Blue cookiesSeriously
Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter. Name: Not telling you. Nickname: Blue Cookies. Seriously? This is cause I was hyper and thinking about cookies. Age: Hint, same age as Percy Jackson in the Lightning thief Gender: GIRL. DUH!!! Godly Parent: Um... Athena, Hermes, Hades, A hunter of Artemis, Hephestus, kind of Poseidon (Don't ask. I'm crazy) Mostly Hephestus. Birthplace: India. Fun. Appearance: Brown eyes, short, very curly, black and chocolate brown hair, light brownish, golden skin whatnot. Camp clothes: Orange t-shirt, jeans, Mortal clothes: jeans, black checked top Formal clothes: Black trousers, black top and a cardigan Night clothes: Jeans /trousers, a t-shirt Likes:Anything with sugar, reading, insane people, mates, PJO, Divergent, fanfictions ,not keeping still Date of Birth: 8th March. Personality: chatty mischievous, not popular, sporty, mentally ill, hyperactive, death and hell says I am ADHD, (WHICH I AM NOT) nerd, geeky ...you get it. UNIQUE. Dislikes:Keeping still, pink, dresses ANYTHING GIRLY, twilight, boring stuff. Hobbies: reading, fanfictions, falling out of windows, (or generally falling) miracle things happening to me, music, weaponery-knife throwing and stabbing (not kidding, did this), swords and dagger work, blowing up a city (BRISTOL) CHOCOLATE Quirks: Hyperactivity; ability to not keep still not even in sleep. You have no idea how many times I used to fall out of bed. Can usually be awake in night. Fears: ...dresses, pink, barbie dolls, falling out of windows (again) Fatal Flaw: Trust and loyalty (serious one) Strength: Anything dangerous, fast reader, crazy memory (can't remember what my homework is, but how many Greek gods in mythology) Weakness: Can't stop talking. But that can also be a good thing. Powers: Too many to count History: I was born (not going into detail how). And hell, yeah, I was different. Rebellious, and had a need for danger. Crazy and hyper. Best friends: death and hell, dauntless queen fangirlinggymnast(check out their stories, ) and two more Awesome people that do not have an account. Not yet, anyway. Enemies: EVERYTHING. Um...maybe not everything. Status: Status? Going to be a huntress or an Amazon, yeah! Good or Evil: Evil... *jumping up and down hyperactively with a dangerous look in eyes* Why? Don't know. Are you okay with dying? Yes. You die...and yeah. So? How would you like to die: Fighting, finding something important... Can you be emotionally hurt? Yep Can you be physically hurt? Nope. Could you be kidnapped? I doubt it. 1) Have you ever been asked out? No, all boys are only friends. 2)Where did you get your default picture? Haven't got one. 3) What's your middle name? I don't have one. My surname is technically my middle name. 4) Your current relationship status? Single! 5) Does your crush like you back? I don't have a crush 6) What is your current mood? Bored and hyper (does that count?) 7) What color of underwear are you wearing? Uhh.. i think grey , I'm not checking o_o 8) What color shirt are you wearing? Grey and Turquiose 9) Missing something? Candy and cake from the last birthday party :P 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? The last science lesson; this time we blow up the whole science block instead 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Bird or a dragon, or a metallic dragon (I don't think that count) 12) Ever had a near death experience? Homework. Car crash. injuries. Yep, and more. 13) Something you do a lot? Read books and fanfics eat anything with sugar, coffee, falling out of windows, generally falling. 14) The song stuck in your head? Soldatino by Paola Bennet. 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? IheartPercyJacksonBooks 16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? No idea. You ask weird questions. 17) When was the last time you cried? Not sure, but I remember tipping a bottle of water on my face to look like I was crying and it went down my shirt and I looked like I just had a bath. 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience No, I can barely get enough courage to sing to my best friends! 19) If you could have one super power what would it be? The power to do anything 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? I feel no attraction to boys. 21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? I don't go to Starbucks 22) What's your biggest secret? It's a secret!!!!!! 23) Favourite colour? Black, sea green, silver, gold 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? Yep, on cartoon network 25) What are you? A girl, a Percy Jackson, divergent and Harry potter fan, a fangirl, ...list goes on... 26) Do you speak any other language? I used to speak fluent German, learning Arabic, French and Spanish. 27) What's your favorite smell? Bakery...mmmm 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Insane. 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? No I've never even kissed! 30) What are you thinking about right now? Chocolate. 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My brother 33) Do you like working in the yard? Depends 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Jackson. Maybe. 35) Do you act differently around the person you like? I told you this! I don't have a crush! 36) What is your natural hair color? Somewhere between black, chocolate and apparently cherry red. 37) Who was the last person to make you cry? My brother. 38) What should you be doing? Homework. My Godly Parent ZEUS You like being in charge. (sometimes) 40% Zeus. Okay... POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 50% Poseidon. Nice! HADES You’re not that much of a people person. 80% Hades. Get in! DEMETER You own a garden. 40% That's surprising. ARES You often start fights. (does yelling count?) You never back away from a fight. (depends) 55% Worrying. ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. 90% *Punches air with fist* APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. 10% This is BAD. HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. (I am friends and enemies. What do you call them? Frenemies or something?) 95% Whoop, whoop! HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. 95% Cool. :) APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. 0% Phew! HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. (Hmm... never tried) 90% DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. Need A Laugh? The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. I didn't fall, I was just testing gravity. Yep, still works. Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way. I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face. - If you fall, Ill be there. -Floor Making your friend laugh when they are reading to the class. - Laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal. - That awkward moment when you gently toss your phone on your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock down 2 lamps, and kill a cat. - That moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation. 100 stupid things people ( Make the ones you have done bold!) 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out. 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jam 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (it was HORRIBLE!) 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. ( I foind a kangaroo dancing with an ostrich!) 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 100. And didn't realise number 13 and 59 were skipped! Against Racism This happened on TAM airlines. A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man. Visibly furious, she called the air hostess. "What's the problem, ma?" the hostess asked her "Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't seat here next to him. You have to change my seat" - "Please, calm down, ma" - said the hostess The hostess left and returned some minutes later. "Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy class. And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued "Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class. And turning to the black man, the hostess said: "Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class..." And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet." SHARE IF YOU ARE AGAINST RACISM! Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in home room? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too. THINGS TO DO WHILE AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you I am really trying to imagine you with a personality. Oops, I can't Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot! Percy Jackson Quotes: “Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot." “Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned. "Which one is me?" I asked. “The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important." “Dreams like a pod cast, “What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?" “I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.” “You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?" “Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.” “Can you surf really well, then?" “Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?” “God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! “Percy: Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right? “After ward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.” “Braccas meas vescimini!"I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!” “Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked. “We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again.” “Monkey bar," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure.” “Now, come over here so I can pat you down." “The throne rumbled. A wave of gale-force anger slammed into me. “Remind me again-why do you hate me so much?" “Hercules,huh? Percy frowned. "That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is.” “I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?" “Very slowly using two fingers, Annabeth drew her dagger. Instead of dropping it, she tossed it as far as she could into the water. “Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!” “Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.” “Hey, can I see that sword you were using?" “He was slumped over, blood trickling from the side of his mouth. I shook his furry hip, thinking, No! Even if you are half barnyard animal, you're my best friend and I don't want you to die!” “Argh!" Thalia pushed me, and a shock went through my body that blew me backward ten feet into the water. Some of the campers gasped. A couple of the Hunters stifled laughs. “I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!” “It's okay,” he said. “We're together.” He didn't say you're okay, or we're alive. After all they'd been through over the last year, he knew that the most important thing was that they were together. She loved him for saying that.” Aphrodite: "Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?" Percy: "Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?" Aphrodite: "Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart." "Something was wrong with Luke," Annabeth muttered, poking at the fire with her knife. "Did you notice the way he was acting?" "He looked pretty pleased to me," I said. "Like he'd spent a nice day torturing heroes." "That's not true! There was something wrong with him. He looked...nervous. He told his monsters to spare me. He wanted to tell me something." "Probably, 'Hi, Annabeth! Sit here with me and watch while I tear your friends apart. It'll be fun!'" "If you're not going to eat it, can I have your diet coke can?" - Grover "If there's one thing, I've learnt over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it," - Hermes "I had this accident with a revolutionary War Cannon. I wasn't aiming for the school bus, but I got expelled anyway," - Percy "I could hear them whispering, Son of Sea God, Son of Sea God. It's great when you're a celebrity to squids." - Percy "You drool when you sleep," - Annabeth "I sort of fell." "Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet?!" "Your catching me too, superman. But I ain't holding your hand." - Leo Valdez. "You can't burn me," - Leo Valdez "Don't know what demi means, but I'm not feeling too godly. You guys feeling godly?" - Leo Valdez "She's got make-up. It's a miracle!" - Leo Valdez "His name is Bores? What is he, god of Boring?" - Leo Valdez "Can we just call them Storm Spirits? Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks!" - Leo Valdez "See lady, this is what happens to snow in Texas. It. Freaking. Melts!" - Leo Valdez. "I'm going to free-plant you hard, Leo-style!" - Leo Valdez "Vulcan?!? I don't even like STAR WARS!" - Leo Valdez "I try very hard to be annoying. Don't insult my ability to annoy," - Leo Valdez "Frank!" Annabeth's ears were as red as strawberries. "We came down here to talk. We fell asleep. Accidently. That's it." "Kissed a couple of times," Percy said. Annabeth glared at him. "Not helping!" "This is Leo. I'm the ...what's my title? Am I like the admiral or Captain or..." "Repair Boy." "Very funny, Piper," "Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie," - Jason "I'll walk down to the cabins and Connor and Travis are stealing stuff from the camp store, Silena is arguing with Annabeth and trying to give her a makeover and Clarrise is still sticking new kids' heads in the toilet. It's nice that some things never change," - Percy "A girl starts trying to kill you, you know she's into you," Percy "Who knows girls? Give me a haywire dragon any day." "Where's the glory of repeating what other people have done?"