Hello.

My name is Vi and I may or may not write murder mystery fanfiction.

Aw, stop trying to scare everyone, Vi! Hi ya'll it's Li! Vi and I are sisters!

I doubt by biology.

She's the Sherlock to my John, the Patrick Jane to my Teresa Lisbon or the Cho to my Rigsby, as well as the Severus Snape to my Lily Evans...

My hair is not greasy.

Are you saying Sherly and Jane have greasy hair?

No it is quite obvious that while Sherlock does not always shower, his hair does not grease easily. And Patrick Jane is anything if not clean.

YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY I REFERENCED YOU AS THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTERS!

Thank you, Lil

You're welcome! Anyway, both of us like murder mysteries!

For example:

Castle, Bones, Criminal Minds, CSI (that's Vi, I don't watch that), Sherlock, The Mentalist, and more that I forgot because I have short term memory ;)

That explains the time you left the stove on when you went shopping.

YEAH BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!

I was interested if you would ever remember.

Shut up Vi. Anyways.

Our Other Friends On Here arreee:

NinjaWithImagination

BushesNBunnies

and that's it for now!

We're always willing to base our stories off of prompts or if someone thinks there's a story line we should try. Just PM us and we'll reply.

Why would someone read all of this? I understand the point of looking for something amusing to read, but how do they know we are not writing depressing stories about the deaths of our family or such that some people do?

Vi.

Yes, Li?

Shut up.

MERE MORTAL DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN THAT WAY

STOP LOKI'ING! BAD VI! *hits with newspaper*

*snarls*

STOP SCARING THE READERS!

So Basically

We write murder mysteries and dark villainous ones as well. While we don't just write murder, the rest of our stories will most probably have to do with a dark or evil villain. We aren't talking 'misunderstood' we're talking EVIL.

Vi likes to write the dark things while Li likes to write more fluffy and sarcastic parts. YES WE DO WRITE ROMANCES BUT THEY ARE NOT GOING TO BE NORMAL OR BOBBY SUE OR WHATEVER YOU CALL THEM.

You can always PM us. We don't bite. Well, Vi does but Li usually keeps her in her cage whilst replying.

Thank you. You can leave now.

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When I was a child, I heard voices
Some would sing and some would scream
You soon find you have few choices
I learned the voices died with me

When I was a child, I'd sit for hours
Staring into open flame
Something in it had a power
Could barely tear my eyes away

All you have is your fire
And the place you need to reach
Don't you ever tame your demons
But always keep them on a leash

Arsonist's Lullabye- Hozier

Dedicated to our pyromaniac of a friend, NinjaWithImagination

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