Contraltissimohide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Skies of Arcadia, Pirates of the Caribbean, Tales of Symphonia, Firefly, and How to Train Your Dragon. (con-tral-TEE-see-moe.) If you are a musician, you might get it. If not, you can learn all about the terminology on wikipedia. And no, I don't smoke. Except when I'm on fire. Dear Everybody Reading THE DRAGON JOURNALS: - Howdy. Don't freak out, I am still writing The Dragon Journals. I do intend to finish them. Things are only going slowly right now because I am juggling TWO other fanfictions. And my art on my DeviantArt account. Bear with me! :) Writing's a little slow just now. So I thought I'd update my profile. I found tons of stuff to remove, and I can think of nothing new to put in, so, sorry, for now this is all you get. |
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Rules for Monsters by Yotsubadancesintherain5 reviews
A Bokoblin, tired of having to be resurrected by the Blood Moon over and over, tries to help out his fellow monsters.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26 - Link - Complete
Z Skit Theater by Twilight Scribe reviews
Hilarious antics on the part of Lloyd and the party with a new skit each chapter. Now with four hundred percent more spoilers!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 436 - Words: 130,406 - Reviews: 6505 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 8/8/2006
Trade Winds by Relik
Reposted on request. The Golden Age of Piracy is waning, and Lawrence is feeling the decline. However, things start looking up when he's hired for a new job. It seems almost too good to be true. And it just might be, as he finds that his new captain is keeping secrets.
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,708 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Complete
The Goblin King and I by MartiOwlsten reviews
An account of the random and often crazy events which take place now that, after rescuing him from a broken heart, there's a Goblin King in Wren's life. Humorous and dashingly Fae. JxOc... Look, we all love Sarah, but she had her chance... **Finally updated!**
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 227,482 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Jareth, OC
It Would Have Been Better by QuixoticQuest reviews
PART OF THE 20 BY 20 CHALLENGE. It really was better for everyone. He wasn't invisible anymore. But why then did the sound of the dragon screeching stay with him? Death-Fic. M for violence content. One-Shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Weasel Stomping Day by tiff0795 reviews
Based on the song by "Weird Al" Yankovic. The annual festival has come to Berk much to the teenager's disappointment. First humor HTTYD fanfic.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Hiccup - Complete
To Soar into the Sunset: A Night Fury's Odd Memoir by Fjord Mustang reviews
HTTYD with a Robert Heinlein twist. Not AU. A skilled flying warrior is shot down on a spy mission. Trapped & unable to fly, his one hope for survival& success is to attempt communication with the alien who shot him down. Can they be allies? New text!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 114,312 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
A Visit of Remorse by Hell's Fiery Belle reviews
Fishlegs goes to see an injured Ruffnut.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Ruffnut, Fishlegs I.
You Never Know What You've Got 'til it's Gone by Catnip-Packet reviews
Hiccup falls off Toothless when a freak storm blows up out of nowhere, and everyone thinks he's gone. Nobody could survive a fall like that...could they?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
Snowbound by Janna Silver Hawkins reviews
The winter months were always the worst for the dragons and Vikings of Berk
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Not Another Love Story by Strawberry Apocalypse reviews
COMPLETE. An exercise in evil.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Final Fantasy 8 Balamb Garden vs Galbadia Garden by Vinsontran23 reviews
A story, making fun of how Squall handle things, if he had the mind of a 10yearold maniac. He also has a volleyball friend named Wilson!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 53 - Words: 29,647 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Squall L.
In the Moon's Shadow by seaofstars reviews
This is a collection of memories spanning Remus Lupin's life from when he was first bitten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,326 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Remus L.
Sucked into Arcadia: Book 1 Recumen and Grendel by Fantasynator reviews
I get sucked into Arcadia after an odd incident, and as it turns out, there's a bunch of whole new people, and some want to kill me! Along with the normal group of people from the game, and a bunch of new party members, can I survive?
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,606 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006
Tales of Screwedonia by Zeldafan422 reviews
Crazy parody of the entire game, and everyone is OOC. Can Lloyd and co. refurnish two worlds? My first fan fiction.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 48,218 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
The Admiral's Journey by Jacqueline DeMortel reviews
As the Admiral sits alone in a tiny boat, he reflects on past occurrences. Contains major spoilers for Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, as this plot relies directly upon one of AWE's many twists.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Time by Sue Penkivech reviews
Will Turner reflects on the nature of time. Post At the World's end, contains MAJOR plot spoilers
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Her Last Mortal Voyage by LejindaryBunny reviews
PostAWE Elizabeth has seen the love of her life five times since that fateful day. Now in the final days of her life she boards a ship one last time to find him.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
The Sea of the Living by Fondued Jicama reviews
Will comes home and Elizabeth is waiting. The curse is broken. He is free. 'At World's End' SPOILERS.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
How to Fight Vulcan Style by Carlotta's twin reviews
Spock reviews Kirk's fighting moves and thinks it is logical to train him. FINISHED!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,943 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Spock, J. Kirk
If Ye Give a Kraken a Human by Luthy Lovett reviews
Y'know those If You Give a Mouse a Cookie books? Well, this is like that. Only it's FLYING DUTCHMAN STYLE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
Doggie by Shades of Venom reviews
Link has some difficulty after turning into a wolf...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Link - Complete
Twilight Reflections by Shinammi reviews
Midna is injured by Zant's attack and Link must take her to Princess Zelda. But a rain storm delays their progress causing them to take shelter in a cave, where Link reflects on his relationship with Midna.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Link, Midna - Complete
White Flag by Safaia reviews
Getting captured, breaking free, and letting go. Spoilers up to the first five or six hours of the game.
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
All about Jack Sparrow and others by threeheadedmonkey reviews
I was wondering what our favourite pirate would reply if he were sent one of those Get to know your friends emails...If you want me to do more characters, just send me your suggestions and I'll see what I can do:
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,405 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006
Shards of Regneration by Kasan Soulblade reviews
Religion is a panel of fine stain glass window, but when that glass is broken it is among the shards that you must look. Each shard is a soul, and if you put them all together perhaps the truth will be seen and all illusions lifted.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 368,427 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 4/4/2005
Shadowy Beginnings by Ruthie of the Wildcats reviews
[OneShot]How did Scar meet up with his three hyena cohorts? How did Banzai, Shenzi, and Ed join forces with the usuper? Explained at last!
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
His by butterflie reviews
At last, the pieces were finally starting to fall into place. Fourteen years too late. Kratos/Lloyd OYAKO, spoilers.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Musings of an Angel by CyberForte reviews
[Lord Yggdrasil Oneshot] A glimpse into the mind of Mithos Yggdrasil, Seraph of Cruxis.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
Like Cheesecake by Amazon Bunny reviews
[Kraine] Kratos was like cheesecake. He was the kind of cheesecake that would show up after a diet of salads and lowfat shakes of six months. R&R
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Kratos A., Raine S. - Complete
Could You Play Something Happier? by Power Optix reviews
Will Turner is 'coerced' by the crew of the Flying Dutchman, into asking Davy Jones to play a different tune.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Will T., Davy Jones - Complete
Lloyd's Last Name by freakyanimegal reviews
Oneshot. After saving the world, and before Kratos leaves, the group is in the rebuilt Luin, they see the statue ingraved 'Lloyd Irving' and then, of course, they start a ridiculous conversation. Lloyd Irving? Or Lloyd Aurion? Or who cares?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete
Oranges by Urby reviews
It was golden, or was it orange? There was something warm and inviting about that light, and childishly she wanted to find it and keep it for herself.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Ganondwarf! by Zeldafan422 reviews
The King of Evil has turned two inches tall, and must save Hyrule with his fairy Ivan. Takes place right after Ocarina of Time. [Mild Violence] [Use of Alcohol]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,914 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Ganondorf, Link
Can You Keep a Secret? by Jack of All Suits reviews
On a night like any other, dangerously close to Kvar's Ranch, Kratos learns that Colette knows more than he would have ever suspected about his true identity [Spoilers]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Colette B., Kratos A. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Sugarhigh Ocarina of Time by animedeprived reviews
Ocarina of Time from Link's point of view. Basically, he's pretty grumpy because he'd rather be eating cookies. It's funny, though. I swear. Now complete. It makes me sad.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,074 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Link - Complete
Blessings of a Second Chance by MartiOwlsten reviews
Sometimes, even if two people are meant to be, life gets in the way. Tumnus waited and she never came back. Lucy mourns for her lost love. Both pray for peace and healing... can they have a second chance, despite time and space? [movie based, AU, LxT]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,985 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
Only in Death by Ardil the Traveller reviews
A lone Valuan wanders through Lower City, despairing and hopeless, his only aim to escape his life of servitude, but falls victim to an even worse form of slavery. For some, freedom can only be found in death.
