Hi ^^! And welcome to my profile!

Somethings about me:

I'm 17

Live in a place around that area of the state.

I love anime/manga

Yaoi is my life!

Animes/manga:

Katekyo Hitman Reborn (so cool)

Naruto and Bleach were lost to me, they keep dragging the plot and it's annoying.

Inuyasha

Soul Eater

Junjou Romantica

D-Gray Man

Kyo Kara Maoh

Durarara!!!

Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi

... and more

Some of my favorite characters:

Belphegor (KHR)

Fran (KHR)

Tsuna (KHR)

Hibari (KHR)

Mukuro (KHR)

Chrome (KHR)

Gokudera (KHR)

Yamamoto (KHR)

Xanxus (KHR)

Squalo (KHR)

Byakuran (KHR)

Death the Kid (Soul Eater)

Shinigami-sama (Soul Eater)

Liz (Soul Eater)

Patty (Soul Eater)

Spirit (Soul Eater)

Stein (Soul Eater)

Sesshomaru (Inuyasha)

Naraku (Inuyasha)

...etc...

KHR pairings:

BelxFran

1827 (HibarixTsuna)

6996 (MukuroxChrome)

XS (Xanxus and Squalo)

Byakuran and Shoichi

YamaGoku (Yamamoto and Gokudera)

...etc...

YAOI RULEZ!!!!

Books

Morganville Vampres Series by Rachel Caine

Hush, Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick

Perfect Chemistry

B

Quote time!

"Shit is a weapon... Monkeys use it... AIM FOR THE EYES!!"

"Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were having a state the obvious contest."

"I'm not paranoid...Which of my enemies told you this??"

"I know KUNG FU!...and 50 other dangerous words."

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!"

"Some see the glass as half empy. Some see the glass as half full. I'm just wondering who the FUCK is drinking my Beer!"

"I'm smiling cuz they haven't found the bodies yet."

"DON'T HIT KIDS!!...no seriously...they have guns now."

"Goodness," Myrnin said quietly. "I don't think I should be watching this. I don't think I'm old enough." (Morganville Vampires Book 7: Fade Out)

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

Pick Up-line and Shut downs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Nate

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Black

3. Your first initial? C

4. Your month of birth? May

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black(luv it)

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Sarah

7. Your favorite number? 9

8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida (i like relaxing and having a nice time)

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean (it calms me)

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish...(can't tell u it won't come true!)
are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!