To start off with, I'm a blonde female (for those who couldn't guess), I love arts, crafts, cooking, and writing. I've been doing more writing than anything, since I read a challenge in one of the Cat Returns stories for more authors to step forward back in 2007. I'll probably branch out of the Cat Returns section eventually, but as long as my muse keeps hitting me over the head with ideas for it, I'm going to keep writing.

As much as I would love to own The Cat Returns and its characters, I am making a blanket notice right here that I sadly don't own them. The cover art for my stories are generously provided by gacktxx and InYuJi, both of whom can be found on deviantart. Thanks!

I draw inspiration for my work from fairy tales, movies, my own imagination and twisted sense of humor. I can't seem to stick to a movie's script to save my life, so at least my stories aren't just reruns with different names plugged in.

As a general confession; all the stories I put on this site are completely finished. I only post them a chapter at a time to hear people's reactions as the story unfolds. I'm glad that people like my work so much, because I love hearing people's reactions as the story unfolds. Am considering to become a real author, but still have a ways to go before I can go truly public.

Short, sweet, and to the point. Read my stories. They make you giggle.

Oh, and I found this next part on HyperMint's profile. She said it was okay to post this elsewhere, but this is still a nod in her direction.

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again

To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."'

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit the stupid cereal, put this in your profile!

And one more thing;

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." -Jim Henson (RIP!)

Story Update as of Dec. 2, 2014: I FINALLY BROKE THROUGH MY WRITER'S BLOCK! I wrote six pages in one day a few days before writing this! I can't guarantee that my current story will be out before the new year is, thanks to Christmas related issues that everyone can understand even if they aren't going through them. But I thought it might be polite to let people know I haven't fallen off the edge of the earth or got sucked into the Cat Kingdom myself. Real life happens. Fan fics take a back burner to that. The story will come out when it's good and ready. You will love it.

I hope.

Story Update as of Jan. 12, 2015: DONE!!!!! DONE DONE DONE!!!!

Okay, now I have that out of my system. The new story is completed and already sent to my betas. If I agreed to let someone reading this be a beta and they didn't get the email, let me know because I've been a little blonde lately. I am aiming to start updating in March to give time for last minute edits, but we will see what happens.

Squee!

Oh, and jenna131 has been doing some audio and reviews for my stories on youtube! If you'd like to hear them, copy, paste, and delete the spaces in this;

https: //www .you tube .com/ user/fluff nstuff 131/ videos

nitroglycerine has also been doing some story reading, so feel free to check her out! Ditto on the spacing below;

https: //www. youtu be.co m/chann el/U CDsvADPA glJ4o0y fDykNtHA/ videos

Story Update Feb. 6, 2017: The first half of the next story is being beta-ed. Partially because I've hit a writer's block and partially to move things along when it's actually finished, because it's a LONG one. There are over 160,000 words at this time, no telling how many there will be when I'm through.