Hey there Jesus and other friendly super heroes!

I see you've wandered on to my page.

-commercial guy voice-

You've made a huge mistake!

On this profile you will find Fan Fictions of:

Elfen Lied, because, who doesn't want to read about a girl with horns and light pink hair?

Ao No Exorcist, everything needs a little bit of Spawns from Satan.

My Candy Love, because everything needs a bit of confusing high-school romance.

Soul Eater, because well, who doesn't love when people turn into weapons?

Skyrim, because, everyone needs a bit of Dragonborn.

AND

Witchblade, because life needs a bit of women fighting with impeccable strength with a weapon created for them to destroy men with.

You can get this all from reading my stories.

-scratches back of neck- Well, that was stupid.

Well, I like cats. And Anime. And Ghost Town. And the fact that Twilight is basically necrophilia but no one else seems to notice it.

Cast behind the camera: You weren't supposed to say that

Well look at it! An emotionless girl falls for a dead man walking!

-bursts out into song-

You killed me when you leave me, now you're looking, at a dead man walking.

Killed me when you leave me not you're looking at a dead man walking.

Sorry about that..

Well then, where do I live? In the Shire making babies with Legolas while Gandalf shoots off fireworks.

I like cats, did I mention that?

What is my favorite color? ..Satan..

I am not Atheist, nor do I believe in Jesus or God. WHAT AM I?!

A Norsemen.

-looks at you with my thumb and index finger pinching my chin with a pedo smile on-

My friend Devon and I scream about people we can't have!

My friend Jadelyn and I are getting married!

My best friend Shannon and I have dated a lot of the same guys!

My friend Kurtis and I, everyone thinks he and I are dating!

My friend Jessie and I both draw A LOT of Anime!

I like trains.

-le no train-

WELL COME ON!

-walks off and puts Harry Styles in my spot, train finally comes-

..Oh...

Let's do it again! Someone get me Nial Whoran!

I act like 2D from Grorillaz a lot.

I'm not scene, emo, or whatever you want to call me.

I

Am

A

Turtle

Yes

My friends and I are random..

I have kittens next to my bed!

;3;

The babies are loud.

-holds up kitten-

BAAAAAABBBBBIIIIIEEEESSSSSSS

Yeah, that's enough randomness.

I like Metal, Alternative, Punk Rock, Techno, Nightcore (Gotta lovez' demz Nightcore)

Proper grammar is sexy, use it.

I am OCD.. All of my videogames are put in Alphabetical order and my controllers are in order from one-four, my 3-D glasses that go to my 3-d TV are in order from when we got them.

My Favorite Song as of Now?

Let It Burn by Red, the Nightcore Version.

I blow my candles out on 9-4, 4-5.

I do a lot of editing on my stories, especially at night.

My favorite animal(s) are Cats, and Pandas.

I have insomnia and am currently typing this at.. 2:31..?

My friend Tim should be on here, I'm now going to go on a seven year journey, to destroy the Ring, then go wandering for one hour to be found by Slenderman and Jeffrey, and they will bring me to Tim.

Baiii :3