Law works at the Pink Flamingo as a down-on-his-luck stripper hoping to scrounge up enough cash to go to medical school and rise up out of the slums. He struggles to put up with fellow stripper Ace, his psychotic boss, a past that won't go away, and one very persistent client.

Garp gives Smoker a new mission: to reform his troublemaker of a grandson, Ace. Unfortunately for Smoker, this means the brat will be living on his turf. When Ace comes out of his shower in nothing but a skimpy towel, Smoker realizes Ace is going to be a real problem. So, how does he deal with him?

Ace finds himself attracted to his teacher while Law pushes the school bully a bit too far... An AU involving Marco/Ace, Kidd/Law. Contains a lot of narcolepsy and insomnia humour, but mostly forbidden romance.

Ace never suspected this. Really, he thought today would be normal. He thought he would only have to pick up his little brother from getting in trouble with school. But now he's caught the eye of his brother's teacher. Suffice to say, he doesn't mind. R&R

Armed with a pair of handcuffs and his wit, Portgas D. Ace decides to pay a visit to Commodore Smoker after their draw in Alabasta. He intends to settle the score his way, once and for all.

Hollow IchigoxIchigo. NC-17 "Don't worry, king. We'll be together until I end your pathetic life, and stop being the horse forever."