Non-canon Doylehide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Sherlock. I am practising creative writing and thus aim at wasting as much of your time as possible. Such an honour. *nod* Yes, it will be a time well wasted. If reading things while chewing on some food and keeping your feet at the desk is time well spent in your mental lexicon, which in mine sure is. But I'm a college student who only wakes up to the joys of non-fresh coffee. I do enjoy strange things. Fandoms to make use of as of yet: Hetalia/Hetaoni Sherlock Harry Potter Batman |
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Another Chance by melliemellie reviews
How episode 5's villain route shoulda ended
Batman: The Telltale Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2018 - Published: 5/16/2018
Why'd You Do It by melliemellie reviews
Bruce took a bullet for John and John wants to know why. (Apparently Telltale Batman doesn't have a category on here so I've had to put it here instead)
Batman: The Telltale Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2018 - Complete
Lovercape by all u need is books reviews
Cape of Levitation x Stephen Strange? I really don't know. I swear, it started as a joke. oneshot, light & happy.
Doctor Strange - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2017
It's Not What It Looks Like by Danzinora Switch reviews
"Spock?" Kirk asked with the best poker face he could muster. "Am I… interrupting anything?" Spock's eyes widened. "It's not what it looks like." Rated T for misinterpretations. No slash whatsoever. Happy 50th Anniversary, all Star Trek fans!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2016 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
L'Histoire du Goule by Paranoidgirl reviews
A series of short vignettes concerning LaCroix and Mercurio.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2016 - Prince S. LaCroix, Mercurio - Complete
Legendary by KaraStorm reviews
Kirk & Spock early friendship story. The five year mission has just begun and already Kirk has to replace his first officer. Trading his gregarious old friend Gary Mitchell for the aloof and enigmatic Mr. Spock will take some getting used to. Fortunately for Kirk, the dangers of space provide good opportunities to get to know your shipmates. COMPLETE
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,396 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 4/14/2015 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock, OC - Complete
Two of a Kind by UndeadSpacewalker reviews
"You're a stick in the mud with a stick up his arse! That's a stick WITHIN a stick. We're encroaching on mystic recursive voodoo territory here, Batsy. But...aw, shucks." He clasped his hands to the side and looked up at his nemesis adoringly. This should stick in the Bat's gullet. "You know I'd follow you anywhere. I hate AND love you for it." [pre-slash]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,465 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 11/25/2014 - [Bruce W./Batman, The Joker]
Say Goodnight, Batbrain by UndeadSpacewalker reviews
"Let them go, Joker." That oh so familiar gravelvoice that tickled beautifully aallll the way down Joker's spine. Especially when the Bat said his name, just like that."It's me you want." [pre-slash]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Bruce W./Batman, The Joker] - Complete
Rules and Regulations by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Other people always seem to be in awe of Spock's perfect poise and control. But then, those people don't have access to his reports. Humor.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/28/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Why Vulcans Shouldn't Give Massages by Danzinora Switch reviews
To avoid the following scenario, all Vulcans should take note of what goes wrong whilst performing a massage. Humor, no slash, I was attacked by plot bunnies.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
My Smile Will Go On by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
In an effort to confine the inmates to Arkham Asylum, Bruce Wayne provides the funds for them to make their own version of the movie "Titanic." No one is prepared for the final result. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion, and for making the poster - enjoy! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,624 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Two-Face - Complete
Would You Rather by Celestial Alignment reviews
Captain Kirk, Dr. McCoy, and Mr. Spock enjoy an overly informative game of "Would You Rather..." Spock has trouble grasping the concept.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
I Hate to Ask by Sarah1281 reviews
Satine was told certain things about vampire limitations that she discovers, quite by accident, aren't exactly true. There's nothing for it but to go back to Mercurio and try to sort this out. He'd really rather she found someone else to ask because this is certainly going to be an awkward conversation.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Mercurio, Ventrue - Complete
Blame Bach by Sarah1281 reviews
After returning from Grout's mansion and being fairly certain that Nines killed him, the fledgling realizes that she likes Nines a lot more than she ever liked LaCroix and so decides to just not share that information no matter how hard LaCroix tries to pull it out of her.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Prince S. LaCroix, Ventrue - Complete
The SherlockBatman Affair by TotallyARealVampire reviews
Jim Moriarty and the Joker decide to swap rivals.
Crossover - Batman & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/19/2012 - The Joker, J. Moriarty
Spock The Question Dodger by SneverusSnapers reviews
Spock is reluctant to answer one of Kirk's questions...Set in Academy days if Spock was a roomate of Kirk. Humour.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Schattenjäger by Loving Companion Cube reviews
Sequel to Schattenspiel, VtM:Bloodlines. The Jester is dead, long live the Emperor! Nonetheless Prince Sebastian LaCroix still has enemies undermining his position and some of them are not Kindred. Beta Reader: Ivy till ch.17
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,156 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010
The Squire of Eros by Aldora89 reviews
An old nemesis pays a social call to the Enterprise just in time for the annual Valentine's Day party. But when the holiday-inspired antics turn dangerous, Jim is forced to confront his long-evaded desires regarding his first officer.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,962 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Officer Chunk, Security by sister-b reviews
Short one-shot about Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodline's "Security Stud." Mostly written because it stuck in my head that Chunk thinks of LaCroix as a "nice guy."
Vampire - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Very Perceptive Creatures by Farfalla reviews
In the wake of the tribble adventure, Kirk and Spock discover their feelings for each other in the face of LOTS of adversity. If you don't want to read a Kirk and Spock romance, the easiest way to do that is NOT CLICK.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Les Liaisons Dangereuses by Loving Companion Cube reviews
In cooperation with the lovely author sister-b! Sebastian LaCroix finds himself upset about the mockery by Jan Pieterzoon during public meeting and now he's visiting him eye on eye to take the Kindred from Europe back into his place. Warning: Creepy!
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Complete
Prince of the Night by sister-b reviews
Sebastian LaCroix, Prince of the Camarilla in Los Angeles, ponders on Kindred, his position above them, and the state of Kindred society in his city these nights. VtM:B one-shot.
World of Darkness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Vampire - Complete
The Big Three by Maelynn Meep reviews
A four-shot friendship piece on Kirk, Spock and McCoy's friendship. No slash! There will be four parts, three with just two of them and the last one with all of them. Very humor involved. Fluff.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Schattenspiel by Loving Companion Cube reviews
Alternative version of the Prince ending in the game VtM:Bloodlines. LaCroix survives and his position as prince is weaker than ever, as not only the Anarchs conspired against him. Complete overhaul by Ivy.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,913 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
Above and Beyond the Call of Duty by Closet Scrawler reviews
Kirk must rescue Spock from a diplomatic... error. -Not slash-
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/25/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Biology by Pat Foley reviews
Spock discovers what his mother doesn't know about Vulcan biology. Chapter 3 up, and complete Holo series 0
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,575 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Spock, Amanda G. - Complete
Talk Sordid To Me by Kagedtiger reviews
A parody fic about why Kirk x Spock slash, tends to be weird and squicky. Here's a hint: because it's Spock. Please note: this intended parody applies only to TOS Spock and Kirk. New Spock, aka Sassy!Spock, can totally be sexed up all he wants.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Vulcans Tell No Lies by JayBee-Bug reviews
Bones n' Spock discuss that well known rumor that vulcans tell no lies. Just a little ficlet.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Away Missions 101 by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
That handy guide every Red-Shirt should read before embarking on their first, and probably last, away mission. Warning-VERY light SMc. If you blink, you'll probably miss it.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Insertion by Fyrie reviews
Lucius Malfoy runs into a strange creature in Knockturn Alley - “You’re not meant to try and kill me! I’m a self-insertion, dammit! You’re meant to fall madly in love with me because of my stunning good looks!”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/5/2003 - Lucius M., Severus S.
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Pipe down! reviews
During one of his official visits to the UK, Russia has his pipe stolen. He blames England, and ends up introduced to Sherlock Holmes, England's only hope to reconcile their relationship and solve the case. Of course, Ivan wouldn't mind humiliating him for the fun of it while England's pet detective is trying his best. He's only one human after all… Surely his infamous Russian(...)
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Russia, Sherlock H.
To B and not to D reviews
Ivan has a strange urge and, as usual, decides to go with the flow. However, he also has to bear the consequences, and it has everything to do with America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Russia - Complete