On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.

A strange child has become interested in an even stranger lady. She comes and goes as she pleases, but his fondness for her always stays the same. He may be scrawny, but he would get her attention.

I woke up from death and came to living a second life as an ordinary civilian of Konoha. I try to avoid shinobi, but this universe doesn't want to keep it that way. It freaks me out a little. Self-Insert OC. Eventual romance.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome

A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.

You can't put a twenty-eight-year-old ridiculously competitive academic into one of the most prestigious clans containing more ridiculously competitive academics and expect nothing to go drastically wrong. [SI OC] {AU}

After dealing with the issues in Britain our favorite wizard leaves to escape it all. On advice from a friend he signs up to the cultural exchange program and now has to deal with lots of girls now after his heart. HarryxHarem

Lord Ghathrax of the World Eaters is summoned by a strange pink-haired girl after his army is massacred. Read about the brutal war that will ensue, and discover the truth behind the legendary prophecy of the Void Berserker. Based on Zero no Tsukaima events during the Albion War. Rated M for extreme violence, sexual content and occasional foul language.

Dying at the tender age of nineteen sucked. Being reborn In a doomed future. With a Pair of Rinnegan eyes, and an apocalypse bearing down on me. Sucked even more. And being born on Mindoir certainly didn't help matters. (Rated M for extreme blood and gore as of chapter ten, read at your own risk. Possible OCXFemshep.)

LT Nathan Briggs was on his way to N school before being transferred to Alliance HQ in Vancouver, on guard duty. Commander Shepard was probably one of the last people in the galaxy he wanted to meet. My take on ME3. Rated M for language, violence and suggestive themes. Also will contain some major character death.

A basilisk has its eyes and venom. A Dead Apostle has the near immortality and desire for blood. Wizards have their magic and wands. Magi have their magecraft. Heroic Spirits, their Noble Phantasm. What did Harry get? A tome filled with the most obscure knowledge in everything and anything magical in existence.

Because you have no idea how irritating hearing the thoughts of the people around you can get. Especially when they're concocting villainous plans and tend to mentally laugh manically. SI-OC. Yamanaka Kekkai Genkai Mutation!OC. Shikamaru/OC

She woke up on Ilos as a series of 1s and 0s. An Artificial Intelligence. Mass Effect is the last place a brand new AI wants to be and this one used to be a person. Who knows this should all be a game. Now on Book Two: Rebirth.

Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!

When the true nature of the Veil of Death is finally discovered, Harry and Luna embark on a journey unlike anything they could have possibly imagined. An authorized reimagining of Lightning among the Stars. "f*ck this is good! and fun! I don't want to read the story this is based on because nothing shall distract me from this!" - papiliokaze

A young woman gets abducted from our reality by Dark Eldar - how this is possible is a mystery. She struggles to stay alive, using her vast knowledge about the Dark Eldar society and her sharp mind as her greatest assets. Will she be interesting enough to be more than just a torture slave? It seems as if fate is smiling on her... or is someone smiling in particular...?

A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?

Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.

Sometimes even the tiniest bit of snow can set off an avalanche. Sometimes even small, seemingly unimportant events can change the course of history forever. And sometimes, meeting a snake can lead to falling in love with your worst enemy. Fate has always had it in for Harry Potter, hasn't it? (Grey!Harry, slow moving(!) TMRxHP Slash)

Talon had trained her, they had formed her into the killer that she was. She was deadly, ruthless. But there was one thing that broke her, and it was every time she gazed into Lena Oxton's eyes.

Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.

It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

While Shepard is closing in on Saren. Stories begin to spread among the pirates and slavers of the galaxy. Rumors of a nameless fear, of a creature, a demon wreathed in green armor. It and its allies appear from nowhere slughtering all who oppose them, then vanish without a trace. What is the purpose of this unknown faction... and what will they do next?

Harry and Sirius sent back in time by accident, in process they also face some side effects. Can they change the fate of the wizarding world ? Fem!Harry/ TR. Time travel. AU.

I cannot move a single muscle as I stare at the piece of cloth hanging on the wall right across from my crib. A sheet with an all too familiar symbol stitched smack in the middle of it, its red and white coloring in a stark contrast against the dark blue surrounding it. I'm an Uchiha now. How is this even my life? Rated M for violence.

Sasuke returns to the leaf village, with Karin in tow. The new Hokage Kakashi doesn't trust her so, he does what any ordinary leader does, he assigns them a patron to live with, a blonde one to be specific. "Consider it.. A mission" Full sum inside. NarutoxFemSasuke, Hinata, karin, tayuya. Fem Sasuke, incest.

when Lana Pottor was doing some weeding for her relatives she wish's for a family so magic seeing the young girls plight choses to answer her call though not in the way you would think now Lana as more than a family and soon the hole magical world will see and fear the power of the WAAAGH. I do not own anything of harry potter or Warhammer.

Harry Potter had few pleasures growing up with the Dursleys. Books on Fantasy & Sci-Fi and video games were some of them, a secret he kept well hidden. Some time ago, he woke up and found himself able to live life like a video game. Harry couldn't make heads or tails of it but now decides to make the most it. The Gamer is coming to Hogwarts! Gamer, and D&D elements!

When Loki fell from the Bifrost he was expecting the cool embrace of oblivion, not to become a spirit and then be ripped apart and forced into the mind of a six-year-old named Harry Potter. With no physical form, he must keep the boy alive if he seeks to keep existing, and everyone knows that the best way to ensure continued survival is to simply become greater than everyone else.

Death has a funny way of coming back to bite you when you least expect it. Having lost the fourth shinobi war, Uzumaki Naruto is content to do just that; die and pass on to the afterlife. Unfortunately, the Shinigami has other plans for him. Plans that involve righting the wrongs of the past, restoring a broken clan, and creating a family all his own. Narutoxharem! I OWN NOTHING!

Being a single father with two little girls is hard enough, but when there are monsters trying to kill them everyday, it's even worse. Well, he loves them more than he loves himself, so he would just have to hope for the best and pray to the mothers of his children.

AU. OC-Centric. 'When one dies, they don't expect to be brought back to life to help a lonely kid after a massacre. I've learned to start expecting the unexpected.'

Harry is the girl who wanders in and out of time. Tom knows nothing about her, and despite the fact she has whisked him away from the orphanage to live with her, he's starting to think he never really will either. Regardless, he is determined to never let her go, not even in the face of time, space, or dark lords. timetravel

Naruto wished he could understand women. Between Risa's teasing, Yui's lecturing and his adopted mother's blatant disregard of the standards of a mother son relationship Naruto was struggling to stay sane. Now a pink haired alien has declared she will marry him and her sister is trying to create him a harem as her father sends assassins after him. What's a guy to do?

...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?

With the help of Death itself Harry went back in time to stop Voldemort.But little did he know that Death likes to mess with Harry. Death turned him into a seventeen years old girl.With a female body in raging hormones and an incredibly handsome teenage Dark Lord, how will Harry handle the situation?

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats. Uchiha SI/OC Elder Sister

With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.

Naruto has finally been named Hokage and has everything he has ever wanted. Everything except companionship. This all changes when Naruto comes home to the biggest surprise and proposition of his life. Harem of Forty-Two feat. Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Tayuya, Konan, Karin, Anko, Koyuki, Amaru, Shion, Shizuka, Temari, and much more. AU. Please R&R.

Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)

Edith Potter's life with her abusive family taught her two things. First - the only language some people understood was violence. Second - fear only lasts a generation; kindness lasts forever. The Girl Who Lived returns to magical Britain a cynical visionary; drawing in allies from all four houses for an end game neither Dumbledore nor Voldemort anticipated. Dark!Fem!Harry

Naruto gets thrown into a situation every man dream of after an amazing night at home. NarutoxKushinaxMassive harem. Rated M. Pure Smut. Also on Adult fanfiction.

Sometimes our lives seem to loop. Mine just happens to Loop with consequences. OC Self Insert Semi Hiatus

After being beaten by Kaguya, Naruto wakes up in utter darkness, only to find that he isn't dead just yet. A certain god has taken an interest in the boy and is willing to make a proposition. How will Naruto's story change? Time travel. OP Naruto. NaruxHinaxAnko {DISCONTINUED}

Mitsuki Wakahisa's life has just been sent into a downward spiral with the loss of her job. Now she has to deal with the literal crash landing of our favorite bald man into her apartment. How will she deal with these new turn of events?

A SI/OC told from an outsider's perspective about Machiko Uchiha, twin sister of Mikoto Uchiha. FINAL EPILOGUE UP

Naruto connects to the world of Monster Girl Encyclopedia when he was a kid. Now he has a harem of beautiful monsters. How will Naruto deal with being a hero of monsters and starting his life as a shinobi of Konoha? I don't know yet, but what I do know, is that Naruto's going to have a lot of fun with his girls. Due to part of the source material, this is rated M for lemons.

One of the most difficult things for any teen is puberty. Too bad witches and wizards go through it more than once. For Harry though, he soon finds it might just be the best thing that ever happened to him...and any girl he meets along the way. Harry/eventual Harem Harry/Multi Warning: Body Modification

A Imperial Navy Medic taken captive by Eldar forces for reasons unknown. Ideas and pointers are greatly appreciated as is any feedback, Don't be shy and please do comment. First fanfic so go easy on the rookie.

Darth Revan leads the Sith Empire to a new galaxy, bringing with him the greatest space station in the galaxy. What will happen when the Council meets an Empire that refuses to bow to them, with the military strength to reduce them into so much dust? And how will their First Contact go, considering who the Empire is allied with? Rated T for HK-47, you meat-bags.

She was an agent of Evil who regretted her choices. He was a child with a destiny too heavy for his shoulders. Is the Wizarding World ready for a Boy-Who-Lived influenced by a reforming Fallen Angel? …Probably not. NOT Harry/Lash

After their relationship started, Naruto and Kushina must now deal with all kinds of female relatives who seem to be taking time away for the two of them to enjoy together.

What would you do if you were in the world of ninja? How would you react? What would you change?... How would you do it? SI OC. Rated T just in case.

Ongoing complete rewrite of the story; Summary: Naruto's mom has been going out every night wearing the bare minimum of clothes, obviously asking to be f***ed. How will Naruto react to finding out his mother and her friends have been kinky? NarutoxKushinaxHarem

Even when he was young, Naruto had the power, but lacked the control. What would happen if he decides that with his amount of power, he doesn't need control? The results of young Naruto's experiments with his ungodly amount of chakra take the Elemental Nations by surprise. And storm. But mostly surpise.

An Uchiha born in the early years of the village? A simple thing right? But what if it was our knuckle headed hero from a timeline quite a few years in the future. Watch as Naruto shakes up the timeline by being born into a time he wasn't in the manga and shakes up the very foundations of canon as we know it, all the while finding love with a certain slug princess of said timeline!

Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.

Death was boring. At least for her. Seriously, nothing happened. Not that she was complaining. The cards she was dealt were not bad. So there was nothing stopping her from playing. What? Was she meant to follow a script? No thank you, life was not meant to be lived that way. [SI/OC] -Discontinued-

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

Being born into Hyuga clan is cool, being The Gamer is even cooler. Too bad some characters are just too OP. AU Self-Insert / SI

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before

Has your sense of direction ever gotten you into trouble? Mine's so bad that it's capable of breaking the laws of physics. Once, I went for a walk in New Zealand in 2014, and ended up on Mindoir during a batarian raid in 2170. Where I met someone. Self-insert (SI), cover by Pretend Fiction.

Reincarnation can either go wrong or right. Max Winston was just your average game fanatic, until the day he dies and his reborn in the Mass effect Universe with The Gamer power/slight crossover with Naruto and Halo. (AU, rating may change)

What do you get when you mix three bored goddesses and Naruto? Follow Naruto as he fights, has sex and eats ramen as he makes fun of everyone else just because he can. Godlike Naruto. BAMF Naruto. Gore. Lemons. Incest.

Harry felt he had lost his chance at family after watching Sirius fly away only for his godfather to show up during the summer. Sirius teaches Harry what he needs to know, helping him become the true Lord Potter. Then the Tri-Wiz comes and the deepest, darkest secret of the Marauders is revealed - Harry was born the daughter of Lily and Sirius. Eventual Fem!HarryxTonks

What if a random academy student got The Gamer ability ? "That's it. I played too much RPG videogames and i became crazy. How else can I explain this blue rectangle in front of my head ?" OC Pov. Currently on hiatus.

The Inuzuka clan of Konoha has no male heir. During the chunin exams, Naruto discovers that Kiba is actually a female. And Kiba discovers that Naruto smells really really good. Naruto x FemKiba. Tsundere Kiba. Fluffy.

Out in the Universe is a bright blue box, holder of a fantastical realm. Inhabiting this box is a mad man who calls himself the Doctor, his son, the Savior of the Wizarding World aka Harry Potter, an immortal man from the 51st century who affects a Captain in front of his name, Jack Harkness, and a pink and yellow once-human who is simply Rose Tyler. What was Dumbledore thinking?

Stubbornly, the Kyuubi refused to come to Naruto's aid in the fight against Shukaku. But, being merely half of what he once was, Kurama's decision has unexpected consequences. Only the Rikudou Sennin is able to offer Kurama a way out over this deadlock… but what rises from the ashes is stronger than anyone could have anticipated.

One day Naruto came home from school, to make a shocking discovery about his mother and other women of Konoha. Now Naruto is a Futa-Lady's man. Lemons, Futa, and more. I do not own Naruto, so please enjoy: Naruto Make-Out Heroes: Futa edition.

A new Series of stories, it is a AU where the main male MC (Naruto) is portrayed as the richest and most powerful man in the world, this is a collection of lemon stories where he is paired up with any female characters. Read the plot in my profile or in the story to understand better. Rate M for mature content, lemon, adult language. I Don't own Naruto, Kishimoto does.

After his death by a sandwich, a SI/OC finds himself reincarnated in Sunagakure with gaming mechanics.

Recondite – dealing with very profound, difficult or abstruse subject matter. In the mind of a 24 year old professional chess player, apparent death and reincarnation into a world of ninja certainly falls under the category of "recondite". Semi SI / OC insert

Harry Potter master of death is summoned by a warlock in desperate need of his power. Imagine her surprise when a naked man appears in her summoning circle instead of a powerful demon and imagine Harry's surprise when he see's Hermione's soul reborn in the girl who summoned him. Harry/Harem. WOTLK

Alduin was defeated, cast through time until he arrived in the Elemental Nations. More precisely, in Naruto Uzumaki's stomach, along with a large, angry Fox that wouldn't stop threatening him. The World-Eater raises the baby boy, teaching him all he knows. The world will change. The Daedra a watching. The Aedra are watching. And Naruto is right in the middle of all it. Large Harem.

When Naruto first met the Kyuubi, he expected a giant fox with anger issues. Instead, he got a naked red-head with no idea who or where she was. Normally, Naruto would have helped her, but given their circumstances, you can't really blame him for taking advantage. From there, things spiral away from canon. Subby/Slave Kurama, possible Harem, and random hilarity as consequences.

Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!

During his training trip, Naruto starts to feel a connection to a power unknown to his world; the Force. It is the Force that guides him to a figure who was thought to have been lost amongst the stars, and she has decided to take him as her Padawan! Now, what will become of Naruto with both Ninja and Jedi training under his belt? Naru/Revan/Kaguya/FemKyuubi

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.

AU: Naruto's life changes when he decides to follow a playful fox one day. He stumbles across a room and scroll that will change his life. Follow Naruto as he takes the path of the Kitsune and carves out his own place in his world with friends, rivals and enemies around every corner. Light NaruHina. Violence/Language. I do not own Naruto at all, in any way.

Fem! Harry. Seven year old Holly Potter is thrilled when the Dursleys' are forced to bring her along on Dudley's birthday trip to California. During a trip to the Stark Expo, Holly gets lost among the sea of people only to run into billionaire Tony Stark.

Ever since he could remember, Naruto could see things that no one else could. 'Monsters', things that hid under the bed and went bump in the night. Having the yang half of the kyuubi sealed inside of him forced Naruto's yin chakra to evolve to balance it, which resulted in a mutation that let him see what he shouldn't. This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.

Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.

After Naruto strikes Sakura in his Four-Tails form, Chakra of the Kyuubi enters her body and after she returns to Konoha, the Chakra awakens a primal vixen within her, giving her pink fox ears, a tail, marks like Naruto's and an uncontrollable desire but to find and mate with him. Special thanks to rafaael20 for all their help.

When Harry is kidnapped by a seemingly sixteen year old Tom Riddle at the end of his second year, he's convinced that he would do absolutely anything to escape – but "anything" can be a dangerous conviction to have, and even heroes can grow tired of fighting without hope. Sometimes, survival means making a home in the dark… Warning: Deals with Stockholm Syndrome and dark themes.

Naruko's dream is to be Hokage, and become the most beautiful, sexiest, drop dead gorgeous woman in the village. There's just one problem, she a Futanari. Contains: LEMONS and Futanari.

I'm not sure how I came to be here, but I feel like this has to be the worst situation for me to be put in. Why not the Uchiha? Why not the Nara, Yamanaka, Akimichi, or any other big group? Hell, even living as Naruto's sister would be great, but this... When she shows me that smile, I feel like I have a reason to fight. SI (self-insert) fic.

In a world where only Kunoichi exist, Naruto was happy to dream of being a healer. Life, however, is not without its tragedies, and the young boy will end up journeying across the land in search of himself. His journey, however, leads him into some spectacular situations. DISCONTINUED

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto, all rights go to Kishimoto. Naruto has beaten Obito, Madara, and stalled Sasuke long enough to end the 4th Shinobi World War in his favor, dying in the process. His reward? He gets to live his life all over again, however he wants, as a video game character! Intelligent!Strong!Naruto, Fem!Naruto, slight AU, better summary inside.

When a dying Tobi infects Naruto, Kurama goes feral and vicious inside our blonde hero. Now, only a gathering of lovely ladies hold the cure to getting both Naruto and Kurama back to normal. Harem of 50: featuring Samui, Shizuka, Hinata, Ino, Hokuto, Hotaru, and much more. Now available on Archive of our Own.

Harry's life turns into a game, where he is the main character. Thus begins the journey of Harry Potter as the hero of Potter Verse. Watch as Harry conquers the world of Potter Verse as not just a wizard but as The Gamer. A Harry/Harem story

After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart/Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem

The story of Inoue Shiori, the civilian reincarnation that made her life in the Naruto World without directly interfering with the timeline and the ripples that she caused. OC, SI (Self Insert), AU

After reading the tale of the hallows Harry should have known Death was petty. Now the "Master of Death" was to be reborn in an exiting world of ninja as a Nara deer. 'Death can't harm its master' his bloody arse

Foolish humans, thinking to draw this soldier back to the realm of the living. Death does not allow souls to slip so easily from its grasp. But perhaps there is a way for all goals to be met. The Reapers presume to take my work upon themselves. I cannot teach them the error of their ways personally. It is time for my master to walk the mortal lands once more. MOD!Harry.

Iruv'Tak Nador comes close to finishing the Ritual of Release, when the Blood Angels arrive, cleansing all in their wake. The Warp is a fickle thing, and now he is stranded on a new world and plane, where Chaos has yet to spread it's taint. It is the clay, and he is the potter. FIRST CROSSOVER - RATED T FOR WARHAMMER VIOLENCE AND OTHER DEVILISH CHAOS SHENANIGANS!

When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.

In a world where Fugaku has three sons, he wishes he'd stopped at the first one. There's nothing wrong with the youngest, it's just... The middle child.

His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

Hydra sought to turn a child into a weapon, to use his own pain to forge him into an unstoppable force, capable of carrying out whatever their will might be. Unfortunately for them, an uncontrolled weapon will destroy its creator just as easily as it would any other, and Harry Potter is not willing to let himself be controlled.

What happens when Harry, presented with an opportunity to return to the past, charges ahead in true Potter style? With little to no regard of consequences or plans of any sort? Rating is for language and adult situations.

Harry is the Master of Death, but what if he became its Master earlier than book 7? What if Death was a woman? And what if she came to visit him? Not only does this change his perspective on life, not only does it shift his attitude but it also removes the veil of deception from his eyes. Watch as Harry becomes the Master of Death. And nabs several hot babes on the way. Harry/Harem

Even though Jiraiya had done a very good job in training him, Naruto couldn't help but wonder if his current powers was enough to keep his promise to Sakura and bring back his best friend Sasuke. Lucky for him, a certain fox-lady sealed within his body got a perfect answer for his question. A 'purer' version of The Contract, same plot yet different flow. Smart/Strong Naruto/Harem.

Kakashi's been ordered to babysit a bald kid that's way too blunt and more powerful than any ninja Kakashi's ever seen. Saitama just wants to get back home so he can be a hero again. Drabbles. (Got writers block, DO NOT take this serious because hot damn this is drabbles)

What would happen if Saitama meet and save our favorite Esper who will following him around like a lost puppy...or like a Fangirl. Follow Tatsumaki when she learn from her idol about what it mean to be a hero! Saitama x Tatsumaki. Warning: OOC-ness!

DISCONTINUED. A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.

Sam McLeod just had a bad day, but it is about to get even worse. When he becomes trapped inside another universe after a fateful decision, Sam is not elated at the second chance; he is horrified. With his entire world turned upside down, Sam has to adapt to his new climate and use his semi-good judgment for one purpose: to avoid getting involved with anything at any cost.

What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.

After years as Poison Ivy, Pamela Isley formerly Potter's past comes to claim her. FemHarry IS Poison Ivy. FemSlash. Pamela/Barbara eventually. Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Good Snape. M for innuendo and language.

There's a girl with the powers of a god, but lacking the drive. Then there's a boy with all the motivation in the world, and a small notebook to take it on with. AKA, when Hariel Potter met Light Yagami. FemHarry

Reincarnation was never easy, not for humans and especially not for a former Inu Youkai that now had to come to terms with his human and more importantly mortal body... and somebody really should have warned Sesshomaru about the headache certain humans could be. reincarnated!Sesshomaru, papa!Kakashi

When an Imperial witch hunter and his retinue find themselves stranded in a strange world by the machinations of a foul sorceror, how will they learn to adapt in a land that knows not of the threats to mankind, but yet is threatened all the same? How will Sigmar's will be done?

Lemon Story... After returning from his two years training trip all Naruto want is keeping his promise with Sakura. But he know that Jiraiya didn't teach him any things useful other than some tips. Luckily for Naruto a certain Demon Queen was having her plan set on motion with a gorgeous promise of giving him power with just a small, pleasure price. [NarutoXHarem]

Hinata and her team are ambushed by ninja bandits, she retreats and manages to get distance between herself and the ninja. But then she meets the most stunning man she has ever met before. "Hi, I'm Naruto... wanna f-?" Fun story. NaruHinaFemkyuubiNaruko, small-med Harem maybe? Enjoy! Slight change to sum due to an appreciated warning.

Warning: Extreme Smut. Long ago, before the Juubi's rampage, there were gods. Then those gods vanished, and with them, so did men. Now, Uzumaki Naruto must do his duty, as the god of Fertility...and Lust.

Fem!Harry. Harry didn't know what a vampire was. Was it any wonder she thought drinking blood was normal? Rated T for insinuated graphical images. No longer a one-shot.

An Eversor assassin uncovers a Chaos cult, and is hurled into the Warp while uprooting it. By strange contrivance he is sent to Terra. But it is not the Terra he was created on. It is a world of heroes and villains. With no mission or handlers to chain him down, this drug-crazed killing machine must forge his destiny in a world that challenges his very existence.

Naruto Uzumaki is the saviour, the prophecy child. If there is one body you don't want to get shoved into, it's that one. Suddenly female or not. And as the gods would have it, that's exactly where I ended up. In the body of a blonde, whiskered female child with a mountain of expectations pressing down on me. Brilliant. Self Insert. FemNaruto

Naruto is a laidback and responsible man. He lost his wife – Crovia because of childbirth and is living with his daughter Beatrice. He holds great power but only uses it to protect people in New York from monster. Meeting Aphrodite when she 'accidentally' bumped into him had made a great change in his life.

Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.

After her initial fight with Saitama, Fubuki contemplates the bald hero's words to her.

I died and now I've been shoved into a different body in a different time in a different reality. Awesome. It was just what I needed to spice up my day. I can't wait to save the galaxy and be a hero and 'get the girl'. Pfft. Right. That's going to happen. Thanks to my new body I'll be lucky to get out of wherever they take me let alone join a top secret mission. But you never know.

When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?

Normal people have friends with benefit. But Naruto has a family with benefit. And it is not normal. But hey what is normal about Naruto. Dont answer it, its a rhetorical question. Lemons and incest. Relatively peaceful world.

Rita spouting lies, branded as a Dark wizard and goblins in a rage; Harry's had enough. So, he seeks to jump back in time to save himself from a life of misery and fickle loyalty, maybe a little revenge and mysteries along the way.Time Travel! A Harry raises himself fic. Non-epilogue compliant, non-slash.

