Karkat gets a chance to take Jade out for a day. While Jade thinks it's the perfect chance for her to get through Karkat's mask of outrage, to the sensitive side underneath; he just hopes to get through it without having an anxiety attack. Rated T for continuous low-level profanity.

Day 3 prompt for JadeKat week: Seasons. Also uploaded (With artwork by tumlbr user Oranguin) on Ao3 and tumblr! R&R!

The air around your head buzzes with ambient noise and screeches while humidity and steam plays about your face. The smell of moisture and sickly sweetness fill the air and soaks into every surface. All of your senses are both dulled, and sharpened. Are you in a rainforest? A jungle valley? Try a karaoke bar.

John thinks himself something of a strategist, and after meticulous planning, prepares to unleash the attack of the century upon an unsuspecting Rose Lalonde. Nothing will get in the way of him and his goal, not even Rose's charms. But as it is said, "All is fair in love and war" A work of a fan, that claims no resposibility for Homestuck, or any work of Andrew Hussie