the name is Basiliskqueen I am 18 and proud to be a Hispanic American, I really enjoy this site and a lot of the stories that are written on here are amazing

most of the stories that I like pertain to manga, movies, shows, anime and many more

here is a list of the following ones that I like the best.

Assassination Classroom, Outsiders, Ghost Hunt, Kuroshitsuji, Wolf's Rain, Dramatical Murders, Avengers, Attack on Titans/進撃の巨人 / Shingeki no Kyojin, Rise Of The Guardians, Inuyasha, How To Train Your Dragon, Harry Potter, Divergent Trilogy, Naruto, Pokemon, Kuroko no basket, Death Note, Supernatural, Prince of tennis, Percy Jackson and The Olympians, X-Men, Jurassic Park, Justice League, Young Justice, Batman, Danny Phantom,

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just a few to begin with, but I also love music such as pop, hip hop, rap, alternative are just to name a few.

now to tell you a little more I like to read obviously, but I enjoy watching horror movies a lot. I am pretty nice to everyone except those who mess with my friends or people who cant defend themselves I also hate bullies they just piss me off hurting other people because they think they can. I would know because I've been bullied and I had switched schools because of it, but now that I did switch schools I have the most amazing friends and amazing teachers who I think of as family. my school is small so we're all like a close-knit family and I love it, but this school also helped me feel better about myself I just hope that people will do something more about the bullying other than small announcements about how bullying is wrong because sometimes that's just not enough.

so if you cant tell I can be pretty passionate about things that I feel should be more important then finding out when the next album of trey songz is coming out sorry to trey songz fans but its true so get over it.

another thing I would like to add is if you like watching YouTube and games then you need to check out two awesome YouTubers one is Jacksepticeye and the other is natewantstobattle so if you like parody's and awesome anime shows this guy is the right guy for you like games and gameplay then Jacksepticeye is the guy for you, they are awesome people with a passion for what they do so here are two links to there channel I hope you subscribe to their channels and this is Basiliskqueen signing off.

https://www.youtube.com/user/NateWantsToBattle,

https://www.youtube.com/user/jacksepticeye

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Please read this: This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his descriptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teacher's last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
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This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley, she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISM!! A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you are born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. and you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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Copy and paste if your mother ever said these things to you.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents as you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Here are some sayings that I love:

“I have a life, I just choose not to use it.”

"Little brother is a title that comes with responsibility. Annoying little prat is just one of them."

"I punched my friend in the nose because he called me violent."

"Man, the things you wish you didn't know about your nemesis."

"Hey, at least we get to listen to that song while we fall to our doom. Best way to die ever!"

"Munya, I loathe admitting we're losing this fight. Naturally, I blame you. Fly us home to hide your shame."

"What did I do to warrant THIS MUCH arresting?"

"I am loving this Wrist Ray! It's the perfect accessory- OF PAIN!"

"Did you get the number of the tiny truck that hit me?"

“I’m a pyrotechnition. If you see me running, try to keep up.”

"There is something about a little demon with a fucking tuba that will ALWAYS be funny to me!"

“You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!”

“Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering… WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?”

“Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?”

“Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!”

“Education is important, school, however, is another matter.”

“Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon.”

“You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?”

“Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?”

“We are not retreating… we are advancing in another direction.”

“I’m right ninety-seven percent of the time. Who cares about the other four percent?”

"My imagination always runs away from me. Then it comes back! With CAKE!"

“They say ‘Guns don't kill people, people kill people.’ (even though it's still true) Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. That depends on whether you’re in a nursing home or not.”

“If at first, you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

“Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!”

“If at first, you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.”

“Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door…”

“If at first, you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting.”

“Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.”

“Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.”

“Always forgive your enemies--Nothing annoys them more.”

“Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick.”

“There are three kinds of people in the world; people who can count; and people who can’t.”

“Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.”

“I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”

“I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.”

“You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.”

“Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.”

“When life throws you lemons, cut ’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.”

"When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.”

“When life throws you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.”

“When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 2 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them."

“I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.”

“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”

"Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."

"The light at the end of the tunnel is the train coming."

"Do not use an ax to kill a fly on your friends' head."

"I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran him over again."

“Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

“Taste the rainbow--eat CRAYONS!!!"

"The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45."

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you’ve been good this year… he died laughing."

"Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls."

"If you wish on a falling star it might come true...unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth...then no wishes come true...unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth."

“Me, Myself, and I are fighting. I got mad at Myself, and Me got mad at I so now Me, Myself and I are sitting at opposite sides of my brain. Please help me.”

“There’s a dark cloud over my head, so I’m praying; ‘Lord, please don’t send lightning.’"

“It’s not dead till you poke it with a stick.”