Naruto is the son of Kushina Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze, owners of the prestigious Uzu-Kaze beach resort. When his parents make an unexpected vacation for the whole summer, all Naruto can do is hope all goes well with him in charge. All the while he has a resort full of sexy and horny females after him. LEMONS STORY!

Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Time-travel.

One day Naruto gets a strange call... which quickly leads him to running his own hotel... for goddesses? Naruto x harem. Some bashing. No flames.

Otsutsuki Naruto, a powerful Oni that was together with his family banished by the Biblical God to a new dimension have returned to his birthplace. Seeing that the Biblical God had claimed what was his, manipulating world's History to his vision. The young Otsutsuki joins Kuoh Academy were all the supernaturals are gathered while plotting his plot. Naruto is OOC, OP, Harem!

Kakashi fell to his knees, trying his hardest to stem the flow of tears from his eyes and clutching a hand to his chest, trying his hardest to stop the ache coming from his heart. Neither was succesful. "Best. Team. Ever." He declared, weeping tears of joy. - In which Naruto is a pervert, Satsuki is gullible and Sakura is the only sane woman.

The Reaper War is over. Commander Shepard accompanies Admiral Xen on a hunt for resources. They tolerate each other at best. Thankfully, Xen finds a way for the both of them to work through their differences. All Shepard needs to do is agree to be a guinea pig of sorts. Rated M for a lot of things.

No matter how stupid you might think your wishes are, just give it a shot and ask for it. What's the worst that could happen? Just ask Rias Gremory. She asked the Man in the Moon to be her friend. He delivered, and came in down to befriend her in the form of Uzumaki Naruto. !GodlyNaruto Harem?

Starts off from the Quidditch world cup, Harry finds a more important reason to fight for and that sometimes, a fairytale or legend is a lot more than it seems. Discontinued. Sorry.

She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing

Skylar was a typical 17 year old girl. She was normal. Only normal. Then why had this all happened to her! "Every time I fall asleep in a place I'm not supposed to...I get sent into the Naruto world?" And the only way to get back...is to be killed. Well, apparently it was a good thing, then, that she dropped into the Akatsuki base each time.

After the final battle, our hero takes time to mourn the lost; for all his tribulations Magic itself gives him the opportunity to regain his loved ones and perhaps make a few more. For that opportunity, no price is too high. Rated M, FemHarry/TMR and more

Cerberus Operative Miranda Lawson concocts a bold plan to ensure mankind's ascendance into galactic greatness. The only catch: It involves Commander Shepard's bodily fluids. A lot of his bodily fluids.

A man is left trapped in time, while his world dies around him. Now awakened in the distant future, he leaves the planet of his birth and embarks on a journey to find that which was lost. But the new frontier holds many dangers, and the human race is about to face its first great challenge. A HP/ME crossover. Slow pace, rated M for safety, my profile has more details.

Regulus Arcturus Black dies a tragic death in a cave, trying to stop Voldemort. The Fates decide he deserves another chance for his heroic efforts. He is reincarnated, as Harry Potter. Now armed with the memories of his past life and mistakes he sets out to stop Voldemort and change the Wizarding World. Prompt by savya398

After many years of his existence as the Master of Death, Harry Potter is summoned to another dimension to solve the problem of Tom Riddle. The only catch is that this Harry is not happy about being used again. Now, Chaos and Mayhem will be unleashed in their world. Dumbledore, What have you done? Inspired by On a Pale Horse by Hyliian along with Author's Permission to use story.

There were only a few things in Harry Potter's life that were absolutes. He was the son of Lily and James Potter and that he was born male. What happens when he discovers the truth. AU Strong/Independent, Gender-Switch, Fem!Harry, Fem!Slash Mature Themes

She had lived and died, and now she was living again. This time she was a mutant and she wasn't staying back and watching things happen like last time. This time she would change things, she would stop being a coward. Sequel to Hope's Second Rising. On hold for the moment.

She died, she knows she did, and yet here she is in Marvel Movie-verse, in the hands of Hydra, with a different face, body and kind of different eyes. She can't remember her name so she dubs herself Hope, so she remembers to belief for freedom and survival. This is her story. Basically a self-insert story.