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If you have any fanfics that you are not going to finish, PM me caz I could finish them caz i hate when readers are let down when the person gives up on a story; if you take it down then that's different...

I love NCIS!!

I am a middle child with a very mean older sister =(

Still in school ( that's all i'm revealing)

Please read my fanfic(s) (even though they're normally cheesy)

BIG FAN OF:

TIVA
MCABBY
JIBBS

Favorite Color: green

Music: Marianas Trench (listen to them they are REALLY GOOD AND JoSH RAMSAY IS HOT!!), Boys like Girls, We the Kings, Lady antebellum

Favorite Food: Sushi or chocolate

Favorite Book: that would be a very long list of books (Night World, I'd tell you I love you, but then I'd have to kill you, Secret Circle, Kissed by an Angel, ...)

Favorite Animal: Kitty!!

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Abby: These things hold over 145GB of music. That's over 45 000 songs, Gibbs.
Gibbs: I only listen to 5.
Abby: 5000?
Gibbs: No five.
Abby: Oh Gibbs really need to broaden your horizons. I can download some of my songs like Flesh Eating Foundation, Suicide Commando, and Green Satan.
Gibbs (after receiving a phone call)Dead marine
Abby: Never heard of it

Abby: Of course, mercury is toxic. So you shouldn't let kids break open thermometers and play with it.
Gibbs: Speaking from personal experience, Abs?
McGee: Actually explains a lot

(Abby walks into the deserted squad room with evidence. She sits down at Gibbs desk and puts on his glasses)
Abby (pretending to be an angry Gibbs): I heard that DiNozzo, another wise ass comment like that and I'll smack you so hard your grandchildren will feel it. Think it's funny McGee? Wipe that smile off your face. That goes for you too, David. (picks up Gibbs phone) Special Agent Gibbs! (Abby takes off glasses as she realizes Gibbs is behind her) You're standing behind me aren't you?
Gibbs: Yep. (Abby puts the phone down) You feeling secure about your job, are you Abs?
Abby: Umm, not so much anymore.

McGee: I'm dealing with my boat-phobia, Tony's dealing with his rat-phobia, and Ziva's dealing with her ghost-phobia.
Abby: So, what's Gibbs dealing with?
Gibbs: Them.

Ducky: You were right, Ziva. There is someone on board.
Ziva: Not him. There's someone alive. I can feel it.
Tony: A lion-headed dragon goat?
Ziva: Maybe

Ziva: Do you see what I see?
Tony: A crazy Israeli chick with impulse issues?
Ziva: No.

Tony: (after being headslapped by Gibbs) You know, repeated head trauma can cause brain damage.
McGee: That explains a lot!

Tony: (pointing to his head) Is this side of my head bigger?
Ziva: Yes, but so is the other side.

Gibbs: Something wrong McGee?
McGee: Computer glitch.
Gibbs (Hits McGee's monitor): Better?
McGee: Much. Abby: (about de-caf) I sleep at night! I actually eat food! It is so weird.You gotta try it!

Ziva: (on the phone) No, no, no, it's not you, it's just...Well, you know, these things run their course, and well, ah, you, you must accpet...
Tony: Personal call, David?
Ziva: (covering the phone) Yes! Go away!
Tony: Somebody being dumped?
Ziva: Oh, how do you tell someone you no longer wish to see them?
Tony: Easy. (grabs the phone) Listen dirt bag, this is Ziva's husband.I have your number now, I can find your address.If you ever try to contact her again I will reach down your throat, grab your intestines, rip them out and drive over your head! Lose this number or lose your life! (hangs up, gives it to Ziva) Your welcome.
Ziva: That was Aunt Neddi, from Tel Aviv.She was trying to stop seeing her eighty-six year old, mah jong partner.
Tony: Why didn't you stop me?
Ziva: Too stunned.
Tony: Where do I send flowers?
Ziva: If you communicate with her again, I will kill you!

Gibbs: You sound tired, DiNozzo.
Tony: We're following Ziva, even the dogs are tired.

(playing Pictionary on a whiteboard)
Carson: A mansion.
Palmer: (nods and draws a girl)
Carson: OK... I got it... I got it... The Playboy Mansion!
Palmer: A... A... Playboy...it's a school, Carson...are you sure you don't know Tony DiNozzo?

Tony: This is going to suck.
Ziva: Stop complaining.
Tony: Sorry. No sleep tends to do that to me.
Ziva: I drove Tony. You could have slept all night if you wanted.
Tony: I tried but the orchestra of blaring car horns kept me awake.
Ziva: We made good time.
Tony: Going ninety-five miles an hour on a dirt road; I couldn't even see.
Ziva: Then it's a good thing I was driving.
(Both make a grab for a map)
Ziva: I'm a trianed navigator, Tony.
Tony: Yeah well, I got an 'A' in geography.Plus I'm senior field agent, I'm pulling rank.
Ziva: I'm also a trained assassin.
Tony: We'll shoot for it.
Ziva: Best two out of three.
(proceed to play rock, paper, scissors.Tony wins)
Tony: I'll take that! Alight, topographic, speaks my laungage.Follow me, I got it. (starts walking away)
Ziva: Tony!
Tony: What?!
Ziva: The trail is this way. ( points to a sign that reads 'trail)

Ziva: I'm driving.
Tony: I'm dead.

McGee: Did you ever share your personal computer with someone?
Abby: No McGee, that's worse than sharing your toothbrush.
Abby (annoyed with cold case evidence and McGee ending her sentences): Why do I feel like we've had this conversation before?
McGee: Because we have, just about every time you get assigned a cold case.
Abby: I am not the only one that complains around here McGee. You should see yourself when your filtering through a perp's computer.

McGee: You know that's how Houdini died.
Tony: Ziva, did you kill Houdini?
Ziva: It is possible. I do not remember all their names.

Tony: You know what happened to the kitty cat who got to curious? Don't make me break out my Jack cause I will.
Ziva: (after opening McGee's drink for him) Straw?
McGee: No I'm good. I got the one arm.
Tony: Maybe it was you McGee. The one-armed man. Thought it was one of those vets we met at the Walter Reed Hospital.
McGee: Wrong case Tony.
Tony: We even have a case? We already got the guy. What are we doing? What did we miss? What's happening?
McGee: (to Ziva) They gave him painkillers.
Ziva: Oh.
Tony: My fingers are tingling. Hmm. (Elevator door dings) Ooo. You hear that?

Tony: (pointing at McGee's enormous coffee mug) Good morning, Probie Pan. Where did you pick that up? Neverland?

Tony: Nobody likes a know-it-all.
McGee: Gibbs does.

Abby: Jethro is fine. I'm taking up a collection for flowers.
McGee: Why would I give flowers to a dog that attacked me?
Abby: Maybe because dog is man's best friend or maybe because I am a forensic scientist, and I could boil you from the inside out and never leave a trace. (McGee quickly puts money in the container)

Gibbs: (Ziva,Gibbs, Ducky and McGee are in Gibbs'basement. Gibbs hands Ziva a knife and instructing her to "take care" of some FBI agents in a car. She smiles and starts up the stairs. Gibbs smiles.) Ziva, their tires, not their throats.
McGee: Backing up three years of files: the bulk of our lives are in these cables right now flying back and forth in zeros and ones.
Tony: You do understand that I'm the ones and you're the zeros?

Gibbs:(In Gibbs basement) Questions?
McGee: Yeah, how do you get the boat out?
Gibbs: Just break the bottle.

(McGee assigns barking dog sounds to Tony's keyboard)
Tony: (Pressing several keys) That's very funny. Fix it!
McGee: Um, you're barking up the wrong tree.

Ziva: If anyone is going to go to Iraq it should be me.
Nikki: It is my area of expertise, I have a lot of contacts there.
Ziva: As do I.
Nikki: Mine are still breathing.
Ziva: As are...most of mine.

Ziva: (walks in, smiling and carries a coffee to McGee's desk) For the one you got me last week.
McGee: Aw, thank you.
Ziva: (leans in to see what he's looking at on screen and gasps) That is quite a kiss, McGee!
McGee: (grins) Not bad for a wallpaper, huh?
Ziva: (chuckles) Well, you seem to be enjoying yourself. (muses) I have never seen a tongue quite so... long.
Tony: (walks in, looking at them curiously) McGee has a long tongue?
Ziva: No, but the cutie-pie he's kissing does.
Tony: McGee's kissing a girl?
McGee: You can't see it, Tony.
Tony: Why not?
Ziva: This is McGee's private photograph. And if he does not want you to see it here, then you have to respect his wishes... Or... (hits a key to bring up a very sweet picture of McGee kneeling next to the dog Jethro, who is licking him, on the squadroom plasma screen) ...see it elsewhere.
McGee: Hey!
Tony: (laughs) Oh, McRomeo... You should save that stuff for the bedroom.
McGee: You're just jealous.
Tony: Jealous? I don't think so. What you're doing there could be illegal in some states.
Nikki: Or should be.I think I need to wash.

McGee: She seems unfazed.
Tony: Those are standard Mossad-style copy-machine assault tactics.

