Kevin was the perfect Mormon guy until he did a massive screw up and his soul was condemned to hell. now with the help of Arnold, he has to defeat the evil warlord who has threatened war. will Kevin save his soul? will Arnold man up? will they prevent a war? will the author actually write a serious fic someday? no one noes. this is obvs a shitfic

Elder Price didn't expect to find his soulmate in Uganda, and didn't expect them to be a fellow missionary. Granted, he didn't even realize it when he met his soulmate. Elder McKinley dreaded meeting his soulmate due to his gay thoughts. And then, to his horror, his vision was overcome with color the first time he met one of the new missionaries, the Mormon poster boy Elder Price.

Fourteen-year-old Connor McKinley has no idea how he'll adapt to life in Salt Lake City, Utah. But when he meets his next-door-neighbor, all that changes. Handsome, earnest, Ponyboy-lookalike, 80s classics-obsessed Steve Glade shows Connor just how good change can be.

Slash[SiriusxRemus] In the days of the Marauders, piñatas were perfect for any party, sheets were something to ponder over, kisses were well thought out, and mistletoe was something Sirius Black kept in his pocket for just the right occasion.