Four mouths dropped. Four pairs of eyes widened. Four controllers fell to the floor. Four men’s lives changed in an instant.

This is Sheldor the Conqueror – a cold, brutal warlord. He's quite a guy. This is Queen Penelope. She's a beautiful barbarian. She's one warrior-goddess who knows how to take care of herself. When they met, it was...Mordor...

A lab accident leaves Sheldon with the ability to read minds. Is this a gift or a curse? What Women Want AU

Penny notices something strange is going on with her boys. She had no idea what she was dealing with and what she would learn about Sheldon's unmentionable past. Who knew Sheldon was so diverse? P/S sails here.

Beverly thought she saw the Oedipus complex in the boy she wished was her son, but perhaps it's in her own. Sheldon, meanwhile, has just proved string theory and Penny wants to learn about it. SheldonxPenny most likely

The guys invite Penny to Vegas with them for a science convention…

THE REWRITE! It started with a song played far above Sheldon's acceptable decibel levels. Sheldon/Penny Slightly AU from the season 4 episode The Roommate Transmogrification.

Sheldon finally flips and is put into therapy with a certain Seattle psychiatrist. Has he finally met his fastidious match?

Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.

When Sheldon's matter transporter experiment goes horribly wrong, he is catapulted into an alternate universe where everything is the same, except Penny is pregnant and there are plans for a time machine in his bedroom. Quite literally AU.

Sheldon let Penny walk out of his life, with his unborn child. Now seven years later, Penny returns to Pasadena but she's not alone and Sheldon sees what could have been his, is there still a chance that it could be? I own none of the BBT characters!

Takes place a few days after the Zazzy Substitution and continues through the The 21-Second Excitation. Penny reflects over Shamy and how Sheldon's relationship is starting to wear on her.

What if Penny never slept with Raj but with a certain blue-eyed Physicist? This is what season 5 would be like, at least in my shipper mind. Continues immediately from the season 4 finale. Possibly spoilers from season 1-4. Penny/Sheldon *Chap. 20 added

Penny is alone will she found happiness very dark to start but!

After a slight head injury, Penny comes to realize how much the boys care for her well-being. She also realizes a certain someone might care more than they let on...

Sheldon has never had anyone close. He certainly never allowed it, but it is growing increasingly difficult to keep her at arm's length. Does Penny even know what effect she has on the Dr.? My first fic, TBBT or other. Your comments will be appreciated

Penny, dealing with residual feelings for Leonard, gets jealous when she sees him with a new girl, and decides to do something drastic.

Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale

ORIGINAL SCRIPT. BEING RE-WRITTEN. VISIT NEW STORY.

After Amy confesses to having feelings for Sheldon, the news travels through the group during the days before Howard and Bernadette's wedding. I wrote this because I don't see very many Shamy fics. I'm new at this so please be gentle.

Sheldon realizes Penny likes him, how will both of them proceed?

AU. Meet Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Phd, Private Investigator. Old style.

Sequel to Prank Wars. "I've got a proposal to make. I think we should continue this prank war, only instead of targeting each other, we should target other people. Like, say, Leonard, Howard and Raj? Maybe we can get some Kripke or Wheaton in there too.

Follows "Sheldon's plan." Rated M for later chapters. Shenny.

A collection of unrelated short stories centered around Sheldon and Penny. Anything goes!

Sheldon finds the secret to attracting Beautiful women and decides to try it out on the most beautiful woman he knows, the one he's had a secret crush on ever since she moved in across the hall...

Penny gives Sheldon a lift

It's impossible to change the past, and making the right choice at the wrong time means living with the consequences. Unless...?

Sheldon and Penny are given something rare and precious: a second chance.

An accident causes Sheldon to fall into a coma. With Penny's help, can he navigate his way out of his mind? *now with an edited final chapter*

Sheldon gets two tickets to a coveted event, but must bring a female...

A fundraising event in the apartment building leads to rivalry between it's residents. Takes place sometime in season four, but no spoilers for any unaired episodes. No pairings, Shamy in a few chapters but that's not really a pairing! :D COMPLETE

It started with something Penny hadn't intended to be a prank and then escalated into so much more. With the tension between Sheldon and Penny, one of them has to break first.

An encounter with a wayward criminal turns Sheldon's life upside-down. Delightfully AU.

Sheldon has a dream which opens new doors.. M in later chapters.

Penny has an accident which causes her to need Leonard more than ever. Slight L/P all the way through, more in later chapters.

Sequel to "The Problem is the Noble Prize And Also Leonard ." Penny tells Sheldon something important, and he has no idea how to react. Complete!

Drunk and disillusioned by her dating options following her break-up with Leonard, Penny comes home from the club early and decides to hang out with Sheldon for the night. Things get weird. Very, very weird...

Sheldon has come to the realization that Penny is his best friend which seems to make everything more complicated. Sequel to The Cooper-Fowler Relationship Fallacy.

The ties that bind Sheldon to Amy and Penny are put to the test

Penny knocks Sheldon on the head with a frying pan causing him amnesia and a character changing. Now she has to deal with a much more normal Sheldon who is hitting on her? Shenny/Peldon/inspired by a utube video, please read and review.

