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Joined 07-25-07, id: 1334677, Profile Updated: 12-02-14
Author has written 1 story for BioShock.

I'm so full of ideas, I could burst.

But when it comes to putting pen to paper, I'm a serial procrastinator.

I jump from fandom to fandom, character to character, never sticking in one place long.

If I start a story, there's a 75% chance I'll lose interest in it, or lose confidence or faith in the storyline. I'd apologize, but I'd be here all day.

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Remnant by Ennya reviews
For a brief, blessed time, life had order once again. You thought it was over. Jane did too. Sequel to Housekeeping. TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,842 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Joker, OC, Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon
Skin Deep by Epilachna reviews
Thranduil knows better than any that beauty is only skin deep, but what does he believe lies underneath? Early Third Age and beyond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 206,379 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Galadriel, Celeborn, Thranduil, OC - Complete
neighbor by cithrin reviews
Julia's new neighbor is a strange and terrifying puzzle. Set a couple of years before TDK. Joker/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,825 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 7/12/2016 - Joker, OC
Playing Secretary by apotheouns reviews
There are perks to playing secretary to the CEO of Wayne Enterprises; the dental plan's pretty amazing and the pay's great too. But Sarah's pretty sure that helping to keep her employer's alter ego a secret is not in her job description. Bruce Wayne/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 155,534 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 3/2/2017 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [OC, Bruce W./Batman]
Hesitation Marks by ghostdrunk reviews
Sequel to The Little Sleeping Slices- The Dark Knight has gone missing. Because of her familiarity with certain Gothamites, Alfred enlists the help of Jane Archer in finding him. Unfortunately for her, there are some that might not necessarily greet her return with open arms.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,634 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/23/2017 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, OC
Take me to church by Lilith Fea reviews
"There is this boy I met. His eyes are green; with so many layers and shades that they sometimes appear to be black. He doesn't like to be touched, and he doesn't smile too often either. His name is Elliot." Takes place during the 19 day gap, after Elliot meets with the FBI at Allsafe.
Mr. Robot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/15/2016 - Published: 8/31/2015 - [Elliot, OC]
Fiddle of Gold Against Your Soul by Monachopsis9 reviews
The only thing exciting about Aris' life is her painting. When she meets Batman and the Joker, she becomes taken with their dangerous natures. Joker wants to use her for his own ends but Bruce wants to win her heart. BruceWayne/Batman/OC and Joker/OC-ish.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,327 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, OC
Broken Pieces by Aulizia reviews
The Winter Soldier knows he's broken. But he might have found a mechanic who can fix him. Trouble is… he's not the only one in pieces. Bucky/OC. Story follows on from the end of CA:TWS (now an AU).
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 147,898 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Bucky B./Winter Soldier, OC] Steve R./Capt. America, Sam W./Falcon
The Good, the Bad, and the Undead by Liisi Laukkanen reviews
Catriona begrudgingly agrees to go on holiday with her friends, journeying from England to Santa Carla. She never expected to catch the attention of a vampire. [Paul/OC] COMPLETE.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 102,071 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 5/23/2015 - [Paul, OC] - Complete
Evil Prevails by JourneyIntoMadness reviews
Four months after the events with Jason Brody, Vaas attempts to reestablish his hold over Rook Island. Darius, Hoyt Volker's little brother, takes over the business. Kendra West, a world renowned explorer and pacifist, embarks on a journey to find the ancient ruins of the Rakyat and what their warrior's powers entail. Will this be a journey of self-discovery or one into madness?
Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,863 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 12/21/2012
The Mark of Fate by mpissott reviews
Cullen is infatuated with the Inquisitor from the moment they meet. Little does he know, she feels the same. Disclaimer: All recognizable content belongs to Bioware.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,242 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Cullen, Inquisitor
Imperium et Libertas by Shadow-Ocelot reviews
Perhaps the bullet that Benny put in her head caused some lasting damage, or maybe it just opened her eyes to another view on the world. The Courier's descent into the world of the Legion and the struggle within her conscience as she decides her fate.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,776 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta, Raul T.
There's A Wolf In My Heart by FeatherEars reviews
To fill her coffers and fund her adventures, a Dovahkiin with a well established reputation joins the companions. FarkasOC
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,015 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas
Housekeeping by Ennya reviews
Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,340 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - J. Gordon, Joker, OC - Complete
The Judgement of Actaeon by mellowenglishgal reviews
Beholding Artemis while she bathed, Actaeon the Hunter was punished, transfigured into a stag, suddenly becoming that which he had hunted. Artemis' judgement of Actaeon resonated through Olive's life as she observed the Argent family's genocide of often innocent werewolves, reporting to her superiors while attending her sophomore year and her evolving feelings for Isaac Lahey.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,084 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Isaac L.
The Little Sleeping Slices by ghostdrunk reviews
Jane's a grad student just trying to make ends meet and stay below the radar. Joker's a simple clown just trying to blow up Gotham University Library. Jane would rather he didn't, and that just tickles him to death. This could be fun. Joker/OC Batman/OC- rated M for violence, sex, and all the other stuff in the "M" rating category.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 172,439 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
A Star to Steer Her By by ShadesOfMauve reviews
Shepard isn't quite the stable commander Joker remembers, and he's surprised to be the one helping her pick up the pieces. Follows the events of ME2, focusing on non-game scenes. NEW chapter: Epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 192,625 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Dream Come True by Samitballi reviews
Isaac Lahey has always been lonely, but he's never given up on love. He's always known that one day the girl of his dreams would come around. That might just be the case when he meets the pretty new girl at school Ariadne. She's just as lonely as he is, but will his secret get in the way? Or could they maybe survive their loneliness together? Isaac/OC
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Isaac L. - Complete
Insomnia by thexdarkestxnightsx reviews
She sits on the fire escape, remembering back to the night she met him, Fear Night, and how he changed her life. *Lemons. Dark themes, but no angst.* I do not own any DC characters. CRANE&OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/1/2011 - J. Crane - Complete
Downward Spiral by Atlas Lightyear reviews
Now newly edited! Molly Chandler is stuck in Rapture. Possibly for good. And the only way to survive the horrors beneath the sea is to delve deep into the darkest shadows of the city. . .and into her own hazy memories.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,523 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Atlas, A. Sinclair
Enraptured reviews
The story of Rapture through the eyes of an unlikely plane crash survivor. Travelling with the only other survivor and being led by their Rapturian radio guide, can she piece together the past of Rapture and save herself and her new companions?
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Jack R., Atlas