“Fire is a good servant, but a terrible master.”

“There are too many wishes and not enough stars.”

“Dude. Calm down. It’s gym class.”

“Either snow it up for a snow day or don’t snow at all!”

“Facebook is like a refrigerator. You check it when you’re bored but nothing ever changes.”

"Gotta go. I’m not really going anywhere, but neither is this conversation.”

“I cry, I feel better. Then I remember why I’m crying and cry harder.”

“I do know, I just don’t feel like telling you!”

“Stop drop and roll doesn’t work in hell.”

“Santa Claus is a creeper. He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good, he comes down your chimney in the middle of the night with a giant sack of toys--see what I mean?”

“I have six locks on my door. Whenever I go out I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they’re always locking three.”

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”

“It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.”

“He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.”

“When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.”

“A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now.”

“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.”

“I learned law so well. The day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.”

“Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.”

“Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.”

“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”

“If you're going through hell, keep going.”

“To the world, you are one person. But to one person, you are the world.”

“Would you like a side of epic with that fail?”

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.”

“Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.”

“When I was kidnapped my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”

“There are worse things than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”

“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.”

“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.”

“The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.”

“Knowing is half the battle. The other half is punching someone in the face.”

“I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.”

“I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.”

“Most people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.”

“Some say the glass is half empty; some say the glass is half full. I say, “are you gonna drink that?”

“All people have the right to stupidity. Some abuse the privilege.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”

“They say no one is perfect. Well, I’m no one.”

“Do not drink and drive--you might spill the drink.”

“When life gives you lemons say “screw you” and go find an orange.”

“Never argue with an idiot. They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

“A word to the wise isn’t necessary--it’s the stupid people that need the advice.”

“Alright everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”

“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, that way, when you yell, the name will carry.”

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven’t tried before.”

“Cross country skiing is great if you have a small country.”

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”

“Get your facts straight, then distort them as you please.”

“Housework can’t kill you, but why take the chance?”

“How many people have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.”

“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”

“I wear a necklace ‘cause I wanna know when I’m upside down.”

“I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started with twenty-eight years ago.”

"I don’t forgive people because I'm weak. I forgive people because I’m strong enough to realize that everyone makes mistakes."

"If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question."

"You think I’m screwed up? You should meet the rest of my family!"

"Money can’t buy you happiness, but somehow crying in a Porche is a lot more comforting than crying on a bicycle."

"Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you next time he is in trouble."

“Alchohol doesn’t solve any problems, but neither does milk."

"Three out of two people have trouble with fractions."

"Best friends. We’re the kind of people who laugh at a joke three times. The first time, when it’s told. The second, when someone explains it. The third, five minutes later when we actually get it."

"We’re not sarcastic - We’re hilarious. We’re not annoying - We’re just cooler than you. We’re not mean - We just don’t like you. And we’re not obsessed - We’re just best friends."

"I’ll always be beside you, until the very end, wiping all your tears away, and being your best friend. I’ll smile when you smile and feel all the pain you do, and if you cry a single tear, I promise I’ll cry too."

"Friends help you with your crack addiction. Best friends are the ones who sold it to you."

"I would just like to let everyone know that I am a girl, and I like ribbons in my hair, and I wanna kiss all the boys." (I don't agree with two of those statements, but I am a girl)

"Got acne? Just ask your girlfriend what to do. Oh, that’s right! You don’t have a girlfriend!"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police."

"The world is going to hell, and I am driving the bus."

"Three a.m. phone call. 'Hey are you sleeping…?' '“No. I’m skydiving.' "

"I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug."

"If you can’t convince them, confuse them."

"If Google didn’t exsist, we’d all be screwed."

"We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be NEW friends!"

"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns left."

"Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home."

"Having children is hereditary. If your parents never had children, odds are you won’t either."

"Remember. There’s no I in ‘Team.’ (But there is an M and an E)"

"A classic is a book that is much praised, but rarely read."

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining."

"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments."

"How is it that it takes one careless match to start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"

"I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."

"It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end."

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too."

"I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die."

"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I’m going to mop the floor with your face.' I said, 'You’ll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.' "

"After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!"

"What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time…' A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain’t gonna believe this shit…' "

"Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator."

"Déjà vu - When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends."

"There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch fire to learn that it’s hot."

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

"Only in America… Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters."

"They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."

"People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened."

"What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon."

"How do you get a sweet, little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet, little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!"

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole more as they get older. Then it dawned on me… they were cramming for their finals."

"Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture."

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

"Why is it in the U.S.: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: 'There’s a naked person outside!' ”

"English people have different ways of saying things. We say 'elevator' they say 'lift.' We say 'president' they say 'stupid psychopathic git.' "

"This is AMAZING! Why is it free?!"

