THIS PICTURE IS OF MY COUSIN! ISN'T SHE PRETTY! ^_^

Last words before death: Hey guys, hold my beer and witch this!

There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out, and I'm one of them.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be miss quoted and held against you

Men are like bank accounts. Without money they don't have allot of interest.

Fact of life: Every one haves a Monday on a Tuesday, that's why the rest of the week says W T F

The world is going to Hell and I'm driving the bus

Those who live by the sword usually get shot by those who don't

I always show up late for class, but I make up for it by leaving early

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because your all the same

I use to be a life guard but some kid dying on the beach got me fired

Friendship is like peeing on your self. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth that it brings

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years

Love isn't hard, it's sarcastic

People say that you can't live without love, but I think that oxygen is more important

A man haves no chance against a girl, especially if that girls me

Judge me and I'll prove you wrong

Tell me what to do and I'll tell you off

Screw me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad

Call me a bitch and I'll show you one

When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't see it as a 'you had to be there' thing...

But more like a 'you have to be mentally retarded like us' thing.

If you wan to be me then you have to fallow these rules:

1: Make haters your motivators
2: If some one tells you what to do then tell them off
3. If some one calls you a bitch then show them one
4. Enjoy the little things, even if that little thing is beating the hell out of your enemies