Wolbachiahide bio
 I'm not much of a writer. I'll admit that I do write on occasion, but never fanfiction. This account is, so far, only for the purpose of reviewing others' work. I love slash, vampires, parasites, rats, math, reading, the smell of gasoline, nerdfighting, male singers with high-pitched voices, and everything orange. I dislike cake, sleep (but only in the sense that I dislike wasting my life doing it), black olives, shoes, and blue cheese. |
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In Memory of Lupe and Gregory Garcia by MiniFruitbat reviews
Trapped on a California freeway, Greg and Steve have a great idea. Too bad that's not the intended interview subject.
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/18/2010
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2791 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
Pushing Daises by mr. eames reviews
Kenny accepted the bad things in life rather easily. Until someone stole the notebook where he wrote, among other things, his love notes to Butters Stotch in. That was another story completely - his next death would probably be of embarrassment. Discontinued.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,628 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Not Like That by Jukebox Hound reviews
There's no such thing as a fairy tale ending. Oneshot, unrequited RxS.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Riku - Complete
Poem For Feet by Stupidfic reviews
meh, its DDR related
Dance Dance Revolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Cinderella by SoloMoon reviews
Uglies/Pretties oneshot. Years before Tally or Smoke, Maddy and Az try to teach a young David, each in their own ways.
Uglies - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2008 - David, Maddy, Az - Complete
It Broke by Cinvxten reviews
What do you mean it broke?" This had to have been a joke, no way he broke the bikini, right? He couldn't be that big... right? Maybe I'll just go see for myself.... Stan X Kyle oneshot. Rated M for "Mmmm, smut."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Momentary Lapse by Adriana DiVolpe reviews
Pairing: Cuddy/House/Wilson/Chase/Thirteen. Summary? You need one after reading that? Seriously, though. This is humour, not smut. Crackfic ahoy. Includes SLASH -House/Wilson- and FEMSLASH -Cuddy/Thirteen- .
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,182 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - L. Cuddy - Complete
A Blatant Ripoff by Ben Barrett reviews
Another jokefic. Stan catches Kyle doing something in the bathroom and the hilarity ensues. Style. Parody. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
All My Lovin by Against A Wall reviews
Kyle doesn't always like the choices Stan makes. Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Endless by eishi reviews
In South Park, nothing ever really changes, and Stan and Kyle discover that the hard way. StanKyle, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Weddings by Against A Wall reviews
Kenny muses on the weddings he's been to. Various Pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Kenny M. - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
All Your Base Are Belong to Us by Jukebox Hound reviews
ABANDONED. [Parody.] Cloud and Leon thought the destruction of their worlds was bad, but then, they'd never been drafted to teach Defense to Senseless English Wizarding Children by one Cunning Old Headmaster Who Should Be Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Avenging Angel by sillybella reviews
Edward's rebellious years. 19271931 A collection of oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
Shoot Your Mouth Off by Jukebox Hound reviews
[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Time by dragondark reviews
In space, Bean dreams. Set after Shadow of the Giant.
Orson Scott Card - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
I Never by Lizzey reviews
Sam and Dean get drunk and play a game. WINCEST
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Breaking Boundaries by sillybella reviews
Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Sparkles the Star and How Not to Pirate Stuff by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot, preKH. Not a crack!fic] The childhood promise that made Sora so determined to find Riku in the second game. Or, proof that Riku can be just as annoying as Sora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by sillybella reviews
This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
I'll Vote No by sillybella reviews
Inside Rosalie's head.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Fever by sillybella reviews
Bella is sick and Edward is worried.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 221 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Inspired Curiosity by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot PWP. Post KH2. Fluffy RxS yaoi.] Sora has some questions for Riku about the birds and the bees. And ninjas really are better than pirates.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by TDtheMagicMan reviews
Tweek has a dirty little secret. Something he does when nobody else is around. His own personal guilty pleasure. And boy does it bring him pleasure. He’d be so ashamed if anyone found out…
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Foster by CelticLady reviews
Lost of xover. Johnny finds leads into his past and decides to follow them. Dib is married to a psychic and is good friends with Zim. Squee is put into foster care. Gaz is nice. Jhonen is the crazy neighbor. Lots of drama, don't read if you don't like mom
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2005