Hi! I'm LittleLoneLiar, aka-your worst nightmare. I haven't done one of these in a while, so bear with me.

I'm gay. Yes, I like rainbows, but not for that reason. Rainbows hold a Promise for me. Everytime My best friend calls, there's a rainbow on his side of the states. It makes me giddy when it rains there.

My OTP is Zemyx. Why? who knows. But Zexy is sexy.

My Birthday:August 6th. Buy me stuff?

My Friends name:Gannon. he doesn't exist here, but I love him anyway.

my Favorite person on the face of the internet and beyond: What About Today. I love you, honey! (not like that, I don't bat for your team. I'm sorry.)

Rant(oh god, not another one): I am terribly terribly sorry for all the people who like Joshua from TWEWY. I really really am. I did a complete 1260, and I absoulutly adore him now. He's just so great. O_O wow... this is a really short rant...

~Quotes~

“I care,because I can’t get you out of my head. I care because I’ve known you for a week and I somehow know things about you you’ve never told me. I know you hate being still and having to wait. I know you have weird taste in ice cream.I care because I have no idea what’s happening, but I know it’s happening because of you.I care because I’ve never touched you, but I can remember at least a dozen ways to make you moan my name." Axel in Waiting, by A Spot of Bother

"“Myde, you’re up next.” Damn. It looked like he wasn’t going to get that bathroom break anytime soon."Myde in "How to love a Somebody" by Lifes.Lover

"Look how Tiny it is!" " It may be tiny, but it gets the job done" "EVA" and Naked Snake in MGS3

“Zack, go into the living room and look under the couch.”I blink. “What?”“Your self-esteem might be under there.” Nero shakes his head. “Honestly. You’re an appealing boy. Go get him”-

Zack and Nero in "This is So Gay" by CrazyHookerProductions. Crack. This is totally Crack, and I love it. =3

"Zemyx makes the world go 'round" I'm pretty sure I wrote this, but I'm not sure. I got it off of Lifes.Lover's pro, though.

"Joshua is one great big bag of douche." me. that's right. Me. I haven't even played the game, and I think that. It also doesn't help that I have a weakness for men w/ sliver/white hair.

"You... Immortal too?" "No, I just don't fear death." Vamp =3 and Raiden in MGS 4 (heart)

"sine... cosine... TANGENT!" Sho Minamoto, TWEWY.

1. Initials:

M C

2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:

I dunno. but i was born on the anniversary of the Hiroshima bombing.

3. Last thing you ate:

Onion rings

4. For or against same sex marriage:

against, totally against. I don't think my "kind" should get married. do you? is shot

5. Are you homophobic:

Yes. yes I amshot again

6. Last person you hugged:

My sister

7. Do you believe in God:

no, even though most of my family is catholic.

8. How many U.S states have you been to:

Two.

9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in:

one

10. Ever lived outside the US?

heh, I'm living out of country at the moment. i'm moving here, though!

11. Name something you like physically about yourself:

My hair ish purty. 3

12. Something non-physical you like about yourself:

My litle friend that follows me around. He's funny... only noone else can see him...

13. What is your dad's name:

John. I hate that bastard.

14. Why are you still up?:

BECAUSE I CAN BE!

15. Who made you angry today?:

My mom

16. Favorite type of Food?:

Fried veggies

17. Favorite holiday?:

Birthday

18. Do you download music?:

no.

19. What illegal things have you done?:

Smoking. I have to quit. apparently it's illegal in the states...

20. Where would you want to go on a first date?:

well... we went to see Notre Dame De Paris

21. Would you date the person who gave u this?

No. No I wouldn't.

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?

yesh. =3

23. Have you ever cried for no reason?

nope. Everything has a reason.

24. Do you like Bush?

Not really, no.

25. Have you ever bungee jumped?

no

26. Have you ever white-water rafted?

yes

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?

Yes, yes they have.

28. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?

No... I work. DX

29. Have you met a real redneck?

I'm going to live in texas. What do /you/ think?

30. How is the weather right now?

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

31. What song are you listening to right now?

"Belle"

32. What are your current fav songs?

ummmmmmm... I don't listen to music that often.

33. What was the last movie you watched?

TLK 2

34. Do you wear contacts?

nope

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?

Market

36. What are you afraid of?

Almost nothing! :3 I am afraid of spiders, however...

37. How many piercing and tattoo's do you have?

seven on my left ear

38. How many pets do u have?

2 dogs, a cat, and a fish. his name is sushi.

39. Have you ever loved someone?

of course

40. What's your favorite drink?

Tea

41. What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Huh?

42. Have you ever fired a gun?

yes

43. Are you missing someone?

yes

44. Fav. TV show?:

ummm... Code Geass.

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?

no

47. Whats your mom's name?

Kris

48. What would you like to be doing right now?

cuddling with Adrian. w

49.Favorite band of all time (ONLY ONE):

ummm...

50. Dogs or cats:

Cats

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?

yeah... ;

52. Favorite flower?

rose

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?

Salted

54. What books are you reading?

Luona Nueva

55. Have you ever ridden in a limo?

Yeah

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?

My best friend drowned a couple of weeks ago...

57. Do you watch MTV?

no

58. What's something that really bugs you?

Bugs? My parents, mostly.

59. Whats your favorite color?
I'm color blind.

60. Do you like Michael Jackson?
I don't see what's wrong with him.

61. Can you dance?

YESH! I know how to tango... 3

62. Favorite basketball team?
Italy.

63. Favorite cereal?
eww.

64. Do you drive?

yes

65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?

3 days

66. Last time you went bowling?
have never gone.

68. Who was your last phone call?

Adrian

69. Last time you were at work?

two months ago?

70. Whats your favorite states to be in?
Ummm... anything warm.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.(I count Athenisim as a religion.)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(lol)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOOummm...
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil yeah... About that... goth was actually a style of Roman Catholisism, way back n the day. Just thought you guys should know that...

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.I'm sorry that people annoy me. You should really meet my parents sometime.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.(imma bitch? since when?)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.Not yet... but soon...

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac