'Allo Everyone! My name is Katie and I exist for the sole purpose of your amusement. So, suggest critisize read review...in short, GO MAD. It is deeply appreciated.

No honestly, it is.

...What are you doing, waiting to read something interesting about my personal life?

I've told you my name haven't I, so what are you standing around gathering wool for? I said "go mad" that usually involves the writing of BILLIONS of reviews and immediately adding me to your favorites.

...now.

Well, go on then, SHOO! I will tell you no more.

Seriously, leave. You have much reading to do.

Will I ever be rid of you? Fine then, I'll just refuse to acknowledge your presence on this page. You are being ignored. Starting now.

See? I am ignoring you. Lots of ignoring.

...OH FINE. Have it your way, I'm leaving then. G'bye.