Jdflee
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Joined 07-14-11, id: 3071423, Profile Updated: 08-30-11
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Formerly DFOverture

Okay. About me? ... I pretty much am boring. Just your normal 14 year old west coast US asian guy. I'd like to say I am mature for my age, but 30% of the time, I'm not. Filipino + Chinese = Chilipino. Remember that guys. So anyway, I don't do much writing even though I am told I'm not bad at it. At the time of my writing this quick little bio I have just published my first story roughly an hour ago with the help of my friend Chrishuyen (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1240976/chrishuyen). Oh yeah, and don't call me Jdflee. You can call me Jeff.

Inspiration will randomly come to me whenever it feels like giving a crap (which isn't too often), so don't count on regular updates to my stories (or lack thereof). I also have insane tendencies to use parentheses on everything. (like these things, for those of you who dont know.)


Stuff I Enjoy:

I like reading, swimming, music listening, music playing, water polo, sleeping, eating, and living.

Later I will add story related things here, like favorite books and stuff.


Upcoming/ In progress works:

So If I ever get the inspiration to write something again, you will see it here.

Crack no Jutsu: Ahh, the wonderful world of crack no jutsu. In this compilation that I may or may not write, there will be several oneshots containing pointlessness, plotlessness, and awesomeness. I currently only have one story written for this, which is Blame it on the forum trolls.

Status: Hiatus, Chapter 1 finished, with outlines for a second and third.

[FFAT] (Filler for a title): This is an... interesting little one-shot I've been working on for the past week or so. My titles have all been either a) corny b) stupid or c) title filler. Anyways, This is an angst/romance NaruHina one-shot currently in the process of being rewritten for like the third time. It's a little (okay, alot) different from my first fic, but then again variety is the spice of life.

Status: Completed, Being rewritten. I'm not exactly the best at angst or romance (I'm only 14, guys.)

[YAFFAT] (Yet Another Filler For A Title) : Names currently pending... my favorites are Genius Surpassed and In the Shadow of the Younger. AU-type world, with one simple difference from canon: Sasuke was the pride of the Uchiha clan, and his elder brother Itachi was the disgrace who couldn't even use Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu. When Sasuke kills of the Uchihas to test the limits of his abilities, Itachi feels he must avenge the clan, despite their hatred toward him.

Status: Outlined several chapters through approximately the parallel to the middle of the chuunin exams.

Minato Gaiden : Canon-fic. Minato was an orphan who had nothing but a dream: to become the hokage. A Minato-centric canon fic depicting a young Minato, and the shinobi of his generation.

Status: Just a random idea floating around in my head.

To Kill A Mary-Sue : Something I thought up while playing an online video game. Basically, another Kakashi's sister who is in love with Sasuke and yada yada yada you get the drill. The characters of Naruto team up to kill her. How hard could it be? Very. Humor/Parody category.

Status: I've got like the first sentence.

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Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Phantomflower reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki. From how members are chosen to organizational rules and regulations, look for it here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,622 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Madara U.
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
Not the TALK! by DarkSkyeDawn reviews
Kakashi-sensei sits Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura down to have THE TALK with them. Much funnyness and embarassment! Team 7 centric. NO PAIRINGS. NO FLAMES. Rated for sexual-like themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Imperial Fuzz by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
Another fic oriented around Gaara's facial hair; only this time, it doesn't involve his eyebrows. "Beards just aren't threatening on the Kazekage. At all." A sand-sibs one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 143 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,901 - Follows: 5,014 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Gaara's Relationship Problem by Clumsy Ninjable reviews
Gaara is caught with a love letter to someone...what happens when his lovely siblings attempt to help him with it? Rating went up due to perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,698 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H.
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 313 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 236 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Blame it on the Forum Trolls reviews
All hell breaks loose in Konoha as Sasuke Uchiha has the madness of Fangirls, Forum Trolls, and even a naked Karin, wrought upon him. Crack-tastic one-shot, with a dose of OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sasuke U.