What if the "power he knows not" is simply LOTS AND LOTS of power? A silly story written for my own amusement about an OP Harry Potter who doesn't realize just how OP he is. Rated M for fear of the thought police.

Harry has been sneaking into Snape's room since he was a fifth year (he's a teacher now) in order to have sex with him. He casts a spell on Snape so that he will remain asleep while harry has his way with him. Bottom Snape. The first chapter Harry has sex with Snape without consent, the second chapter is the same night but from Snape's pov. (he was awake the whole time). rated M

Harry and others hear Ron , Ginny and Hermione saying that they are betraying him. Finally, fed up he begins acting out of character. One minute acting like a child the next plotting revenge. After teaming up with Draco to whom he seems to have finally taken a shine too he is on a path no one would have thought possible. The problem for Albus is his pawns are jumping ship.

The books happened. Then Harry decided to happen. So he did, living his life and traveling the world. Then Teddy comes into his care and he decides to settle down in Forks, somehow drawing attention even when he doesn't want it. He then proceeds to take over Forks, corrupt Bella, win over vampire kings and romancing one, and fry vampire brains. Chaos is just part of his life.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Char. Ooc, AU/AR, still within JK's world - Harry is apprenticed to a Diagon Alley businessman at the tender age of seven. From there the story changes... very mild bashing of some regulars.

Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS

Companion piece to Blood will out. This is how Sirius and Remus from my BWO universe got together.

Short cracktastic oneshot on a hyper crazy Harry.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

AU: Neville was named the Boywholived. Harry’s mother died giving birth to him and his father blames him for her death. And if you already have an heir in your family who really needs someone like Lucas Harry Potter?

-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.

Harry is living life the way Sirius would have. i.e, pranking, joking, breaking rules, and flirting. So what happens when he and three friends go back to the marauders era? A prank war of course. No HBP, OOC, slash, time travel, COMPLETE!

My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.

Voldemort finally succeeds in capturing Harry. He is naturally delighted, but soon realises that the real problem he has is deciding what to do with him. And so, he decides to get creative. My version of perhaps the worst sort of torture he could have come up with.

Oneshot. Harry sends Voldie a new contraption for his birthday, and it goes off in during a Death Eater meetings. Warning: Voldemort Eye Twitching and Voldemort Annoying insues.

Odd little thing that just popped into my head. Cruel!Voldie CryBaby!Harry Cussing!Hermione

Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!