Peter Parker just wants a little normalcy in his life. Sure, being a science teacher is a little mundane but it gives him joy. Too bad that's been ripped away from him now that Deadpool is posing as a janitor at Midtown High.

This happened because of the strange urge to write about Peter accidentally shooting a web at Wade's crotch. The alternative title: A Sticky Situation.But that's hellaaa corny. And literally accurate.

(TEMPORARILY ON HOLD, STILL IN PROGRESS) Spidey and Deadpool are great friends, but what are you supposed to do when you have a crush on your friend? -Lokitty

* ON HIATUS! I promise, not abandoned! (Life, ya know?) As of 03/09/16, I've begun seriously working on the outline for the next chapter. Soon, hopefully!* No good deed goes unpunished. Well, this punishment might not actually be so bad... Spideypool.

SPIDEYPOOL: Deadpool is on a hunt to find out who Spider-man is for an unknown reason while he makes sexual remarks about Spider-man. Peter will have to be careful while he investigates why. (Story is finished but I will not submit the FULL story on go to my page to get link to the full story)

Spider-Man always thought it was best never to tell The Merc With the Mouth who he really was, but he was proven very, VERY wrong.

Deadpool comes to Peter's apartment, bearing grave news, bleach and a laptop.

When he checks the receipt, there's a phone number scrawled on the back. Even the boxes are speechless. (Or the one where Wade is pretty and nobody can leave him alone.)

Every time he'd get an injury, no matter how small or insignificant, Wade would always fret over him with such exaggerated concern, one would think Peter was losing his life rather than, say, barely losing a drop of blood from a paper cut. Endearing, yes, but also quite irritating. [bday fic for julesplentibrokenvcr on tumblr]

Wade meets Peter during community service and he's most definitely not charmed.

Wade and Peter run into Flash

Deadpool falls in love for the first time. His crush is Spiderman, of course. And of course, he is gonna get what he wants, right?

spideypool on the spider-man ride

spideypool coffee shop AU (pre-slash)

Wade is actually terrified of Peter's camera

Peter Parker son of two dads has just gotten himself a boyfriend a while ago and around one in the morning Wade, his boyfriend, decides to pay a little visit. Peter gets a new feeling and wants to share something special with his boyfriend. PeterParker/WadeWilson Top!Wade/Bottom!Peter Smut