Me: Okay,Um Ello there. I am The Darkend Albino. Whoooo! Hey,wheres my creepy music?

Freakshow: Um,oh yea.(pops cassette in cassette player)

Music: Dun dun dummmm...

Me: Don't ask me where I got a cassette player,but I did get Freakshow from Nickalodean. He was on Danny Phantom two times.

Audience: Oh...Albino. O.O

Freakshow: Albino? I'm not an albino.

Me: Yes,you are that's where I got the inspiration for my Pen Name. So,HA! Albino.

Freakshow: (mumbles darkley)

Me: There you go with the mumbling. Your worse then my 21-year-old brother. -_-;

Freakshow: (evil glare)

Me: (evil glares back)

Freakshow: (pouts)

Me: Anyway...I make fan fics of...stuffs. We'll as you probubly already guessed I will be making alot of fan fics of dis guy. (pokes Freakshow with a stick)

Freakshow: Stop that.

Me: Never! Um,yea. In my plan to take over FanFiction,I mean to post stuff on FanFiction. O.o

Freakshow: Smooth. (sarcasim)

Me: (grrrr) Anyway,in my plans will be a "Freakshow Trilogy" complete with a Prologe book,sort-of like The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. In my "Freakshow Trilogy" I will be writing about what might happen if Freakshow became a half-a like Danny and Vlad.

Freakshow: Sounds cool.

Me: Yeppers. And I will also be writing a "Children of the Carribean" fic. It's about the sons of daughters of charries from Pirates of the Carribean. Don't ask me when that will be out 'cause I have'nt completly thought out the plot yet...

Freakshow: Wow,what a fan fic master. (sarcasim)

Me: (grrrr) (kicks Freakshow in shin)

Freakshow: OW! HEY!

Me: Ha! Ha! And I will also be doing some,wait chuck that,ALOT of crossovers. They sound fun. :)

Freakshow: And who's going to be in these crossovers.

Me: You! D'uh.

Freakshow: Oh,great. -_-;

Me: Yeah,uh that's about it. Here's some info on me. I'm a girl. I am 14. I'm NOT the albino. Freakshow is. (pokes Freakshow) And I love Pizza Begals. My favorite book series are Warriors by Erin Hunter, A series of Unfortunete Events,Guardians of Ga'hoole, and The Eragon Trilogy. Those are just some random book series I like. You MUST read Fire Bringer,The Good Dog by Avi,The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents and Child of the Wolves. I'm going to read The Sight soon. It's from the author of Fire Bringer and I'm currently reading The Wee Free Men whitch is from the author of The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents. So far it's funny and very interesting. I go on Neopets everyday. My accounts are lostonpetpetisland,warriorcatslover,thebenifitofmrkite,rocketdogs_rescue,pakelmarlettis,and mythbusters_fan. I'm obessesed with CARTOONS! I luff Danny Phantom,of course! (pokes Freakshow) But my favorite cartoon is Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. I also luff Avatar:The Last Airbender,Camp Lazlo,My Gym Partner's a Monkey,Fairy Oddparents,The Simpsons,Futarama,Ben 10,Spongebob Squarepants,Jimmy Nuetron(sp?)and Xialin Showdown. I don't like Ed,Edd,and Eddie or Billy and Mandy that much but I LOVE the random things Ed says and of course,FredFredBurger. Who does'nt:) I am an avid Roleplayer. I roleplayed Warrior Cats, a Pokemon Trainer,a Wild Horse,a dragon,Wolves,and I have roleplayed Freakshow before.

Freakshow: She's creepy good at it. O.O

Me: (Evil Glare) Ta ta for now. :)

Quotes:

Me: WAIT! We forgot teh quotes.

Freakshow: Not the Quotes.

Me: Hooray the Quotes! Here they are:

Let's wonder down yonder.-Ashley (moi friend)

Don't genius live in a lamp?-Patrick Star(Spongebob Squarepants)

I am women hear me roar!-Felicia(another friend)

A kingdom fit for a Freak. And a Freakdom fit for a King!-Freakshow(Danny Phantom)

Oh,tsatake(sp?) mushrooms.-Ashley again :)

I EAT EVIL! FOR BREAKFEST!-Crimson Chin(Fairy Oddparents)

Don't lisen! It's an illusion..like time.-Me telling my Sheltie not to lisen to fireworks.

Oh a giant mushroom! I hope it's friendly.-Sokka(Avatar)

Why's Toph on fire? O.o-Sokka,don't worry guys Toph was'nt really on fire.

