A collection of ficlets/one-shots, some based off tumblr requests. Rating/content will vary, but all will be USUKUS. You're probably better off reading this on tumblr or AO3, where all chapters are included. Many chapters are left out of this version because of the ever so annoying individuals who take it upon themselves to whine about ratings despite individual chapter warnings.

Alfred Jones is just your everyday twenty first century hero - or so he thinks. On a school trip he enters an off-limits church and accidentally ends up in Cards! What will he do there, when the rules have been changed and Spades is heading for war? And how is he supposed to handle these unfamiliar new senses? / THIS STORY IS BEING REWRITTEN. THE NEW VERSION IS CALLED PAPER COURT.

Arthur Kirkland feels that fate must be set against him when he falls for handsome culinary student Alfred Jones. Arthur doesn't eat because he's not hungry. It's not complicated. Little does he realize, amongst the pink frosting and mashed potatoes, that it's never been about the food. USUK AU anorexic!Arthur and chef!Alfred.

Alfred thinks he's going insane; he keeps dreaming about a green-eyed guy, he hears voices and he keeps finding long, white feathers everywhere. Is the angel Arthur that is haunting his dreams real or is he making it all up? - USUK.

Arthur Kirkland has been working as a shop assistant for 2 years. His days are boring and repetitive but he by no means hates his job; he appreciates the uneventful work he chose. That is however until a certain tall, overly happy American happens to walk into the shop, breaking his peace and quiet. Will this American ever leave him alone? Or is this just what Arthur needs?

A collection of USUK drabbles in a variety of AU's as I try to perfect their characterisation.

An assassin married to an assassin is a recipe for disaster. Mr. and Mrs. Smith Parody. Written for the USUK Sweethearts Week. USUK.

Arthur Kirkland doesn't dance, well not publicly. However dancing in your dorm room doesn't really count as private and Arthur doesn't know that.

The heart hears what it wishes most dearly to hear and overheard conversations often lead to terrible misunderstandings. ((A Scoteng fanfic with a dash of one-sided!Usuk))

Once Arthur Kirkland got his acceptance letter into Hogwarts he was ecstatic. He thought it was the chance to prove himself to his family. Arthur learns of his talent for magic and communication of the nonhuman kind. He runs into the young wizard Alfred F. Jones, who manages to turn his life upside down in the most unpleasant of ways. ((Future UsUk along with other pairings))

High school AU: Arthur Kirkland is finally off to America to live out his dream of becoming an American highschool cheerleader. So when a member of the schools football team starts taking an interest in him only disaster could ensue! Or maybe it'll become a sweet love story... (M for smut and bad language in later chapters) (updated weekly)

As a Guardian Angel, it's Arthur's job to protect humans from harm. But when he's struck by lightning and crashes in an alleyway in NYC, it takes has-been hero Alfred Jones to get him back on his wings. While Arthur heals from his injuries, he discovers that his hero perhaps means more to him than other humans, and learns that Alfred has his own wounds to overcome.

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

In Hetlia High, there were unspoken laws that made up the school's popularity system. Punishments for breaking the laws were severe. Arthur Kirkland broke two of these commandments. "Dude, Arthur's a punk AND he's friends with the Bad Touch Trio?" "Oh man, Al's gonna be pissed."

Arthur Kirkland is an English Prince, but he can't do much with his title in 14th century Scotland, caught in the midst of a brutal war, disguised as a servant and under the unofficial "ownership" of an ambitious Scottish Lord. Going from the life of pampered noble to a lowly pauper is no easy feat, nevermind that his lord is angry, irritable and about the craziest man on earth.

-Extended Hiatus/Discontinued-

'After much deliberation I have decided to write a journal- not a bloody diary!- in order to retain some sanity in my life. Sanity such as ignoring my perverted frog of a boss' advances, and not daydreaming about that young American chap my brothers seem intent on setting me up with.' Birthday fic for LucyMoon1992

Based on the concept of Bonnie and Clyde. Two lovers saunter through nameless towns. They embrace each other and bathe in the the sins of their crimes. True love doesn't always come with a happy ending. Character Deaths.

Alfred is an American spy hiding out in Nazi-occupied France, and when he gets shot at and wounded after getting sold out, he finds himself crashing into the barn of a beautiful young… lady? Written for Day 6 of the USUK Summer Camp 2012. USUK, Historical!AU.

After meeting at boarding school, Alfred and Arthur became unlikely friends and then lovers. Now, they'll face their sophomore year in America and all the challenges that come with being young, famous, and madly in love. Sequel to Invitational Year.

He hasn't heard from England in a while and America is worried. He goes to check up on his friend and meets someone he never expected to see: teenage England. Which is awesome and all, but can teen!Iggy really replace HIS England?

When Arthur turned fourteen, he discovered something that changed his life. He was a changeling, a faerie left behind in place of a stolen child. But after four years of hiding his secret, he meets Alfred, who may be the key to unraveling his past. USxUK.

USUK, AU. Alfred is a cowboy, a bounty hunter, whatever pays - but he always does what is right. When a man named Arthur saves his life, Alfred finds himself indebted to a stranger. Sometimes, what is right is not so clear.

England has been dead for a hundred years, his islands sunken into the sea because of tsunami. But now the island is emerging from the ocean again. Will it give America back his lost love? One-shot

USUK, some Franada. After Arthur is blinded in an accident, his social life becomes all but nonexistent. One day, though, his old friend Francis introduces him to a man named Alfred. . . . Two-shot, AU.

Arthur lost control of his own life the moment he showed the Signs. Every decision was left up to destiny. It has never truly bothered him up until this moment, when he cannot even choose his own mate. Sci-fi, "Dune"-based AU. Rated M for non-graphic sex.

The US government's witness protection program has never had a witness die while under its protection. After innocent civilian Arthur Kirkland witnesses a murder ordered by the Vargas mob, will a hero's protection be enough to keep the record clean?

It's their 50th wedding anniversary and America picked for them to renew their vows in Las Vegas-England knew this was not going to end well, not with a slew of drunk nations, a hotel shaped like a castle and an Elvis impersonator mucking everything up.

In a world where your heart is visible, would you be vulnerable enough to show yours? Oneshot, USUK, Human names used. Better than it sounds, trust me.

De-anoning from the kink meme. At sixteen, Arthur Kirkland is his eldest brother's squire, always pushed around and left to do the dirty work. But when he accompanies his brothers for his first ever adventure, he finds he's in for the ride of his life.

When, and why, England stops seeing America as a child. US/UK

HPDM slash, sequel to A Reckless Frame of Mind. Draco and Harry now face the might of the Ministry in an attempt to discover who cast the Cassandra Curse on Harry. Add in Harry’s trust problems, and it’s a good thing Draco’s confident. COMPLETE