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Joined 07-11-11, id: 3064493, Profile Updated: 07-21-11

WARNING: This Profile is rated PG13 because I am and always will be a potty mouth…though I will try to tame it a bit seeing as this is public and all and I don’t need to bring the wrath of unseen site supervisors down on my head.

So a few of my favorite things…Games…movies…anime…books…odd hobbies…fire…horror (man I wish there was good horror stuff out there…I mean really GOOD horror stuff…so hard to find…)…stuff like that.

Tim Burton is amazing as is David Bowie, Dean Koontz, Steven King, Miyazaki and other people like that not that anyone really cares what I think but I’m thinking it anyway ^^

Ok let’s see…a bit more about me hmm. Well first off I’d like to apologies to anyone reading this because that obviously means that you’re bored out of your mind and have nothing better to do…here’s hoping you might get some amusement from a look into my inner most self…HA! yeah right you will learn nothing more from this than I’m a sarcastic lunatic who couldn’t care less what people though if her…ok and you’ll find out I’m a girl too…moving on…oh and I guess you know what I like from the aforementioned stuffs above…ok well no more, you’ll not know much more about me than what has already been said!...I think…ok moving on once again.

…damn I really do the ellipsis too much it’s just so…so…ellipsis-y

Anyway onward!

Let the sarcasm commence!

So to be honest I haven’t written anything seriously for…oh say…three years now? Not since I got out of school and no longer had homework to put off for the sake of doing something completely unrelated to it. I used to write all the time and in my opinion I’m pretty good at telling an entertaining story, making a plot and building up a connection to the characters and what not…as far as the grammar and spelling go I’m far less…well yeah I’m lazy and I’m sure you know what I’m getting at. Part of that little problem is that I find it very hard to get motivated to write anything before 3 …oh wait its 4 PM now…yeah anyway the less sleep I have the poorer my technical aspects get…though I seem to have improved since my early days, sad as that is. This account and all that I will be submitting to it are primarily tools for me to get back into the swing of things, to re teach myself to write a good story and to just…ya know have something to do with my time. My goal is to do things that I’m not truly comfortable with and to expand on what I already know to do. I want to teach myself to make my characters more different from one and other and to take a deeper look into the mindset and emotion of a situation while at the same time keeping the story flowing in a way that nothing gets lost in a muddle of words…kind of like this sentence is drowning in itself…I want to fix that. I also want to experiment with pre existing characters and see if I can’t delve into the past that was never told about them (that’s just me I like to take the little back ground guys that mean nothing and make them mean something…it’s an odd obsession I have.)

So anyway I created this account because I have found myself being drawn back into the black hole that is fan fiction…no matter how hard I try I just can’t get away, I decided to shed my old personas in favor of starting anew and so here I am. A major contender for getting me back is Dragon Age…to think it started out as a way to spend a lonely new years eve and only because I wanted to play with a character creator, I had every intention of returning the game for a full refund within a month…yeah that never happened…it devoured my life. Most of what I have in mind will be short one shots focusing on a single part of a single given characters life to give me practice at writing different settings and emotions and getting used to actually finishing something that I start…that’s a dark road I will not get into...and finally my last worthwhile goal...to actually turn what i have in my head into something to read...i'm beginning to discover that that doesn't come too easy to me. I will warn you here that I am a sick and twisted and truly damaged individual with a nasty violent streak, the more I like a character the harder I beat them and the more they bleed…also I have random urges to do cute and cuddly mostly innocent fluffy stuff (probably preceded by some horrific gore of some kind.) So yeah I’ll be very blunt here: I’m open to any suggestions anyone might have (always looking for a challenge as far as story telling goes) so if you want something done and by some stretch of imagination happen to like my writing style (that is of course provided I get off my ass and write something again)…or you just can’t find anyone else willing and your desperate…give me a shout!

As a final note I am using this as a tool to further myself as a writer so any constructive criticism is more than welcome, I want to hear what you really truly think! (side note on that, I don’t care if you think that my situations or portrayal of emotions is out of character, that’s a personal reference…and psycho analyze everything to death and beyond, my mind goes so far out of the box it’s in a circle now so I don’t expect anyone to understand how it works…anyway to reach a point, critique on my writing and overall story not my mental working…did that even make sense I wonder? Hmm anyway moving on.) Nice little notes are nice too…everyone likes to be liked once in a while even a cast off like me…as far as flames go bring em on but at your own risk…I am not asking anyone to like me here, flame me and I will take that to mean that for as bad as you say I am you yourself are several times worse and feel so horribly about yourself that you feel the need to attack someone you don’t even know and will never meet on something as impersonal as the internet…which also speaks to the fact that you’re a coward who can’t fight your own battles in your own life.

I can be very, very nice or I can be very, very bitchy it all depends on you.

Hmm….easy to tell that I was in a mood while writing this huh? Well anyway there you have it, that’s as much of me as you get to know! Though this doesn’t make me come off as very nice does it? Or is that just because I have an angry, bitchy voice in my head right now…well whatever. Thanks for stopping by and I do sincerely hope that something fun comes up for you if you’ve made it this far into my profile page.

So yeah...do i talk about the stories now or something? ah well i'm rolling with it...i have many, many little fics and drabble and real stories started but I won't actually post anything until I finish them...so yeah that's all i really have to say about that.

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Food For Thought by skrybble reviews
"A puzzle for you, my Grey Warden: when is a seduction doomed to failure?" In which Zevran poses a riddle, Amell misses a crucial detail, and Alistair is utterly lost. So at least something is still normal. F!Amell/Alistair, F!Amell/Leliana.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Zevran A., Alistair - Complete
Truth or Dare by Suilven reviews
Elissa is struggling with her undeclared love for Alistair. Will a winter storm and a game to pass the time force her feelings out into the open?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/10/2011 - [Alistair, Cousland] - Complete
Veni, Vidi, Bibi by CouslandSpitFire reviews
F!Cousland/Alistair and general party banter; A tavern, some beer, much giggling and a bit of racism. This is a story of how they came, they saw and they drank. Prequel to "Definitely Undrunk"
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Fears by rubydesires reviews
Beetlejuice is afraid of two things, but what happens when one of those things happens? Well, it ain't sandworms this time. Okay, story is a lot better than the summary says. Complete!
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Complete