"I would first like to thank all of my adoring fans, without whom I would not be in the position I am today..." Right, um...wrong speech. (Shuffles papers around) "Eh hem. The polar bear population has been steadily declining over the past few decades..." Er...sorry, wrong again. (Shuffles papers again) Ah, here we go: "Hello, I'm pleasestandby, and actually, I am not new to fanfiction, nor this particular site. Of course, you wouldn't know that by looking at the amount of stories I've posted on this account (the grand total being one), but I do have a few ideas in the works that I am attempting to perfect in between meeting the demands of having an actual life (though this point can be argued at times).

I don't have much else to say really, except that I mainly read and write Harry Potter fanfiction, as opposed to some other book or movie; specifically the Marauder-era (Lily and James, anyone?). I would be willing to give out many virtual cookies (and perhaps even a review to your story) if you recommend a good fic to me set in that specific time period.

As a side-note, I am planning on adding much more to this page in the future; right now, however, I just can't be bothered with it. Real life calls, after all, and to ignore that call would be a complete social disaster. And we all know how fun those are.

--pleasestandby