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Caution: The following is insufferably dull. Disengage. Disengage.

- I dislike many things, and right up there with sand and decaf coffee is horses. I hate them, they scare me, one bit my hand when I was seven(ish), and another hit my head with its face when I wasn't looking; I do not appreciate sneak attacks. That latter event inccured such traumatisation that I cannot recall my age, nor my reason for being near a horse, on that fateful day.

- I am a dreadful procrastinator and will put off what I was supposed to have finished months ago until the next day, which inevitably becomes next week, by no fault of my own. Procrastination is a disease and I should not be discriminated against for that which I cannot change.

- I love Nutella. It is delicious and it is sold in jars as large as my head. I'm still young enough to eat and stay thin, so the copious amount of Nutella I consume daily is not yet an issue. It's not an oral fixation, I swear; that would be my tendency to chew on my thumb nail like it's coated in sugar.

- I hate happy endings. Perhaps I'm just lacking in that particular area, but there doesn't seem to be a way to happily conclude a story without the dreaded scent of cliche hanging over it. I will always, inevitably, add a dash of salt to the sweetness; bittersweet endings are my forte.

- I'm a girl. I have boobs and everything.

- I have no idea what I'm going to do with my life. (Haha). I enjoy spontaneity in my day, and so I wish to continue my aimless existence for as long as I am young enough to get away with it!

Quotes Corner

"I am a golden god." - Russell Hammond, Almost Famous

"Curtains? We don't need curtains." *proceeds to strip off shirt* - Hikaru Hitachiin, Ouran HSHC

"Don't pick on my friends, y'hear! That's a no-no." - Mitsukuni 'Hunny' Haninozuka, Ouran HSHC

"He's from the land of those we must not pick on!"
"Ah, our own filthiness stands out in sharp relief!" - Kaoru and Hikaru Hitachiin, Ouran HSHC

"He full-on Obe-Waned me!" - Dean Winchester, Supernatural

"If you keep my secret, I'll give you this strawberry." - L, Death Note

"I know that line is a bunch of bull." - L, Death Note

"He's terribly reasonable, this new L." - Mello, Death Note

"There's no sand in my vagina! - Kyle Broflovski, South Park

"It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choak on the sweet air of freedom." - Eric Cartman, South Park

"We got Potter! We got Potter!" - Fred and George Weasley, Harry Potter

"Give her hell from us, Peeves." - Fred Weasley, Harry Potter

"Prepare to die, obviously!" - Roxy, Scott Pilgrim vs the World

"You made me swallow my gum. That's going to be in my digestive track for seven years!" - Gideon, Scott Pilgrim vs the World

"I wanna have his adopted babies." Wallace Wells, Scott Pilgrim vs the World

"Can you do a thingy on that rail?"
"It's called a grind, bro."
"Can you do a...grindy thingy...on that rail?" - Scott Pilgrim and Lucas Lee, Scott Pilgrim vs the World

"Lately i've been crossdressing. Also. I've been sleeping with your mom." - Simon, Mortal Instruments

"If you wanted to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked." - Jace Wayland, Mortal Instruments

"There's no need to clarify my finger snap. The implication was clear in the snap itself." - Magnus Bane, Mortal Instruments

"I was alive when the Dead Sea was just a lake that was feeling a little poorly." - Magnus Bane, Mortal Instruments

"My eyes are usually described as golden. And Luminous." - Jace Wayland, Mortal Instruments

"Where can I buy a phone?" - Vincent Valentine, FF7 Advent Children

"Speaking personally, you can have my gun, but you'll take my book when you pry my cold, dead fingers off of the binding." - Stephen King

But when they're parking the cars on your chest,
You've still got a view of the summer sky.
To make it hurt twice when your restless body caves to its whims.
And suddenly struggles to take flight.

-From Know Your Onion by The Shins