"When people bring you down, just think of a T-Rex trying to pick up a basketball."

"If you're goin' through Hell, keep on going, don't slow down, if you're scared don't show it, you might get out before the Devil even know you're there."

"When can we live in a world where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives?"

"I'm the type of girl that can watch all the scary movies I want and not get scared, but I scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster."

"Please, they wouldn't come near me if they were on fire, and I had the only bucket of water in town."

"Lettuce... Any questions?"

"Gravity man. It's not just a good idea, it's the law!"

"Blondes have more fun, but brunettes actually remember it the next day."

"A palm can say a lot, especially when it smacks you."

"If at first, you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you!"

"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."

"What I lack in talent I make up for with enthusiasm."

"Having good friends is like wetting your pants. Others can see it, and you can feel it."

"Warning: jumping into radioactive waste does not give you superpowers!"

"WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary, whose name and/or species you can't remember."

"I trip UP the stairs."

"Don't follow me. I run into walls."

"I am the bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."

"I'm naturally blonde. So please speak slowly."

"Girls can do anything boys can do, and we can do it in high heels."

"Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments."

"I am the type of girl who burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday."

"It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up."

"The darkest hour is always just before dawn breaks."

"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."

"If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

"Pain is a good thing. It lets you know you're still alive."

"If you want to figure out what's right for you, sometimes it's enough to figure out what's wrong."

"I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do!"

"Forget yesterday. Live for today. Tomorrow will take care of itself."

"Forget the risk. Take the fall. If it's meant to be, It's worth it all."

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow."

"The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."

"Live for the nights you won't remember. With the friends, you'll never forget."

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling 'Daaamn... What a ride!'"

"Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"I HATE IT WHEN THE LITTLE VOICES ARGUE WITH MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS!"

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."

"Never tell anyone your problems. 20% don't care, and the other 80% are glad you have them."

"If life was easy... where would all the adventure be?"

"Every story has an end, but in life, every end is just a new beginning."

"Who are you to judge me? I know I'm not perfect and I don't claim to be! But before you go pointing fingers, make sure your own hands are clean."

"Be strong now. Because things will get better. It may be stormy now. But it can't rain forever..."

"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

"I'm the kind of person who spends hours trying to drown a fish."

"To be old and wise, you first must be young and stupid."

"LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE: If you are sad: drama. If you are afraid: suspense. If you are angry: action. When you look at the mirror: horror. Now you are smiling: that's a comedy!"

"DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO MYSELF!"

"Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Break the rules. Stand apart. Ignore your head. Follow your heart."

"I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I- GUMMYBEARS!"

"When nothing goes right... go left."

"The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... So why learn?"

"I'm not crazy. My reality is just... different than yours."

"DRINK COFFEE! DO DUMB THINGS FASTER WITH MORE ENERGY!"

"NEVER go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge."

"I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you."

"It takes skill to trip over a flat surface!"

"People change. Things go wrong. But just remember: Life Goes On..."

"Oh gravity, art thou heartless."

"The best block is not being there to get hit in the first place."

Favorite Quotes

"When the world around us changes, the good men find a way to change as well" -Hiccup - Riders of Berk

"eh...Safety's overrated" -Gobber the Belch - Legend of the Boneknapper

"I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" - Leo Valdez - The Mark of Athena

"Where are the bloody seatbelts?" "HA! That vas just expression!" - Bunny and North Rise of the Guardians

"We're all gonna have to babysit" "Sit on a child? This will help how?!?!" - Russel and Strongarm - Robots in Disguise

"Pumba let me define BABYSITTING" "Oh sorry"- Timon and Pumba - Lion King

"We've got a pinata shaped like Beastboy, you know you wanna smack him"- Cyborg - Teen Titans

"If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college" - Tony Stark - Iron Man

"He is my brother" "He killed 80 people in 2 days" "He is...adopted?" - Thor and Black Widow - The Avengers

"I respect that the council has made a decision. However, seeing as it's a stupid one, I'm going to ignore it" - Nick Fury - The Avengers

REALLY RANDOM THINGS THAT MAKES ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF!! and that I stole from Here's Your Cheese Omelette...

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you

When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!

No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then proceed to tell you exactly why it isn't.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems

No, you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it to get it?

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons, think of another 'when life gives you lemons' quote

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

Uh...define 'normal' for me again.

There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

It's not incest! It's brotherly love! They're different!

"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get a warm feeling that it brings."

"Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

here are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use, but you can't help but smile when you see one fall down the stairs.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules

…don’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side…

True Love has no happy ending because True Love has no end.

Don't treat others as you want to be treated, treat others as they treat you.

38 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt, and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" on each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who wants to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
38. If someone looks at you, scream, "I swear! I only meant to knock him out for a little bit!"

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

Jokes

A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench together bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoophile spoke up, "Let's have sex with a cat." He suggested.

The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it."

The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, and then kill it."

The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again."

The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it."

They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said,

"Meow."

If you're

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. (I am the Queen of Clumsiness)

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste into your profile

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, in the face, with Jay's nunchucks, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever read a 250-page book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. Psh I've read way longer books than in a day

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go.

The kind of friends I have and hope that I will always have in bold, copy and paste if these sound like your friends in bold.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parent's DAD and MOM!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call.

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life.
BEST FRIENDS: Could blackmail you with it.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days...”

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run, you're getting wet!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "Dang it, we messed up, but that was frickin' awesome! We are so doing that again!"

FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel.
BEST FRIENDS: Just sits down and cries.

FRIENDS: Would tell off your stalker for you.
BEST FRIENDS: Would tell you how to tease them and mess with their minds.

so hope you liked this sort of short tour through my heart, BUT BEWARE OF MY MIND THATS COMING SOON!...

Just a trip into my mind and you will find the center of horror filled with blood and gore from my time of watching so many horror films and some of my own sick twisted thoughts that I would come up with my friend, it was my favorite past times with him. we would plan these stupid kidnappings of friends it was so funny especially when our friends looked at us like we where crazy. But beside the horror of my twisted thoughts it also filled with so much anime especially YAOI so if you are a YAOI HATER then leave now because that's mostly what I favor the most, I also favor regular couples like ghost hunt I wouldn't change Mai/Naru parings or Mai/lin parings I also like those too.

To add on to some more I love stories where the characters read about themselves like Harry Potter characters reading the books etc., but I would really like more stories where the Kuroshitsuji characters watch the show or read the manga so far I've only found one and they've not updated yet so far, so fingers crossed.

so its been a while since I've put anything more up about me, but just like to say going to be graduating high school soon and I can't wait and it's all thanks to my wonderful teacher and school director that I've made it this far, and just like to say when I go to college I may not be able to read any more stories; so that breaks my heart but I hope everyone will still keep posting and writing these amazing stories. a hopefully sometime in the future I'll be brave enough to post some stories to, but enough of that just want to bring up a post up that I read not too long ago and would like to add my name to as well, and I hope more true anime lovers will too. so YAY!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your siggy and add your name to the ever-growing list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil genius of the C.O.C.A., Invader Miley Phantom,dAnnYsGiRl777, Bloody Salvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, WolfofDoom, Mizu-Kitsune10, Takaiteishu Naruto, sasukesgirl66, Diamonds-r-4ever-so-am-i, OyajiMurakami,Sesshoumaru's_Dark_Angel,Basiliskqueen,

If you've ever slapped and/or banged your head against a table for no reason, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever laughed madly for no apparent reason, add this to your bio.

If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title to anything else for each other, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face, copy this to your profile.

If you don't care if your not popular,you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Gaara's weakness, Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, Icy-Cherrie-Chick, ChinaDollMaiden, Sesshoumaru's_Dark_Angel

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea what's going on, copy this onto your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they're
afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that isn't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when
the reality is they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heartbeat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy, what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me, Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

Eve was not taken out of Adam's head to top him, neither out of his feet to be trampled on by him, but out of his side to be equal with him, under his arm to be protected by him, and near his heart to be loved by him :Matthew Henry

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2) the answer is... go to 11

3) don't get angry. go to 15

4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13

5) first go to 2

6) don't be angry just go to 12

7) I just wanted to say hi

8) what I wanted to tell you is...is on 14

9) Be patient and go to 4

10) this is the last time I'm going to send you to a number. go to 7

11) I hope ur not annoyed when I say this...but go to 6

12) sorry out of order. go to 8

13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10

14) I don't know how to say this but... go to 3

15) You must be really bored, so go to 9

COPY AND PASTE If YOU Found That Funny.

Now for some stereotypical author profile things cus I love them!

Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist.

Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama!

Normal people: Don't believe in time travel.

Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well.

"Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword.

Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha will come and get it)

Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves.

Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha will protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin)

Normal people: Don't care about the moon.

Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P )

Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky.

Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan!

Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon.

Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon!

Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo (the slut!!!) is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombie woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!)

Normal people: Say that money is power.

Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...)

Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lectures descendants... (Then hit them anyway)

Normal people: Don't think a boomerang could be a weapon.

Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the none believers to Sango in a rage.

Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly.

Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties!

Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over.

Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru.

Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome.

Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii.

Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the heck this was about because they are NORMAL!!

Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and paste this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recommend it to all their friends! We Love it!