- Luke "Just wondering how much I'm going for these days." Leo said," I mean, I understand not being as pricey as Jason or Percy, but am I like worth, like, two Franks, or three Franks?" How you know if you are addicted to Percy Jackson: You wonder if strawberries were grown by nymphs, satyrs, gods, or half-bloods It is the only reason you are interested in St. Louis Arch, the Parthenon, Hoover Dam, or any other local architecture (My parents are suspicious,) You throw sand dollars in Hudson Bay, or any other river or lake. You scream at camp fires to see if they get any bigger (Um...okay...) If you say powerful names, you glance at the sky in fear You swear on the River Styx You tell the doorman of the Empire State building that you need to go to the 600th floor (That would be hilarious. Imagine the doorman's face.) You rub statue's feet You classify everyone you meet as mortal, Demigod, or a satyr (And teachers in wheelchairs as centaurs) You see giant dogs and you run for cover You look for magical camps on Long Island You call for hippocampi when you are at the beach You say hi to trees (One of my best mate named her tree Grover.) You step on cow poop and assume Hera hates you (Never been there, don't really want to) You see another sacred animal and see it as a sign You wave to the sun or moon (Moon, yes!. The sun...not so much) You make sure that if you see a pretty girl she doesn't have weird legs (That would be just...disturbing) You look for tattoos for birds on people's neck (huh?) You curse the Fates (With my crazy life, sometimes) You swear in Latin or Greek (If I knew any) You walk around with a pen in your hand and tell people, "You don't see a sword, you see a pen," (And they say, I know) You must have a dam t-shirt You eat enchiladas as much as possible (even if you don't like them) just because Grover did You say you are a half-blood when you're really not You take the simplest things in the world and decide either the gods are at work or its related to PJO You look for Pan in your local park You chant Maia at a new pair of shoes just in case they work (Hmmm...might try this) When you feel the need to burn something for the gods (I generally like burning things) You paint your jeans You pretend your old Pokemon cards are really mythomagic cards You pay with mortal money and claim it to be gold drachmas You use the term "Oh my Gods" instead of "Oh my god" like normal people You blame the mist when people don't understand what you are doing or saying You suspect your evil maths teacher is a fury - preferably Alecto (LOL) You tell your mother you are joining the army because Ares told you to (This I might have a go at) You call the class geek/nerd 'Athena Spawn' You get excited when you see a character's in TV in, some film or in real life. You never litter so the nymphs/dryads don't dump mud or creepy-crawlies in your bed You stalk Rick Riordan' webpage like a creeper, and check the Percy Jackson facebook page for more information about the series You refuse to eat anything that isn't blue You say "What the Hades?" when shocked or angry (Okay, I do this) You ask your teacher if a trip to the underworld can be organised (I am so going to do this) You -pretend to- faint when someone asks, "Who's Percy Jackson?" (My best mates did this ) You pray to Athena for a test you didn't revise for You say, "Come on, Hermes, give it back!" when something goes missing (Hermes must really like taking my things) You suddenly like/dislike haikus and are reminded of Apollo if you see one You went on Google maps and searched up Camp Half Blood (OKAY GONNA TRY THIS) MORE REASONS YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN: 1. You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it! (I would, if I could ) 2. You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant! (I haven't been to a Mexican restaurant. When I do, this can be done!) 3. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail! X 4. You know which pages the good parts are on! X 5. You suddenly hate thunderstorms! X 6. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear! 7. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary! (I don't have a dog) 8. You start figuring out who your godly parent is! X 9. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again! X 10. You have a plan to get out of school early on October 8th so you can buy The House of Hades , read it, and still have time to do your homework! X 11. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards! (I will next time) 12. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes! X 13. You start spelling character names out of your spelling words! X 14. You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them! X 15. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information! X 16. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue! X 17. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it! X 18. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”! X 19. On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument! (I've never gone there) 20. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat! X 21. You dream about PJO every night! X 22. You curse a god/goddess a lot! X 23. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room! 24. You know PJO better then most sane people! X 25. You have links to every great PJO site! X 26. You add things to the list every day! X 27. You know what you would do if you were Percy! X 28. You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!)! X 29. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future! X 30. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work! X 31. For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood! 32. Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'! 33. You are trying to learn Greek! X 34. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip! X 35. Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek! 36. You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes! X 37. You have an instant crush on Nico! (He's just one of my favourite characters) 38. You just have to research more about greek mythology! X 39. You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT! X 40. You want to learn Latin! X 42. You copy/paste this onto your profile! X 43. About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over! (I don't have that many fics) 44. You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to! X 45. You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO! X 46. Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree! X 47. A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed! X 48. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them! X 49. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess! 50. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this! X 51. You were so busy reading that you missed number 41! X 52. You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list! X 53. You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things! X 54. You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth! X 55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO ( I do this all the time, ...)! X 56. You put an X next to everything you do above! X Even more reasons you Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… -There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” X -Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. X -When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. X -You burn food to see if it smells good. X -You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” X -Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. X (I did this for the Spanish family tree homework. One of my best mates did Leo Valdez cause he's Spanish anyway.) -You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… X -You sometimes try to control water. X -You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. X -Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. X -You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. X -You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. -Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. X -You are a PJO character for Halloween. (Not yet!) -Recite lines randomly from the books. X -When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!) X -Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. -You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. X (Yep!) -You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. X -You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. -That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. X -In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" X -You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" X -When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" X -You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. X -You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies X -And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. X -You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time! X -You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. X -You give all your siblings god parents X -You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. X -You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. -You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. X -You still think Thuke could happen. X -You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. X -You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. X -You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!) X -You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. X -You X everything you do above! X NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast! NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings! NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid! NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms! NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation! NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile! The Percy Jackson Oath I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride" I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone that doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes by my car I promise to remember The Stolls when my home is beginning to unsettle. I promise to remember Beckendorf whenever I see someone working with metal I promise to remember Silena Whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Micheal Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames. I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos Whenever I see someone go against the odds Yes, I promise to remember PJO Wherever, I may go. Heroes of Olympus Pledge I promise to remember Jason whenever someone forgets something... I promise to remember Piper whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents... I promise to remember Leo when I see someone run away... I promise to remember Annabeth when someone misses someone... I promise to remember Percy when I see someone refuse to give up... I promise to remember Hazel when I see someone who has made a hard decision... I promise to remember Frank when someone is different then expected to be... I promise to remember Reyna when I see a leader... I promise to remember Octavian when I see a ripped toy... I promise to remember Don the Faun when someone asks me for money... I promise to remember HoO wherever I may go... The Olympian Pledge: I promise to remember Ares Each time I hear of World War II And I promise to remember Athena Whenever I hear of a loom I promise to use the internet For Hermes' sake of course And I promise to remember Poseidon Whenever I ride a horse I promise to remember Zeus Whenever lightning fills the sky And I promise to remember Hera Every time a guy makes a girl cry I promise to remember Aphrodite Whenever I see a girdle made of gold And I promise to remember Apollo When the sun is very bold I promise to remember Artemis When the moon shines in the night And I promise to remember Hades When something gives me a fright I promise to remember Demeter Whenever a daughter moves away And I promise to remember Hephaestus When someone never gets their way I promise to remember Dionysus When I am at a party And I promise to remember Hestia When someones smile is very hearty Yes I promise to love The Gods Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Olympians know! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile. If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is. If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stared at the computer screen, waiting for an email, because you have gone nowhere all day, copy this onto your profile. If you are random, copy this onto your profile. If you like the crazy saying, "has anyone gotton crazy with the mayonnaise?" copy this onto your profile. If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste all this into your profile! XD |
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