McGee:Gonna be kind of tough play the "Q" without a "U."
Ziva: You peeked!
McGee: Did not - Process of elimination. I counted the tiles on the board.
Tony: You suck the fun out of everything McCheat.
McGee: Give it up, Ziva.
(Ziva put the word QI on the board)
McGee: "Qui?" I don't think so!
Ziva: Chi," as in the life energy that flows through all things.
Tony: You should've seen that one coming, Probie Wan-Kenobi.

McGee: No...
Ziva: (laughs) Sixty-two points!!
Tony: Jedi wins.
McGee:I'm challenging!!
Gibbs: (walking in) You all are! Grab your gear. Playtime's over. (McGee panics, opening Ziva's drawer and dumping the tiles and board in, hazardly sweeping the ones on desk to the floor as she gives him an odd look and the team gets ready to go) McGee: Uhh... that was a, uh, language exercise we weren't actually playing.
Tony: So he didn't actuallylose.
McGee: Correct!
Gibbs: So he wasn't actually humiliated.
(Ziva and Tony look at each otherand chuckle on their way out)

Ziva (to Tony): Is that why we are here? So you can google the girls?Ziva: (reading, lying on a chair wearing a bikini, Tony comes up behind her) You're googling, again.
Tony: A book. How McGee-ish of you.
Ziva: You're in my sun.
Tony: You'll thank me later. Come on, let's go.
Ziva: If you value that hand, I suggest you back away, slowly.

Vance"How many times did I tell DiNozzo to leave his smart-ass attitude back in DC?"
Gibbs: "You should have checked his bags."
Tony: "Ok. Stop right there. If this is about my Twitter page, I just want to clarify - I'd had a couple of cocktails and what can I say? Sometimes I get a little chatty."

Eli: With traffic I wasn't expecting you for another hour.
Ziva: I drove.
Eli: Enough said.

Ziva: I do not know, Tony. It is a miracle of science.
Tony: It is! It's the weirdest thing! Why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the bottle? You must know this. McGeek! Why?
McGee: Not now.
Tony: If not now, when?
McGee: Two minutes, twenty-nine seconds.
Tony: What are you up to, McSneaky? Oooh! Robert Forgan hickory shafted hand forged irons. Aren't those the same clubs that Ducky has?
McGee: Had. I borrowed them and actually backed over them with the golf cart before I made it to the first tee.
Tony: Eeehh.
Ziva: Did you tell Ducky?
Tony: Are you kidding? If he told Ducky, he'd end up on one of his autopsy tables!
McGee: I'm going to tell Ducky once I successfully win a replacement set.
Ziva: Perhaps if you just explained . . .
Tony: That you destroyed a set of handmade clubs given to Ducky by some Scottish nobleman? Yeah. Good luck with that.

(Tony is taking his picture on his computer)
McGee: I'm not even going to ask.
Ziva: Allow me. (to Tony) What are you doing, Tony?
Tony: Best deep in thought face
Ziva: I guess there's a first time for everything.
Tony: Nailed it. All right, Strawdog24. Beat this one. Yeah, baby.
McGee: (reading the website name) Ibeatyou.com. The place to compete online with anyone at anything.
Tony: Yeah. It's very fun. Very addictive. Look at this guy. Best air guitar. Look at that guy. Best 'do the Hustle'. (McGee goes back to his desk) I mean, you name it, they got it.
Ziva: The Hustle?
Tony: The Hustle.Satuday Night Fever? Travolta. (mimics dancing)
Ziva: What is the point?
Tony: What is the point of any dance? It's about letting loose. It's, you know, having a good time.
Ziva: I meant the web site, Tony.
Tony: It's... fun. It is... amusement. Light-hearted pleasure.
Ziva: I know what you're doing. I know how to have fun, Tony.
Tony: Really? Do tell.
Ziva: The Hustling and the deep thinking photos. Those are all just, you know, Child's play. Tell him, McGee. (they both look over when McGee doesn't answer)
Ziva:McGee? (McGee is making a weird face)
McGee: Uh, I'm just working on my best psycho face here.
Tony: It's not bad, Probie. Just need to work a little bit more with the eyebrow. See what I'm saying? (helps him perfect his face) See how that reads? See that?
McGee: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That's what you want.
Gibbs: (entering) Would you two like some time alone together?
McGee: Uh, no, boss.We were just...
Ziva: Acting like children.
Tony: You say that like it's a bad thing.

McGee: I am not your home theater guy.
Tony: Don't be redonculous. Of course you're my home theater guy.

Tony: It's computers. It's your thing. If I had a thing I'd show if off all the time.
Gibbs: There's rules against that DiNozzo.

McGee: I've been thinking about buying some tight, red-leather pants. Something that really cradles my butt.

Ziva: Why are you here?
Tony: Couldn't live without you, I guess.
Ziva: You should have stayed away.
Tony: Okay, tried. Couldn't. Just so you know, I've been given some kind of truth serum, so if there's any questions you don't want the answers to...

Tony: Wow. You guys have a whole little thing going on that I'm not seeing. But I get it. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, Bob's your uncle. I'm hip. I dig it.
Gibbs: Good, 'cause I need volunteers.
Tony: I volunteer myself and Special Agent McGee for the secret fact-finding mission thingy that's not secret in the Sahara. What are you going to do?
Gibbs: You don't want to know.
Tony: Good talk.

McGee: (while driving through the desert)Thanks for volunteering me.
Tony: Come on. You always said you wanted to travel!
McGee: On my own time!
Tony: On your own dime?Are you crazy?! We can never afford this.

Tony: Everybody knows that side kicks are shorter, and you...
McGee: Are exactly the same height as you.

McGee: You think you're too good looking to be a side kick.
( Elevator opens with Ziva in it)
Tony: No, people think I'm too good looking, specifically the lady people
Ziva: Actually, I find McGee to be the more handsome, nothing personal.

Tony: Someone broke my cover.
McGee: (quietly) oh.
Tony: She knows...I'm her Secret Santa...McGee, you wouldn't do that.
McGee: Ho, ho, ho!
(McGee and Ziva high five each other)
Tony: She wants me to meet her at 6 o'clock on Christmas Eve...
Ziva: To exchange gifts?
Tony: Wrap me in a cocoon of ivy and suck the Christmas Joy out of me.
Ziva: Okay, I'm going to say this again. She's probably someone who just lacks social skills, so be nice. Get her something special. Kill her with kindness.
Tony: Or with a stake of holly through the heart. (Ziva's phone rings) What should I get her?

Abby: (pulls out a tray of gingerbread cookies that look like her) Go ahead, taste one.
Ziva: (laughs) No, I'm sorry Abby, I could never eat you.

Gibbs: (to Tony)Go ahead, take one, Bubble Butt.

Nora: You are so direct. So honest. So different from him.
Ziva: Tony and I have different approaches.
Nora: You're complimentary. You're sure you two never --
Ziva: No. Positive. Definitely no. Why do you keep on asking about Tony and I?
Nora: You're like me and Daniel. A good fit. Besides, Paris is a romantic city and you two shared a room, so I --
Ziva: I took the couch. Otherwise Tony would have whined the entire flight about his back. smiles

McGee: Hey, in Paris, who got stuck with the couch?
Tony: Me. We flipped a coin.
McGee: Tough break. (leaves)
Ziva: Why did you just lie to McGee?
Tony: Why did you lie to Nora?

Tony: Nora was right. I found my favorite picture, and it's the only one with someone in it. (Hands Ziva the photograph.)
Ziva: (Looks at photograph and chuckles, almost blushing.)
Tony: It's very French New Wave, don't you think?
Ziva: Maybe. (Hands back photograph. Exchange glance.) (Camera pans, showing photograph is a beautiful picture of Ziva standing on a Paris street, looking through postcards.) I think it would look better in black and white. (Phoof turns photograph black and white.)
Ziva: Rule number 12 says you should never date a co-worker.
Tony: My understanding, cannot be done.
Ziva: Should not be done.

Ziva: Psst, (winks)
Tony: Honey, (takes Ziva's hand, taking what she is holding)
Ziva: (whispers) Call Abby and ask her to run any outgoing or incoming calls.
Tony: On it, bossy. (Ziva moves her hand, revealing phone)
(Nora smiles and hums)
Tony: What?
Nora: You guys say you don't get along, but you make a great team.
Ziva: It is not always so smooth. Believe me.
Tony: She's usually much snarkier. I think Paris changed her. (glances at Ziva)

Mcgee: (after Gibbs gets hit by a car) Did you hit your shoulder?
Gibbs: Nooo, the car did, McGee.

Tony: (gets in Gibbs' car) Ziva slipped a phony french passport and some cash (sniffs the air) to the ah (sniffs again) woman with the star of david I told you about.
(Gibbs hands Tony a pizza)
Tony: I love you, boss.
Gibbs: How do you know the passports are phony?
Tony: Ari's photo, but not his name.
Gibbs: What name is he using?
Tony: Don't you wanna know how I got it?
Gibbs: I assume you improvised like a good agent should!
Tony: Oh, what an improv, I swear I can get a gig on SNL.Okay, get this, I pretend like I am this real goofy guy trying to get...
Gibbs: Pretend?
Tony: That hurt boss.
Gibbs: What's the name?
Tony: Well...(takes bite of pizza)
Gibbs: (stops Tony) The name?
Tony: Rene Saurel. S.A.U.E.L.