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
Thrice Denied by Jarlaxle Baenre reviews
One shot. Lily and James' final moments in their duel against the Dark Lord come alive...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tales Of The Valuan Nasr War by Dearing reviews
A collection of short stories and one shots based on the event mentioned in the game. Based in the Universe of my upcoming fic, Lengends Of Arcadian Skies. R&R BUT NO FLAMES!
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,938 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Aika, Belleza, OC - Complete
Requiem for the Dream by Aroihkin reviews
[DARKFIC] [AU] [WIP] The heroes have fallen and Galcian's time has finally come, but how long will it last? More to the point when you have all that you thought you wanted, what do you do then? Ramirez main POV, rated T for dark themes and violence.
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,582 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 3/8/2004
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The Dragon Journals reviews
Penny for a dragon's thoughts? The movie as chronicled by the beasties themselves.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,323 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
Tale of the WereTroll reviews
One of the teens offhandedly invokes the gods... and straaaange things start happening in the village of Berk. Happy Halloween! XD
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
Vestige reviews
Post-movie. After a long hunting exercise with Spitelout, Hiccup & co. return to find Berk deserted...but not empty. Can they survive long enough to find their tribe? T for violence, scariness, booze, mortality. It's gonna get ugly... Read and review!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,338 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010
The Purple Beast Incident reviews
Everything you never wanted to know about Phlegma the Fierce.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
Haley's Book reviews
The journalings of a survivor shipwrecked in Deep Sky. All original cast, no game experience necessary. Please read and review!
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,363 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
Under New Management reviews
[[[ABANDONED; left up as a courtesy]]] Davy Jones' heart gets stabbed by a different person. Each chapter.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2007
Nuts reviews
[[[DISOWNED; left up as a courtesy]]] Jack spends too much time in one place... and things start to get a little crazy. Rated T if you're British.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Destiny's Touch reviews
[[[DISOWNED; left up as a courtesy]]] Revised. Formerly entitled The Greatest Blessing of All. I wasn't completely satisfied with it, so I changed it. AWE spoilertastic. This story covers those moments when Will finally discovered what it meant to have a touch of destiny about him.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
A Day in the Life reviews
[[[ABANDONED; left up as a courtesy]]] An almost typical day in the life of a very untypical fellow. This fic won't be too long, so please, read and review!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2006
How Did He Do It? reviews
[[[DISOWNED; left up as a courtesy]]] Our heroes ponder the question that's on everyone's mind at the end of Dead Man's Chest. SPOILERS. Rated T if you're British. My apologies.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
That Age Old Question reviews
[[[CRACK?]]] A chicken crosses a road. Why? Well...I guess that depends on who you ask. Spot the obscure movie reference and you get bonus points!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Five Lashes reviews
[[[DISOWNED; left up as a courtesy]]] Oneshot of Will's thoughts. Spoilerific for Dead Man's Chest, so look for the summary within. Please review! You'll be a better person.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete