Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie’s sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

When ever I am in the Emergency Room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to remember Rose

Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful curly hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my emotions are unfurled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

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If you slap anyone who tells you that vampires and werewolves are not real, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you're addicted to the Twilight series, and can't go a week without getting a fix, copy and paste

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile

If you love Twilight so much that your friends are getting sick of it, copy and past this onto your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Jacob" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes seem to trip over thin air, put this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your greatest wish is to be Bella Swan, put this in your profile.

If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, put this in your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you think Jacob Black is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Jacob Black is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to werewolves and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If your so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy this to your profile

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile

If you love Twilight, copy this onto your profile

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven...