Your Obsessed With Twilight If.." cause you see your not the only person who is like that

8.) You keep reading the Twilight series

9.) You get really mad at your friends when they make fun of you for reading Twilight

10.) You get mad at the way vampires are portrayed in pop culture

11.) The Harry Potter books use ot be your favorite, but now you feel like Harry Who?

12.) You want to travel to Italy

13.) You look up the last names Swan, Hale, and Cullen in your phone book and think about calling the Cullen one and saying "May I please speak to Edward or Alice" to see if their are really ppl in your county who are Edward Cullen and Alice Cullen

14.) You want to name your daughter Rosalie

Fun things to do in the Computer Lab: dum dum dum...HOLD FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT...now continue reading: (from Slinkycity.com VISIT. NOW. :)

Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They''ve found me!" and bolt. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes. Then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can''t get the damn thing to work. After it has been turned on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process.Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it''s set up with. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don''t know. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on. Bring a chainsaw, but don''t use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes. "DISK FIGHT!!!" Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw. Try to stick a Ninetendo cartridge into the 3 1/2" disc drive. When it doesn''t work, get the supervisor. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor''s keyboard as you leave. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions. Bring som dry ice. Make it look like your computer is smoking. Attempt to eat your computer''s mouse. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them. Bring a small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it''s the computer and look really lost. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn''t work. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.

What kids think about love...

When a group of 4 to 8 year-olds where asked the question, "What does love mean?", the answers were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think...

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.
Billy - age 4

Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
Karl - age 5

Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.
Chrissy - age 6

Love is what makes you smile when you''re tired.
Terri - age 4

Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Danny - age 7

Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
Emily - age 8

Love is what''s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
Bobby - age 7

If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Nikka - age 6

Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
Noelle - age 7

Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.
Tommy - age 6

My mommy loves me more than anybody .You don''t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.
Clare - age 6

Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Elaine-age 5

Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt.
Chris - age 7

Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
Mary Ann - age 4

I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.
Lauren - age 4

When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.
Karen - age 7

You really shouldn''t say ''I love you'' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.
Jessica - age 8

Funny exam pranks:):):

When the exam paper is placed on your desk, grab it and run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I''ve got the secret documents!!" If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is an essay questions, answer with numbers and symbols. (Be creative. Use the integral symbol.)Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (BABE etc.).Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor''s left nostril. Bring cheerleaders.Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at the maximum level. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. Find a new and interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: "I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs." Be creative. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you''re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam, saying that you lost the first one. Repeat every fifteen minutes. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette''s Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don''t know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay. Be persuasive! Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. Bring a water pistol.Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. Bring a spanner. Take your desk apart during the exam.Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I''m here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. Relate every answer to your own life story. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip. Start a Mexican wave.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room. Bring a large, cumbersome and ugly idol. Pray to it often. Make a small sacrifice to it.

Automated telephone answerphone:

If you are obsessive-compulsive press 1 repeatedlyIf you are co-dependant, please ask someone else to press 2 for youIf you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 & 6If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, please stay on the line so we can trace your call and persecute you.If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.If you are a manic depressive, press whichever number you like, no-one will answer you.If you are dyslexic, press 69696969696969696969696.If you have amnesia, press 8, followed by your date of birth, your social security number, home phone number, the square root of 1,555,666,777,888 and yourtax code followed by the atomic number for Uranium.If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.If you have BI-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, for god''s sake wait for the beep.If you are suffering from short-term memory loss, please press 9.If you are suffering from short-term memory loss, please press 9.If you are suffering from short-term memory loss, please press 9.If you are suffering from short-term memory loss, please press 9.If you are suffering from short-term memory loss, please press 9.If you have low self esteem, go away, no one can be bothered to talk to you anyway.

MY RESULTS ON SORTING HAT SITE THINGY :D

Hufflepuff - 100

Gryffindor - 68

Ravenclaw - 56

Slytherin - 33

As much as i might want to be a badass Slytherin, every test i take says otherwise. But, I like being a Hufflepuff.

HUFFLEPUFFIANS, UNITE!

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