You must cut down this tree using...A HERRING!-Knight who say Ni(Monty Python's the Holy Grail)

Squieeeeeee!-Waffle(Catscrath(sp?)

For the love of Tamoshatah!-Gordon(Catscrath(sp?)

I'd have all the money in the world if I was a heathey girl.-my little sister singing "If I was a Rich girl"

Chanting in unison. Chanting in unison. Chanting in unison.-Monks at Shan Gri Lllama(Jimmy Neutron)

(Sheen trys to catch a koi but pulls on a wire and breaks a satiliette dish) So much for watching lady wresaling on pay-per veiw.-Karate Teacher (Jimmy Neutron)

I like to call it Pray-per veiw.-Ned Flanders(Simpsons)

It's all that I can e.t.c-Homer Simpson,I don't know to spell e.t.c so I'll keep it shortend

TASTY YUM YUMS!-Me telling the dogs it's Dinner time :)

Kiss my shiney metal ass.-Bender(Futerama(sp?))

This chair a real pain in the...what's it called...oh yea,lower back.-Bender

(riding on a hippity-hop like animal) It's time for me to become a man. WEEEEEE!-Fry(Futerama)

You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. YOU'RE IN ONE!-Barbossa(POTC 1)

Look what I got! Look what I got! (falls down,gets back up) GOT IT! I gotta jar of Di-rt. I gotta jar of Di-rt and guess what's inside it!-Jack Sparrow(POTC 2)

Where's thump-thump!-Jack Sparrow

It's Kraaaaaaken with a long a.-guy from POTC. Don't know his name so I call him Poppet.:)

The monkey's got my eye! Ah,don't bite it!-another guy from POTC. I don't know his name eitheir so I call him Pokey.:)

Look! (shots monkey) An undead monkey!-Jack Sparrow

Moo cows. O.o-Ashley strikes again!

Oompah! Loompah! Doopaty Dee! I am a Pirate can't you see?-song by me,dedicated to the Midget Pirate from POTC

If you build it nerds will come. o.O-guy from Benchwarmers

Son of a NUTCRACKER!-Buddy from Elf

Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut. -Guy from Best in Show

This? This is a fish. This is a fish! You know what? Just shut up. -Crazy girl from Best in Show :)

I didn't ask for your opinion. I asked for a toy that you don't have! -Same Crazy girl. LOL!

So you are Yuri the trainer who trains? -Inspector Clousseau(The Pink Panther)

A couple of Damburgers.-Inspector Clousseau

I am getting goose pimples.-Guy from Rat Race

You Stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa.-Buddy(ELF)

You sit on a throne of LIES.-Buddy!

This place reminds me of Santa's workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me. - Hooray for Buddy!

They're GINORMOUS! -B-U-D-D-Y. BUDDY:)

smilings my favourite-last buddy quote. I promise. 0:-)

-Danny-You lied to me!-Freakshow-Yes,yes I did. Yay me!-Danny Phantom and Freakshow :)

(looks at charging rhinos) I know how to solve this. JUMUNJI!(rhinos keep charging)Oh,it worked in the movie. :( -Homer Simpson

-Davy Jones-But I wonder, Sparrow: can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude, in your name, while you roam free?-Jack Sparrow-Yup. :)-POTC 2

Aye,Seaturtles.-Mr.Gibbs from POTC 1

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!" -Napolean Dynamite(D'uh! ;))

You got like three feet of air that time.-Napolean Dynamite

It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. -Take a guess... ;)

She said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.-Napolean Dynamite, la la la dee dah

Knock it off, Napoleon! Make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! -Grandma from Napolean Dynamite

Do the chickens have large talons? -My last Napolean Dynamite quote,Yay!

It was much more true than the truth would sound.-The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents

'What is a rat?' and Hamnpork had replied, Teeth. Claws. Tail. Run. Hide. Eat. That's what a rat is.'
Dangerous Beans had said, 'But now we can also say "what is a rat?"' he said.
'And that means we're more than that.'
'We're rats,' Hamnpork had argued. 'We run around and squeak and steal and make more rats. That's what we're made for!'
'Who by?' Dangerous Beans had said,-The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents

It's violent and educational, but mostly violent. YAAAAAAY VIOLENCE!-Timmy and his Dad(Fairy Oddparents) That is one of the best quotes in the world. :)

Cockroaches continue to show single-mindedness. Cosmo continues to show empty-mindedness.-Timmy

If I don't make it through this...(Cosmo and Wanda nod anxiously)tell my dad...(they nod again)he's weird.-Timmy

It took the plunger... THE WHOLE PLUNGER! Aah! So much clogging!-Cosmo talking about super toilet(Fairy Oddparents)

Hey, Muscles Magoo! Look at me! I'm fancy, and my long black hair flows in the wind! I'm strong, but I still lost my woman to an idiot!-Cosmo mocking Wandissimo(sp?)