Abby: You’re not listening to a word I’m saying. I’m pregnant, McGee. Twins. Haven’t told the father yet. It’s Gibbs. I know it’s wrong, but something about his silver hair just gets me all tingly inside
Tony: Excuse me for a second. I think I’m going to vomit
Abby: I’m joking, Tony. Except for the part about Gibbs’ hair. That is really hot. McGee is ignoring me again
Tony: Easily fixable
(Tony hits McGee)
McGee: What?! What’d I do?
Tony: Stop ignoring Abby. She’s sensitive

Tony: Sweetheart? You know what I could really use right now?
Ziva: Some deodorant?

(Tony's robe isn't covering everything) Gibbs: Comfortable DiNozzo?
Tony: Well yeah. I’m working on it Boss why you ask.
Jenny: We’re looking at you Agent DiNozzo. All of you.

(Tony and Ziva are at dinner. They are in contact with the rest of the team through earwigs)
Ziva: This is nice, isn't it?
Tony: Yeah. (laughs) Quiet little dinner, just the six of us!

(In the restaurant)Tony: See anyone you know, Sweet Cheeks?
Ziva: Not yet. But the night’s just getting started, my little Hairy Butt

Ziva: Thinkthey bought it?
Tony: I did
Ziva: That’s fairly obvious
Tony: For your information, that’s my knee.
Ziva: Whatever. You can get off me now.
Tony: It’s only been ten minutes. I have a reputation to protect.
Ziva: We not even sure if we’re under surveillance yet Tony.
Tony: You can’t be too careful when you’re under cover. Let’s give it another forty minutes just to be realistic!
(Ziva knees Tony in ... his sensitive masculine parts)
Tony: What was that for?
Ziva: Because that was definitely not your knee.

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1. Gibbs

2. Palmer

3. Tony

4. Vance

5. Jenny

6. Ziva's brother (I don't want to say his name caz he's EVIL)

7. Abby

8. Ziva

9. Ziva's dad (I don't want to say his name caz he's EVIL)

10. McGee

1. 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Gibbs! Do you have to do your case stuff now?

2. Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

No thanks, Palmer

3. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Tony!

4. 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

um... last time I checked Vance was married and not gay.. haha though both directors

5. 5 cooked you dinner?

Jenny! I thought you were dead!

6. 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Ahhh your supposed to be dead you bastard! Please don't kill me!

7. 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Yay! Abby is my new sister!

8. 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Ziva wouldn't let anyone take her to the hosipital unless it was life/death

9. 9 made fun of your friends?

ARGGGG

10. 10 ignored you all the time?

McGee wouldn't do that...

11. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Gibbs would find them and kill them!

12. You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Why would I be on vacation with palmer?

13. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

A wedding ring! (At least in my dreams)

14. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

ummmmmm idk caz vance is just weird

15. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

Jenny would make it all better (if she was alive)

16. You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Ziva's brother would find it weird that he's jealous that McGee is marrying me

17. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Abby would give me a hug!

18. You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

idk if that is the best person to talk to about calming down

19. You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

He dosent caz he is a lot of words i cant say on here

20. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Calm down... (when that dosent work) Abby! I need help!

21. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Cause his silver hair makes me feel all tingly inside!! haha =)

22. 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Palmer... you're weird

23. You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

idk... but I'M DATING TONY!! HAHAHA

24. Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Vance... you are just as weird as palmer and i dont think that you should be director.. jenny should still be director

25. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Maybe caz they are both dead so ..

26. 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

SHOOT HIM!

27. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Abby? are you okay??

28. Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

Ziva... you have to realize you will... it will be Tony!! =)

YOUR REAL NAME: Ari

YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first three letters of you first name + izzle): Ariizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color and favorite animal): Green Unicorn

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name and current street name): Elizabeth Mountain

YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your name, first three letters of your mother's maiden name): Merarvau

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (second favorite color + favorite drink): Orange Lemonade (That would be cool)

YOUR ARAB NAME (second letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): RRBARAE

YOUR GOTH NAME (black and the name of one of your pets): Black Lila

YOUR HIPPIE NAME (type your name with your elbow): mjusz

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your pro.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe that Edward Cullen is a pasty leech with nothing better to do than preach about how cruel it is to kill things, then goes and does it anyways; copy and paste this in your profile

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