Eileen-Wood90
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Joined 04-05-10, id: 2314996, Profile Updated: 05-05-10
Author has written 2 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, and Codename: Kids Next Door.

Hey there, name's Eileen. I'm an aspiring author and an elementary ed. major. I've pretty much been writing since the third grade and need to keep doing so to keep myself sane. I'm working on some original novels but I very much enjoy writing fanfiction- sometimes it's just more fun to snag someone else's characters and see what happens.

On from the basics, here's some randomness:

- My pen name, Eileen, is based off my first OC, whom I used in a Harry Potter roleplay.

- I have a co-author on several fanfictions, who requests that I refer to her as Sibella - her first Harry Potter OC. Sibella is also my co-author on two original novels.

- I'm a Christian, but not the type that will shove it down your throat. I enjoy discussion and will respect others' beliefs even if I don't agree with them, and I expect to be treated the same way.

- I have several weird obsessions, two of the top 5 being fantasy novels/movies and my birds/owls. I have 3 adorable parakeets, two of which are still babies, and countless owl objects--shirts, stuffed animals, knickknacks, etc.

- Other things I like include the following: hanging out with friends/family, funny family movies, most music (country, Celtic, and rock), Italian food, chocolate, my evil cat, shiny objects, snowglobes, cooking, Fuzzy posters, coloring books, Henry Weinhard's orange cream sodas, and men who know when to be serious and when to be funny and adjust accordingly

- My favorite movies and TV shows are: The Chronicles of Narnia, Meet the Robinsons, Secondhand Lions, Harry Potter, High School Musical, Law & Order, and Psych. I've recently rediscovered Codename: Kids Next Door and started watching Phineas and Ferb. (I want a Perry the Platypus stuffed animal!) Yeah, for the most part I love watching kid stuff...lucky my major involves hanging out with a lot of kids :)

- Things I detest and would love to build some Inator to destroy include the following: spiders, stalkers, horror/thriller/suspense flicks, teenage drama (or, not being a teen anymore, girl drama in general), snakes, spicy food, guacamole, rap music, Twilight, stupid politicians (which is just about all of them), and strenuous physical activity.

- My friends say I'm the most down-to-earth of the group, but I don't know what they're talking about. Most of the time I just feel like a little girl trapped in an adult's body.

- Oh, yeah. And Abercrombie & Fitch doesn't own me. Haha. That should sum it up.


Current Fanfictions in Progress:

Thorns of Winter - Part 1 of 2 of a Narnia story written in partnership with Sibella. I know I said I'd post the 7 chapters of it weekly, but I couldn't resist. The 8th chapter is currently undergoing construction.

Leave Them Kids Alone - a Codename: Kids Next Door story I'm writing solo.

I am also working with Sibella on Star Wars and Dragons in Our Midst fanfictions.


REMEMBER WHEN

getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' was your hero?
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings?
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game?
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do?
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (sometimes and depends on exact circumstances)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice. (sometimes)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

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A Case of Writer's Block by smallhobbit reviews
This is kind of from my perspective. Just a bunch of short stories I've typed up to help with getting over some writer's block I'm having. If it makes anyone else laugh, it's just a plus. I'm leaving it open just in case I write more of these.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,768 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010
Buford by Tallest Phoenix reviews
This series of oneshots takes a look into the tough guy with a heart of rock candy, Buford VanStromm.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Buford, Baljeet
Life is Cold by onomatopoetical reviews
FINISHED! 12 years old and he saw his parents dead, and lost most of his childhood memories the same day. Now he's back in town 3 years later, co-owning a Night Club and working his way up through a tough gang. Then he saw HER, and everything changed. 3/4
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,861 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Pieces of Love by SaiyanLover reviews
Glimpses into the unconventional romance between Raven and Beast Boy - two polar opposites who unexpectedly manage to complete each other perfectly. This is a collection of independent stories. Rated for sexual references and language.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 25,969 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Beast Boy, Raven
The Stepbrother Sitch by Cartoonofan reviews
When Drakken is reported out of town, Kim & Ron follow his trail, and meet two very creative stepbrothers along the way.
Crossover - Kim Possible & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,378 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
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Leave Them Kids Alone reviews
Abby and the team now covertly assist a brand new Sector V, while Cree tries to mess with them. What nobody realizes is that a new villain has more sinister plans for everyone. Extended summary in first chapter 3/4 2/5 and possible 86/60?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,265 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010
Thorns of Winter reviews
The White Witch's niece seeks two things: power and escape from her evil aunt. Instead she finds trouble in the form of a rogue Wolf and certain human children. But are these obstacles actually leading her to what she needs most?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,689 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010
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