Chunky Hunky! Monkey Chunky Hunky!-Cosmo teasing Wandissimo again. :)

-Timmy- Guys! Problem! I'm huge, I'm hurting people, and I'm misunderstood! -Cosmo-Just like the IRS!-LOL! Nice one Cosmo. :)

Let's get something straight! I'm not bright! Big words confuse me! I have the attention span of a rodent! and Wanda loves me anyway. THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR YOU!-Hooray for Cosmo!

You bet me for a nickel!-Wanda

Zappy fight! Oh, that's right: You don't have one!-Wanda

Oh blah, blah, blah...YOUR needs!-Wanda strikes again

If they survive, THEY'RE FAIRIES! If they don't, I HAVE TENURE!-Mr.Crocker

Go to your room! And don't come out until you learn respect for other people's property... or welding skills! Whatever comes first!-Timmy's Dad

Why do I have to eat mold merial while he's eating maffles?-Timmy's Dad! ZOMG:PPP

Warm? Green? Those are all the symptoms of steamed broccoli! Get the thermometer and the salad shooter!-Timmy's Dad. Yay!

Wow! A Timmy Turner action figure! With thumb-sucking action!-Chester (That's all the Fairy Oddparent's quotes I'll put up for now. If you REALLY want one up send me a message with the quote in it)

Once Kuzco fails school I'll become...wait, what'll I become? -Kronk(Emperor's New School)

-Yzma-Kuzco would rather become a rabbit, a llama, or a frog before bowing down to you.
-Kronk-Hasn't he already become all of those things? -Emperor's New School

I'll turn him into a flea. A tiny, helpless flea. And I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box in another box. Then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, (laughs maniacally) I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! (Knocks over the potion, which makes a plant explode) Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this! -Yzma(Emporer's New Groove)

Um, what's with the chimp and the bug?-Kuzco(Emperor's New Groove)

I don't need any calming tea! I need to capture the Avatar!-Zuko(Avatar)

-Katara-I bet you wouldn't be so bossy if you kissed a girl.-Sokka- I've kissed a girl. You just haven't met her.-Katara-Who, Gran-Gran? I've met Gran-Gran.-Avatar

-Sokka-Guys, wait! This was in my dream! We shouldn't go to the market.-Katara- What happened in your dream? -Sokka-Food EATS people!-Katara and Aang-... -Sokka- Also, Momo could talk! (to Momo) You said some very unkind things. -Avatar conversation,Sorry,if it's a bit messed up(points to bolded and un-bolded letters) (shruggs)

My honor, my throne, my country. I'm about to lose them all... -Zuko(Poor Zuzu :( )

-Aang-Hey, that cloud looks like a fluffy bunny!-Villager- You'd better hope that's not it. The fluffy bunny cloud symbolizes death and destruction. -Avatar(Oh,I see a bunny cloud O.o)

The Reality Gauntlet. Never heard of it.-Freakshow ( ;) wink,wink)

When I said "minions" I meant it as a term of endearment. Like,"I love my minions."-Freakshow

(Back to Avatar quotes) In the darkest time, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength-Uncle Iroh being philosophical :)

-Katara-(Sigh) This is just going to be a bunch of guys chucking rocks at each other, isn't it? -Sokka- That's what I paid for.- A-V-A-T-A-R. Booyah!

-Toph- What are you doing here, Twinkle Toes? -Aang- How did you know it was me? -Sokka- Don't answer to Twinkle Toes it's not manly!-Katara-You're the one whose bag matches his belt!

Zuko, please, my love, listen to me. Everything I've done, I've done to protect you. Remember this Zuko, no matter how things may seem to change, never forget who you are. -Zuko's Mom saying goodbye to her beloved son (Crys) :(

-Soldier 1- Hey! Did you throw that egg? -Zuko- No. -Soldier 1- Did you see who did it? -Zuko- No. -Soldier 2- Is that your favorite word? No? -Soldier 1- Egg had to come from somewhere. -Zuko- Maybe a chicken flew over.-LOL! Good one,Zuko.:)))))

-Toph- Who's Zuko? -Sokka:-Oh just some angry freak with a ponytail who's tracked us all over the world. -Katara- What's wrong with ponytails, Ponytail? -Sokka- This is a warrior's wolf-tail. -Katara- Well it certainly tells the other warriors that you're fun and perky.-F.Y.I Sokka,Zuko cut his ponytail. (sticks out tounge)

