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Joined 07-22-07, id: 1332142, Profile Updated: 08-12-09
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Chapter four of my utterly shit story is out. Read, flame, laugh at making an emo 15-year-old cry.


ABOUT MYSELF

I'm not actually an emo. A) I don't cry. B) I punch emos. C) I skate. D) Emo music is rather like a bad blowjob, better than NOTHING, but not acceptable when there's rock (a hard orgasm) nearby!

BY THE WAY I SEE I HAVE READERS IN THE US

If any of you live in Michigan, message me. If any of you live in Monroe, Michigan, and go to high-school (freshie or sophmore), message me with "Dude, I like.. live in Monroe, dude!" in the subject. I ask because I just now realized one of me friends lives there (or did, at least) and I live here. in England.

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Naruto: King of the Kitsune reviews
A five-year-old Naruto is taken on a 7 year long training trip by the Kyuubi, who also happens to be female. NaruXFemKyuubi, possibly harem if readers want it. Chapter Four out, you lucky gits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,913 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Cyberpunkus Humanus reviews
What if the Harry Potter series was set in the Shadowrun world? What if Harry was a Cybernet Cowboy, rather than a wizard? What if you read it instead of the summary? Find out inside! --discont, I hate Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete