Scout falls down from a tall tower and ends up in hospital. The team decides to teach him a lesson instead of letting Medic heal him, but Sniper soon regrets his choice. T for cuddles and swearing and stuff. Contains fluffiness and slash in case you are unable to notice this: Sniper/Scout.

When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.