-Zuko- It's only a matter of time before I run into Azula again. I'm going to need to know more advanced firebending if I want to stand a chance against her. I know what you're gonna say, she's my sister and I should be trying to get along with her... -Iroh-No, she's crazy, and she needs to go down.-Booyah! Tell it like it is Iroh:)))))))

(on top of mountain,during a lightning storm,yelling at the sky,long story)You've always thrown everything you could at me! Well I can take it, and now I can give it back! Come on! STRIKE ME! You've never held back before!-Zuko POOR ZUZU! (crys again)

The sign says kitchen, but my heart says jail.-Poor Spongebob

Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face.-Spongebob

(Holding Mermaidman's belt) For 65 years this belt has stopped the fall of nations. And pants.-Spongebob

Squidward, you're steaming! You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.-Spongebob

Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.-Spongebob

Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.-Patrick Star

Pardon my French but, GET THIS THING OFF ME!-Patrick Star

Me thinks it's mutton-tastic!-Patrick Star

East? I thought you said weast!-Patrick Star

Flats was the real victim here. A victim of a society that's riding down a violent road to nowhere, a road I like to call, Violence Road.-Spongebob

Imaaagination." (Makes a rainbow with his hands)-Spongebob. :B

Once there was this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin...-Spongebob

Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you're not in a coma!-Spongebob

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for affordable comestibles. WHO WILL JOIN ME!-Plankton

Come back, you porous freak!-Plankton

This is my lab! (Labrador dog barks) And this is my laboratory!-Plankton

Victory, thy name is Plankton!-Take a guess

SpongeBob! Come in here! Or should I say RobotBob...Sponge...ChefPants long pause I put the brain in the robot you know.-Plankton

No need to be alarmed, SpongeBob. Your teachings have transformed me. Besides, I have checks...with little poodles on them!-Hooray for Manray!

I like Potatos.-Edwardo(Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)

I like chocolete milk!-Cheese(Fosters)

(to dog) Bye,bunny!-Cheese

-Frankie-Bloo! You flooded the house. -Bloo-Yeah,but Bendy stole a cookie!-Foster's

-Wilt-Who you gonna call?-Coco-Co coco!-Wilt-They've been out of buisness for years.-Foster's

-Wilt-What can we catch ghost with?-Edwardo-A potato sack.-Wilt-A potato sack? Okay. I don't know what movie you were watching. Where can we get one anyway?-Edwardo-(takes out potato sack)-Wilt-Why are you carrying around a potato sack.-Edwardo-(shrugs) I like potatos.-Foster's

Oh,crappit!-Me

Oh,shittles.-my friend Ashley or someone else

-Rachel-Come closer.-Me-Okay. O.o-Rachel-(trys to bite my hand and turn me into a vampire) -Me-(get's up scraps back of foot,points to Rachel and screams,points to my friend Ashley's scary boyfriend and screams)-This is real life. Booyah! B)

I am a Were-sheltie!-Me in my Warrior cats guild. I am a Were-Sheltie you know. ;)

-Me-Dad,if you go on that swing it will snap and break and I will laugh at you.-Dad-No it won't and you would'nt laugh at me. (goes on swing and it breaks)-Me-Ha! Ha! Ha! Haaaaa!

I don't choke only because I have Four Esophaguses. One: Throat : Mortal food; 2: Windpipe: chokes on everything; 3: Charlietta: eats food only to be forced down; 4: Tesishis: eats immortal food that mortals cannot-Achilles, a person in a Neopet's guild called Trom H.Q

What do you think Barbossa was doing at her place? ;) (wink,wink)- Me,people who saw the end of POTC 2 will get this

But I like the cookie.-Hammy from Over The Hedge

But I like the rum.-What Hammy would say if he was a Pirate

-Ashley-(whispers to sleeping Taylor)Taylor...(Taylor's eye pops open) -Ashley-Ah!-LOL!

-Feather-(to Freakshow)Hello you Freaky Albino.-Freakshow-Hello,you freaky rper.-Random moment at my Warrior cats guild,Feather's a person in it

-Hermione-Accio sword. (sword flys out of Barbossa's hand) Whose the mean pirate now? -Barbossa- Mean Pirate,huh? (takes out gun and points it a Hermione) That'll still be me. -another random moment :)

Now to end all these mind-numbing quotes with:

THE BIKINI BOTTUM NATIONAL ANTHEM!

O Bikini Bottom, we pledge our hearts to you
As faithful as deep as true as blue!
Bikini Bottom we love you!

Ta ta! x)