Hey everyone I'm a new writer here and I have ta admit I'm not very good though some folks tell me I'm awsome maybe it's just my low elf-esteem but anywho. I'll start a new story and not start another till the first is finished. Plus if anyone needs ideas for a story tell me cause I have hundreds. Anyways my stories will mostly be anime based and crossovers. I will experiment with things and may do some one-shots if someone wants it. Anyways thx and hope to see you read 'em.

Copy and paste if you thought these were funny or liked them.

1. When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

2. To get rid of an idiot put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.

3. Good friends will bail you out when your sitting in the jailhouse a best friend will be sitting there with you laughing while saying let's do that again.

5. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question.

6. If you've ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa.

7. If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation.

8. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason.

9. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar.

10. Best friends are the people who know how crazy you are and still let themselves be seen in public with you.

11. Spider Web n. a thing you walk into that suddenly turns you into a karate master.

12. When you fall down I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

I'll post more as i see them lol right now this is all i got

Hey everyone as many of you know I was in an accident and unfortunately I can no longer move from the neck down so my stories are up for adoption. If some of you are wondering how I'm typing know that it's my sister typing for me. (sis: hello everyone) Anyways it pains me a lot to say this but I will probably no longer be writing. If I do somehow manage to get movement back in my arms I will be sure to tell you guys and to start writing again. Sorry for having to give out on the stories so soon. Until later everyone.