Complete. AU. Based on the movie The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. Penny moves in to 4A and comes to find that the previous tenant has yet to leave.

A snapshot of the future told in 3 x 100 word parts. Penny, Sheldon, Harmony and 0.9. Now with more 100 word shots.

A collaboration between medusa20 and myself. Penny's daughter travels back to the year 2011 to enlist the gang for help in stopping an evil corporation from stealing technology.

Sheldon ejected the DVD Star Trek 2009 from the drive and replaces it delicately into its case. Satisfied by the film, but with the hope they may introduce more characters in the sequal, a frantic knocking at his door disturbed his thoughts.

Songfic using 'I'm Not That Girl' from Wicked.

After an unexpected accident, Sheldon Cooper undergoes a paradigm shift of epic proportions. Future Shenny. T rating for now.

The boys are in the North Pole but Sheldon's mind isn't exactly on his work.

The unlikeliest of bonds forms over a shared interest in The Maestro

1995. Fifteen-year-old Sheldon Cooper meets Olive Morrison, sparking a summer romance that will stay with him for the rest of his life.

A shift in one relationship affects another. *This story will go unfinished. I quit watching TBBT years ago and I don't have the heart or motivation to write the rest of this. Thanks to all those who read and favorited it.*

Their story starts with an ending. Penny has since tried to work her way around that one, make it so that their epiphany doesn't rely on misfortune, and sadness. But she can't.

Because of her father, Penny finds herself hiding in the laundry room while Sheldon constructs a dating formula and Leonard performs human experiments.

Sequel to "Chilly Kitty". 'Just like when she was a teenager: some stupid crush that she blew out of proportion. She sighed, it just made her delusional. Near crazy. Especially since she knew, knew, he could never love her back.'

Sheldon's to blame. Penny's furious. The guys are helpless. What's a string theorist to do? Episode-style fic featuring the full cast, with a focus on Sheldon/Penny. Based on the prompt "pinkslip" from the LJ Paradox community's Fiction Friday. Complete.

Sheldon asks for Penny's advice. T to be safe.

Sheldon does the dishes, Penny observes, and several comments are made that make a lot of sense, but only to Penny.

There are many universes in which an actress and a few physicists are thrown into each other’s lives. This is one of them. sci-fi AU, sheldon/penny, WIP, dedicated to montycrowley

This is my very special Christmas episode in my AU of S/P. It follows about a month after what happens in my previous stories The Vestigial Organ Recall & The Aesop Continuum , although you don't need to read those to follow this one. Enjoy!

When Penny is upset about missing winter in Nebraska, it is up to Sheldon and the boys to come up with a way to cheer her up. S/P Friendship

Sheldon's mother dies, and Penny takes him home to Texas. Some initial P/L, but mostly S/P.

After a freak furniture accident, Sheldon is left with a head injury that brings out an unexpected side of his personality. He showers Penny with all the affection she could ever want, but there's something missing and she knows it. Sheldon/Penny

A series of ficlets beginning with Sheldon and Penny going for ice cream.

ON HIATUS When the boys drag Penny to Vegas for a sci-fi convention, she expects the drinking and the gambling. The husband, however, is a surprise. Sheldon/Penny

Penny is sitting in her room when an excited Raj knocks on the door. What has him so excited and why hasn't Penny seen Sheldon in past few weeks.

Future fic. The problem with people is they need to create stories around things that are real. Penny/Sheldon.

Penny has a surprise for Sheldon but the biggest surprise may be hers. post-S3E1 Sheldon/Penny.

Sheldon uses The Sims 3 to gain a greater grasp of basic human behavior. Mild spoilers up to 2.19, The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition. Sheldon/Penny. This isn't an ad for TS3, though I am currently obsessive over it.

The diaries with countdown for the boys and Penny before they come back from the Arctic. Now is Sheldon and Penny's turn. The first part was written on August 1 so just assume the second part is. Inspired by the secret diaries.

What will happen when it's the end of the world and Penny and Sheldon are left to wait for it alone? Based on the Kate Miller- Heidke song "The Last Day on Earth". Summary sucks- please read! Penny/Sheldon obviously. One Shot. Rated K just in case.

Sheldon and Penny get into a debate about superpowers. Flying VS Telepathy. Penny/Sheldon.

Sheldon usually gets what he wants. That's not the case for dealing with females in his life though. As any self-respecting scientists do, he does a quick analysis to find out what goes wrong and what needs to be done. No shipping unless you squint hard.

Sheldon has a plan, but Penny's not sure she can go along with it. How far will Sheldon go to convince her?

Sheldon makes a deal to help Penny in return for her assistance with a pressing matter. Slight spoilers for The Work Song Nanocluster. Penny/Sheldon

Sheldon doesn't like change, even if it might get him the Nobel Prize. Post-Ep for The Monopolar Expedition S/P FLUFF!

ONESHOT: ...Or, A Shipper's Take on "The Vegas Renormalization" before it ever airs . Spoilers for Monday, April 27th episode "The Vegas Renormalization" season 2 episode 21