Greetings,

Name: Nathan

Age: 17

Hobbies: Fanficiton.net, Halo and Halo 2, and Sex

Favorite tool of Fear: My custom order purple lightsaber with gold design on the handle.

Sorry everyone, I have been swamped with homework latley. I do have a 4 day weekend comming up so I will be updating both fics at the end of the week.

Stories:

Those Effing Tabloids Next update unknown

I have but two quotes from my allmightyness myself to put on my profile

Me- "Go to hell Marty!"

Me- "Busty assistants, El Queso de Malicioso's cats are invading! ATTACK"

My sister, the Crown Princess of Jupiter- "Get away from my fucking pancakes you fiend!"

A kid in my math class: "Ha! My fingers are longer than yours!" Other kid in response: "Well at least I'm long where it counts!"

Kid in Biology- "I'll show you a noodley appendage!"

The Captain of my guard (the only male member): "The Sirius sytem has surrendered sir" Me "Good, anything else?" Him "Yes, the cabbage mercenaries you hired have betrayed us and attacked the Royal Dr.Pepper plant" me "NOOOOOOOOO!"