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I r Golbez

All your base are belong to me

Hobbies: brainwashing your childhood friends to pit against you, plotting the destruction of the world, and wearing ridiculous headgear.

Likes: Obedient minions, people with weak minds, and outrageously long capes.

Dislikes: Mages, summoners, and overpriced armor polish.

Now go away.

No seriously... Go away.

...Leave.

...Why are you still here? Leave already!

...You're not leaving are you?

...Alright, fine. Just lock the door on your way out.